That's paraphrasing Klosterman, right?: http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ0704-JULY_AMERICA
Does seem to miss Klosterman's humour.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 06:09 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDzOPrVlr98
^ this is the most positive of the many youtube reviews so far
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
quality review
― markers, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
dun dun dundun da
haha
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
markers are you going to listen to the covers or are you staying "pure" for the real thing?
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
has markers not listened to "The View" yet? dude is so strong in the face of the ultimate temptation. http://archive.lifenews.com/picabstinence.jpg
― tylerw, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
JUST IN CASE ANYONE READING THIS THREAD HASNT HEARD ABOUT THIS PROJECT:
ILX Pre-Covers LULU I and II -- When The Realms of Loutallica's Reality Were Breached
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
markers are you going to listen to the covers or are you staying "pure" for the real thing?― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
hahaha i guess i'll listen to all the covers. yours is the only one i've listened to all the way through though i think
― markers, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
Meanwhile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hY8RwnF55A
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 08:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/675Vg.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 October 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link
haha nice 1 gr8080 :):)
THE ALLIANCE OF THE YEAR
― niels, Thursday, 13 October 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt0mnrfSeR1qb4lmho1_500.gif
― tylerw, Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
It's the one we've all been waiting for:
LITTLE DOG
Little dog who can’t get inMoaning at the bed sideMoaning from each limb
Little dog who can’t get inCan only cry butCan not swim
Pony legs, little trotLittle dog has to wait a lot
The bigger dog has got his spotAnd elbowed him away
Listen to him barkingListen to him callLittle dog don’t have much at all
A puny body and a tiny dickA little dog can make you sick
If you got the money you can go to the topThe female dog don’t care what you gotAs long as you can raise thatLittle doggie face to a cold hearted pussyYou could have a taste
A taste of what the big dog gotA taste of what the big dog gotThe little dog with the one hundred dollar spotCan run his tongue over the hot in trotHot in trotRun his tongue over the hot in trot
Money can do anythingMoney can do anythingMoney can do anythingTell me what you want
My small dog, he want what I got
Wants to run his tongue over my hot spot
Pathetic little dog
Pathetic little dogThe little man follows his noseCounts his fingers and his toesHe still got thosePathetic little dogPathetic little dogFollowing his noseBut it needs my money to buy
I’m an up while you’re a downI am an up while you’re a downThe spring and the will follow me aroundWhile you sniff your shit in the windSniff your shit in the windMoney can do anythingMoney can do anythingTell me what it is you wantJust tell me what it is you wantI’m an up while you’re a downThe spring and the will follow me around
Tell me what it is you wantTell me what it is you want
You sniff your shit in the windFollow me around
Pathetic little dogPathetic little dogPathetic little dog
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Friday, 14 October 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link
The little dog with the one hundred dollar spotCan run his tongue over the hot in trotHot in trotRun his tongue over the hot in trot
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 09:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/Naughty_Little_Doggie.jpg/220px-Naughty_Little_Doggie.jpg
― Mark G, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:00 (twelve years ago) link
"Little dog has to wait a lot"Boy can I relate - will it ever be October 31st?
had to check the site to confirm these are the actual lyrics - doesn't it look like something some rapper would rap? anyway, liking this a lot of course lol :)
― niels, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:09 (twelve years ago) link
hearing Little Dog as a Little Richard style jam with saxophones
― I'm not going leftfield on you... (hypehat), Friday, 14 October 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link
you keep a-doggin' but you can't come in
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://rock-n-roll.40s-50s.info/little/photos/quasar.jpg
While you sniff your shit in the wop-bop-a-walla-wap-bam-boom
― I'm not going leftfield on you... (hypehat), Friday, 14 October 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link
Little doggie face to a cold hearted pussyHe actually went there, whaddyaknow.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
this album is all about going there.
― tylerw, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
Lou should have checked with our versions first.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
I can't... I can't even
I seriously might buy this
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
this is from chris, the scribe of ILX's little dog I:
Also the actual "Little Dog" lyrics are up and I was ready to proclaim myself the winner, Lou kind of knocks this one out of the park
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
My small dog, he want what I gotWants to run his tongue over my hot spotPathetic little dog
what. the. FUCK.
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
This needs to be sung to the tune of Cousin Balki's Bibi-Babkas song (aka the Limbo Rock song but you get my meaning).
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
nobody does terrible like lou reed
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Tuesday, September 27, 2011 10:48 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
― the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
xpost -- For reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbGj8UDVsI
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
on release day we're all switching to display names cribbed from the lyrics to these songs, right
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
We have "Brandenburg Gate," "Mistress Dread" and "Junior Dad" lyrics left to go.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.tj.la/wp-content/uploads/peanut-butter-dog.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
(How's that for keeping this SFW?)
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
v impressive!
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
Hahah
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
In checking the credits again, I had forgotten Hal Willner is a coproducer and that there are apparently strings throughout. Plus Rob Wasserman.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2007/05/09/image2778618x.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
has lou done anything WITHOUT rob wasserman in like 25 years?
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
True, that.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
"Yeah, you, Tru Jilla or whatever your hip-hop name is, sit this one out."
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
notice this person credited with "electronics" on the LULU website..interesting:
Sarth Calhoun is an electronic musician from Brooklyn, NY.
He is a member of Lucibel Crater along with Leah Coloff and Paul Chuffo. He is also a member of Lou Reed's Metal Machine Trio, along with Lou Reed and Ulrich Krieger. He was previously a member of Number19.
He plays continuum fingerboard and beta tests for the Symbolic Sound Kyma workstation. He refers to himself as an "electronic alchemist" using audio equipment to perform live looping and processing of other instruments during performances.
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
here's the contiuum fingerboard! OMG i hope this is on LULU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQmvNHaeSVM
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
string arranger...haha i shouldn't be surprised there's a nels cline tie
Jenny Scheinman is a singer, violin player, composer and arranger. She grew up on a homestead in Northern California in a family of folk musicians, studied at Oberlin Conservatory, graduated with a degree in English literature from UC Berklee, and has been performing since she was a teenager. She has taken the #1 Rising Star Violinist title in the Downbeat Magazine Critics Poll and has been listed as one of their Top Ten Overall Violinists for a decade. She has garnered numerous high-profile arranging credits with Lucinda Williams, Bono, Lou Reed, Metallica and Sean Lennon, and has toured and recorded with Bill Frisell, Bruce Cockburn, Norah Jones, Madeleine Peyroux, Nels Cline, Vinicius Cantuaria, Rodney Crowell, Jimmie Dale Gilmore, and Mark Ribot. She has six CDs of original music to date; Jenny Scheinman, Crossing The Field, 12 Songs, Shalagaster, The Rabbi’s Lover and Live At Yoshi’s; and her band Mischief & Mayhem featuring Nels Cline, Todd Sickafoose and Jim Black will be releasing its debut album in early 2012. www.jennyscheinman.com Jenny Scheinman
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
It would be great if this whole thing turned out to be a demo disc sponsored by Monster Cable and Bose.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
kinda want to hear this:
[Hal Willner] has released one album under his own name: Whoops, I'm an Indian, which featured audio samples from 78 rpm records from the early-mid 20th century.
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Friday, October 14, 2011 10:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this whole thing is VERY PRO.
when the music industry finally dies, i will pour myself a glass of scotch and mourn the passing of a time when a tremendous amount of time, money, and talent could be devoted to something so incredibly ridiculous.
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
Here's one of those Willner tracks -- from 1998, featuring Howie B! Of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfwE4_1XxmM
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I found Hal Willner's presence intriguing, I've always liked his work, especially his Burroughs albums.
Meanwhile, I can't get the bibbibabka ditty out of my head now.
― A. Begrand, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
Wilner's done the last few Lou albums iirc, at least stretching back to Ecstasy. Wasserman's OK, but I'm disappointed that Lou didn't bring in the master of the fretless bass Fernando Saunders. Seems like a song called "Iced Honey" is just dying for a lil fretless bass solo.
― tylerw, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
xpost -- that was the goal.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link