Let's discuss Rick Ross' "Teflon Don"

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no, literally enjoy the fruits

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

awww enjoy the fruits is a nice sentiment

69, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.covershut.com/covers/UMCs-Fruits-Of-Nature-Front-Cover-31220.jpg

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure ross can still enjoy the fruits of his labor without having his house stocked with

rations that could last six months. One is entirely stocked with Ortega taco fixings, another with cans of Manwich, another with six-packs of Yoo-hoo, another with bags of Halloween-size candy

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

what the fuck is yoo-hoo?

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

Everything in that menagerie is literally inedible.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

what the fuck is MANWICH?

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

i mean whaty i think of as a manwich doesn't...come in a can

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

or without coming home at 4 am from the strip so he can eat this

The Gentlest Bodyguard's specialty (besides appearing to be gentle while not minding if he has to rip people's tracheae out, I bet) is breakfast, and when we're back at the house, he goes to the stove. Into a large frying pan he cracks twenty-four eggs and waits for them to cook, then meticulously flips each one without breaking a yolk. In a pot the grits bubble. And in a large skillet, several cans of bubble-gum-pink Hormel corned-beef hash sizzle on high heat, never changing color

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

lex, yoo-hoo is chocolate milk

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

be clear: it's CARBONATED chocolate milk.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

manwich is like... a canned sloppy joe? idk, i assume it's incredibly disgusting

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

xp lol is that right? i don't drink choco milk so i wouldn't know

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

ok fine I love corned beef hash.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

CARBONATED CHOCOLATE MILK?????

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

any meat that comes in a can should not be eaten

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

welcome to America lex...

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

several cans of bubble-gum-pink Hormel corned-beef hash sizzle on high heat, never changing color

urgh

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

i still haven't recovered from the fruit loops discovery. you americans are disgusting savages. i'm clutching on to my muesli for dear life

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

what the fuck is this abomination

http://pinchmysalt.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/img_8056.jpg

THAT THING LIVED IN A CAN

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtuTEvNNlBE

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

wait, i still don't get what's wrong with froot loops

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

The fourth photo that came up after a Google search:

http://buckarooblues.com/images/11_9-10_01/manwich.jpg

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

can we start labeling the manwich photos as NSFW, thx y'all

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

NSFHumanity

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

yoo hoo is not carbonated fyi

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

be clear: it's CARBONATED chocolate milk.

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Nope. Most google sites say it's not carbonated but its not just chocolate milk either

curmudgeon, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

Tried to find a YouTube of Morgan Freeman drinking it in Street Smart.

Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

just chill n enjoy the froot loops

some dude, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.music-software-reviews.com/image-files/fruity_loops_fl_studio_6.jpg

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

wait, i still don't get what's wrong with froot loops

um start with the colours?

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

yeah those colors are totally horrifying when not worn by nicki minaj

some dude, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

Yoo-hoo is an American chocolate beverage. Technically, it is a dairy drink, but it contains very little actual milk. The stated ingredients on the label include water, high-fructose corn syrup, dairy whey, sugar, corn syrup solids, cocoa, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, sodium caseinate (from milk), non-fat dry milk, salt, tricalcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, xanthan gum, guar gum, natural and artificial flavors, soy lecithin, mono- and diglycerides, vitamin A palmiate, niacinamide (vitamin B3), vitamin D3, and riboflavoin (vitamin B2).

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

nicki minaj is not a thing i am meant to put in my mouth

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

yr daily dose of corn syrup solids

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe anyone thought YOO-HOO would work as the name of a drink

lex pretend, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

you're forgetting

http://i.imgur.com/qTveH.gif

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

yoo hoo is delicious fyi

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

get yoo hoo-drunk and listen to teflon don

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

jesus http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/14/rick-ross-second-seizure/#.TpjNp5xZhyQ

cyclops eyes over here (patsy), Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

what in the fuck

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

this sucks

flopson, Saturday, 15 October 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

obv don't know if these seizures are directly related to his 'lifestyle' but when i read that GQ article i was kind of O_o

LaMonte, Saturday, 15 October 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

Figured it was a matter of time but I gave him a few more years

Important reminder that these dudes aren't cartoons but real ppl too I suppose

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

important reminder to themselves

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

haha seriously, i feel like ross must've had a moment today like "i'm...mortal? nahhhhhh"

some dude, Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

guys being fat doesn't cause seizures

Fifty-Three Percenter Godbody Knowledge (The Brainwasher), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure that it doesn't help

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

i know nothing about rick ross, but when i heard two seizures in a day, i thought maybe he's got epilepsy? sometimes it shows itself later in a person's life, iirc.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

Seizures can happen as a result of tumors, impaired oxygen to the brain, hanging out with Wayne -- lotsa things.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)


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