Lou Reed/Metallica Collabo Anticipation Thread

yeahhh. hoping this one has a kind of oompah oktoberfest vibe, you know? hammett on the accordion, etc.

I really do have to imagine that stuttered part is sung this way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tzqxE0bcyI

froo froo froo froostration

Have all lyrics been released already? I could do with the Brandenburg Gate for our ILX cover album

A sword between my thighs
I wish that I could kill you
But I too love your eyes

What the actual fuck?

xpost -- always more fun to create your own

I cry icicles in my stein

I cry HOOSicles in my steen

He sure says "spermless" a lot.

Brandenburg Gate
So full of hate
Just like plate
Of battenburg cake

All I do is fall over
I don’t have the strength I once had

TMI

sp.. sp... spermless

omg album is about daethdr0ne

aaaaand The Jukebox reviews the first single.

Thanks NickB :-)

And ROFL and OTM at Curtis

Anticpatin' the next release of lyrics to employ the "I've built a wall around myself and now I can't see out" metaphor.

The results are as unwieldy as expected, with Reed’s ludicrous talk-singing atop an arhythmic churn as comfortably as a sicko sitting on a dog’s penis.

uh.... have you ever thought about writing lyrics for Metallica?

Lou had me fired.

He had no idea what 'Over and over the crow cries 'uncover the cornfield'' meant, so he sacked me as well.

Don't bring them weak ass lyrics to a Loutallica cipher, son

I was out of my planetary system, iirc

hi had to talk to someone on the phone today who's last name was Loulousis, I kind of did a double take when he spelled his name out for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dtvYPYNZkE&feature=player_embedded

i like that lars is totally confused by this whole experience.

Stamptallica

Quick, based on that Youtube still above, you walk into that living room and see that scene. What's on the television?

My first thought is DIAMONDBACKS vs BREWERS.

POWER TEAM!

What's on the television?
Lou just told Lars and James that he's their real dad. Their Junior Dad.

Thanks to this thread, this for me is likely to be the only album released in the past 20 years where I could correctly tell you about 80% of the song titles on it without having to look them up first.

haha OTM

I mean seriously. Is that Bob Newhart on the right?

i've never really cared about lou reed, but i appreciate the fact that, without him, we may have never gotten a proper followup to st anger

i've never really cared about lou reed

SB

Lou Reed cares about you, markers

tho tbh i don't care that much about metallica.

otm

god that youtube still is amazing, lou looks like a robert longo picture

why would i listen to vu when st anger exists

lots of reasons

are we going to have to do a metallica vs. lou reed poll

y

poll of metallica vs. velvet underground

poll of metallica vs. lou reed

it's like talking to starman or something, except the record inside voyager 2 was staind

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, June 16, 2011 5:49 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

^^^^^

Someone who actively despises vu

^ loooool

omg

Wow

Adele: "Never mind, I'll find Someone who actively despises vu..."

When I mentioned "Loutallica" to my friend last night, at first he thought I was gabbing about something called "Lute-tallica", as though there might be a more mediaval sort of Apocalyptica project.