Lou Reed/Metallica Collabo Anticipation Thread

guess that'll have to do

$44.99 for the double lp? wtf

A page from the book:

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0095/3302/products/Lulu_Corbijn_book_grande.jpg

psyched

Mental Machine Music

Mental Up Yer Ass

Mentallica

will this be Geir Hongro's least favorite album of all time?

"Fear of a Loutallica Planet"

As much as I believe that a treasured piece of art list this is worth all the money in the world, I'm guessing the chain stores will sell this for a lot less than 20 fucking dollars.

$44.99 for the double lp? wtf

yeah, but that's only $11.25 per side! worth it imo.

A page from the book

I am loving how Corbijn is essentially going "Hey, I'll redo my Depeche photos and design from 1993 and 2001 and then I won't have to work so hard."

MENTAL

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/3722/screenshot20111004at105.png

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HALF OF THE NEW INTERPLANETARY SYSTEM http://stereogum.com/830522/metallica-turn-30/top-stories/

Frustration
In my lexicon of hate
I see you with your portraiture
Does he love you?
Does he love you too?

The brush strokes
Kiss your breasts and toes
I cry icicles in my stein
The heartbeats flutter
With an abnormal rhythm

The pain shoots through my body
A sword between my thighs
I wish that I could kill you
But I too love your eyes

You’re feeling less whore but you stimulate
The hatred smolders in your eyes
I’d drop to my knees in a second
To salivate in your thighs

But all I do is fall over
I don’t have the strength I once had
In you and your prickless lover
And his easel in his eyes

I feel the pain creep up my leg
Blood runs from my nose
I puke my guts out at your feet
You’re more man than I
To be dead to have no feeling
To be dry and spermless like a girl
I want so much to hurt you
I want so much to hurt you
I want so much to hurt you
Marry me
I want you as my wife

Spermless like a girl
More man than I
More man than I

Frustration
In my lexicon of hate
You’re feeling less like a whore but you
Stimulate

All I do is fall over
I don’t have the strength I once had
All I do is fall over
I don’t have the strength I once had

I want you so much to hurt you
I want so much to hurt you
I want so much to hurt you
I want you as a wife

Frustration is my lexicon of hate
Frustration is my lexicon of hate
Fru… fru… frustration, my lexicon of hate

I cry icicles
Heartbeats flutter
Abnormal rhythm
I wish that I could kill you
But I too love your eyes
I want you as my wife
I want you as my wife
Spermless like a girl

Lucky in feeling
More man than I
Marry me, marry me, marry me
I want you as a wife
Spermless like a girl
Puking my guts at your feet
More man than I
Fru… fru… fru… frustration
Frustration

Spermless like a girl

Fru… fru… fru… frustration

it's pretty imperative that i immediately learn (1) who's singing this and (2) how he's singing this

Frustration is my lexicon of hate
Frustration is my lexicon of hate
Fru… fru… frustration, my lexicon of hate

gotta be hetfield. My lexicon of Het.

I cry icicles in my stein

yeahhh. hoping this one has a kind of oompah oktoberfest vibe, you know? hammett on the accordion, etc.

I really do have to imagine that stuttered part is sung this way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tzqxE0bcyI

froo froo froo froostration

Have all lyrics been released already? I could do with the Brandenburg Gate for our ILX cover album

A sword between my thighs
I wish that I could kill you
But I too love your eyes

What the actual fuck?

xpost -- always more fun to create your own

I cry icicles in my stein

I cry HOOSicles in my steen

He sure says "spermless" a lot.

Brandenburg Gate
So full of hate
Just like plate
Of battenburg cake

All I do is fall over
I don’t have the strength I once had

TMI

sp.. sp... spermless

omg album is about daethdr0ne

aaaaand The Jukebox reviews the first single.

Thanks NickB :-)

And ROFL and OTM at Curtis

Anticpatin' the next release of lyrics to employ the "I've built a wall around myself and now I can't see out" metaphor.

The results are as unwieldy as expected, with Reed’s ludicrous talk-singing atop an arhythmic churn as comfortably as a sicko sitting on a dog’s penis.

uh.... have you ever thought about writing lyrics for Metallica?

Lou had me fired.

He had no idea what 'Over and over the crow cries 'uncover the cornfield'' meant, so he sacked me as well.

Don't bring them weak ass lyrics to a Loutallica cipher, son

I was out of my planetary system, iirc

hi had to talk to someone on the phone today who's last name was Loulousis, I kind of did a double take when he spelled his name out for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dtvYPYNZkE&feature=player_embedded

i like that lars is totally confused by this whole experience.

Stamptallica

Quick, based on that Youtube still above, you walk into that living room and see that scene. What's on the television?

My first thought is DIAMONDBACKS vs BREWERS.

POWER TEAM!

What's on the television?
Lou just told Lars and James that he's their real dad. Their Junior Dad.

Thanks to this thread, this for me is likely to be the only album released in the past 20 years where I could correctly tell you about 80% of the song titles on it without having to look them up first.

haha OTM

I mean seriously. Is that Bob Newhart on the right?