Lou Reed/Metallica Collabo Anticipation Thread

lots of reasons

are we going to have to do a metallica vs. lou reed poll

y

poll of metallica vs. velvet underground

poll of metallica vs. lou reed

it's like talking to starman or something, except the record inside voyager 2 was staind

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, June 16, 2011 5:49 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

^^^^^

Someone who actively despises vu

^ loooool

omg

Wow

Adele: "Never mind, I'll find Someone who actively despises vu..."

When I mentioned "Loutallica" to my friend last night, at first he thought I was gabbing about something called "Lute-tallica", as though there might be a more mediaval sort of Apocalyptica project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av8EDuOWlA4

Rule 36- there is youtube of it. No exceptions.

omg
Be among the first to hear the upcoming release "Lulu" at an intimate listening session with Lou Reed & Metallica on Monday, October 24, 2011 in New York City. Enter to win passes and an opportunity to meet the guys through the Bowers & Wilkins Facebook page. Members of The Metallica Club can also enter by logging into the Members Area of Metallica.com.

Lou Reed has had just one weird ass recording career.

I really hope Bowers & Wilkins is a high-end men's shaving supplies manufactory and distributor....

Lou referring to his power team really seems like he could be talking about apparel wholesalers.

PUMPING BLOOD

If I pump out blood in the sunshine
Oil on the wheel
That is blasted and busted away

A nail or a little piece of glass
A little piece of glass
A little piece of glass
Swarming like bees over the air
Off the pump off the thing
The blood that I’m pumping away

Like bees over the air
Off the pump
Off the thing
The blood that I’m pumping away

Off the pump
Off the thing
The blood that I’m pumping away

If I pump blood in the sunshine
And you wear a leather box with azaleas
And I pump more blood
And it seeps through my skin
Will you adore the river
The stream, the trickle
The tributary of my heart

As I pump more blood
And it seeps through my skin

Will you adore the river
The stream, the trickle
The tributary of my heart

If I’m pumping blood
Like a common state worker
If I waggle my ass like a dark prostitute
Would you think less of me

And my coagulating heart

Waggle my ass like a dark prostitute
Coagulating heart
Pumping blood

Would you top me off
Would you top me off as I deepen a curtsy
While you yell out, “mercy”
We grow apart
Would you rip and cut me

Use a knife on me

Be shocked at the boldness
The coldness of this little heart
Tied up in leather
Would you take the measure
Of the blood that I pump
In the manic confusion of love

Supreme violation
Supreme violation
“Oh, ah, ah, ah Jack I beseech you”

“Oh Jack I beseech you”
Supreme violation

Blood in the foyer
The bathroom
The tea room
The kitchen, with her knives splayed

I will swallow your sharpest cutter
Like a colored man’s dick

Blood spurting from me
“Oh Jack, Jack I beseech…”
“Jack, I beseech you, I beseech…”
In the end it was an ordinary heart

“Oh Jack I beseech you”
As I scream out my pain
In the end it was an ordinary heart

In the end, in the end, in the end
It was an ordinary heart

“Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack I beseech you”
Supreme violation . . . Oh

“Jack, Jack, Jack I beseech you”
I call out your name

Blood in the foyer, the bathroom,
The tea room, the kitchen
And knives splayed
I swallow your sharpest cutter
Like a colored man’s dick
Blood spurting from me
Blood spurting from me

epic.

I swallow your sharpest cutter
Like a colored man’s dick

Can I just

I mean, it all is kinda "Venus in Furs 2011."

"Waggle my ass like a dark prostitute"

WAGGLE

My final thoughts on this thing.

Regressive thinking imo

someone who actively bears an animus for lou

this has quickly become my most anticipated album

pleas god let me win this http://www.facebook.com/BowersWilkins
i'll never ask for anything again, lord.

If you win I hope you take me with ya.

I entered too. Any of us wins, we have to present them with copies of the ILX version.

if an ilxor doesn't win, one of you NYC-ers should be outside the event, with a boombox blasting the ILX version, lloyd dobler-style.

if an ILXor wins you must also present lou reed and metallica with their own ILX Junior Dads membership badges

would wear

If you can't put a butterfly in a jar
If violence mars your final hour
If you make others feel like jam
Poured on a piece of charbroiled lamb

oh people hella posted that already, thought it was new

Bears repeating. Haven't had breakfast yet.

it's very lol that this is the first Metallica album I am considering buying

CHEAT ON ME

Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on me

I have a passionate heart
It can tear us apart
I have the loves of many men
But I don’t love any of them

Why do I cheat on me

You have your feelings
I have mine
I spit upon you and change my mind
I have many hearts to break
And many, many, many more to take

Let the light of stars pour out
Like a candle in a spout
Let the wick recede and break
Let the starlight radiate
Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I desecrate me
Why do I piss my dreams
That’s because that’s what it is

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpf6t8NAKM1qz8vumo1_500.png

Let's try that again:

CHEAT ON ME

Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on me

I have a passionate heart
It can tear us apart
I have the loves of many men
But I don’t love any of them

Why do I cheat on me

You have your feelings
I have mine
I spit upon you and change my mind
I have many hearts to break
And many, many, many more to take

Let the light of stars pour out
Like a candle in a spout
Let the wick recede and break
Let the starlight radiate
Why do you cheat on me
Why do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on thee
Why do I desecrate me
Why do I piss my dreams
That’s because that’s what it is

I have the drive
I got the scope
If I, if I, if I, could I give you a rope

Your love means zero to me
I’m a passionateless wave upon the sea
Passionateless wave upon the sea
Why, why, why
Do you cheat on me
Why, why, why
Do I cheat on thee
Oh why, do I cheat on me
Why do I cheat on myself
Well I got nobody else

I’m only young once
I want to taste it all and have fun
I have no real feelings in my soul
Where most have passion I got a hole
I really got nobody else

I want lovers like the rain
So many of them, so much the same
You say you love me, I know it’s true
But I, I, I don’t love you

Why do I cheat on me
Why do you cheat on me
Your love means zero to me
A passionateless wave
Your love means zero to me

Is passionateless a word?

Why do I piss my dreams

you're 80?

So cheat it.
Settle the score.
to cheat upon me
is to prepare for war.

Literal translation from the German?

No. Just altered 20-year-old Metallica lyrics that I can't get out of my head whenever someone mentions "CHEAT ON ME".

are you passionateless?

Did you mean to search for: passionless
No, I did not, Google!

You have your feelings
I have mine