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― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Best revive of the day.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, this is an old one.

wtf are you on about geir, joni mitchell is very attractive!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Search and Destroy: Mariah Carey

Sounds like a good idea. Tell me when you find her, and I'll help you destroy her.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think you can actually destroy things with your penis, Geir.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

emancipation of mimi is wonderful. top 3 for me for sure.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

With her last album, Mariah Carey has gone from awful (Adult Contemporary) to even worse (contemporary hip-hop-influenced R&B)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Jams OTM! & so is Geir, in his "special" way.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

That bonus track is KILLER.

― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Is anything on it as good as her awesome "Funkin 4 Jamaica" "cover" collab-o with Mystikal?

The first single didn't do much for me.

"With her last album, Mariah Carey has gone from awful (Adult Contemporary) to even worse (contemporary hip-hop-influenced R&B)"

Wasn't this true from Butterfly onwards though? I remember "Honey" being the decisive step towards "hip-hop-influenced R&B".

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, & I'm not that familiar w/ those albums post-"Honey", but she usually sticks at least one shitass weepy ballad in the mix. Ain't none of that here - well, balladry, yeah (I think - haven't listened in a while), but the GOOD type.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Honey" didn't have the same kind of über-annoying staccato beat that her current stuff does. Plus the style still left room for a proper melody. I consider "Money" among her more decent moments.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

obv search 'all i want for christmas is you' - it's my favourite christmas song, most years!

― pete b. (pete b.), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

That Dog?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Search: "Vision Of Love". Call me out of it, but this really is her best single. Best song, best use of her voice, best emotional impact... I get chills just thinking about it."

Dan Perry OTM in 2001.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

SEARCH: the Def Club remix of "Dreamlover"

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"stay the night" off of mimi is her greatest song yet. it's a really sad album though -- mariah isn't allowed to be mariah anymore.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The video for "Without You" is an utter atrocity - AN UTTER ATROCITY!!! It's the way that she stomps her feet, waves her hands, her face contorted in agony (as if she was having her liver removed without the benefits of anaesthetic) in order to show us just how emotional she feels when she sings. What's almost as bad is the audience response - who holler and applaud and delight in every single vocal inflection (or whatever it is that she does.) Whenever it's on tv i can't help but watch it - even though it's the most toe-curlingly, cringe-inducing thing i've ever seen.

search: Mariah Carey
when you find her: DESTROY! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

― Neil FC (Neil FC), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh please. She's great. I don't care for the ballads, too mushy mushy, but the rest is ace, including her out of control personality. You gotta a love a woman who apparently "doesn't do stairs" (-> whatever THAT means) and demands puppies so as to appear nicer.

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Several years on, I upgrade "Vision Of Love" to mega-classic status, and remember that "Love Takes Time" wasn't half bad either. I felt sorry for her, she had dead eyes all through her mega-stardom-years...

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

R&B in general needs to get over this "ballad" thing - bless DC (NOT BEYONCE) & their producers for finding a way to do slow-burnin' songs that don't get stuck in the mud.

&, yeah, to piggyback SS's endorsement of Pope Dang, "Vision of Love" makes her first album.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

David, you mention in your PFM review of "It's Like This" that the song uses the tired "Bacardi/party" rhyme, which has been "kicking around for about five years now" (actually, try fifteen!!) and then you ask "Where's the Asti Spumanti love?"

May I direct you to "Knockin' Boots" by Candyman, in which he decides to "break off a bottle of Asti Spumanti, pop off the top, and rock with my posse."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a pretty funny piece on Mariah in the Guardian, where she talks about the puppy thing and comes across as pretty likeable.

― Baaderonixxxorzh (Fabfunk), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

NICE! Thanks, jaymc!

Yeah, I pulled that "five year" thing out of the buttocks - I'd love to know when it ("Bacardi / party") first popped up, tho.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Search: Glitter soundtrack, minus perhaps a couple of the ballads.

Destroy: "Hero," "The Beautiful Ones" cover w/ Sisqo

― Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

R&B's needed to get over ballads for like 30 years. Search "Glitter" the movie, oh man

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

why does r&b need to get over ballads?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Cos they're boring and noone remembers them and they bring out the worst in the genre whereas fast songs bring out the best (as a rule). That 30 years thing was a stretch, tho.

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Search: Great R&B ballads of the last (let's say) 20 years.

― Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a long list.

― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I draw a blank after Next's "Butta Love."

― Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, actually that's not true at all, now that I think about it.

― Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Since 1985? None?

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure there're a lot, but none come to mind which isn't promising

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Just to clarify what I really meant - there's a type of weepy bathetic overinstrumentalized (sic?) (or, worse, overSYNTHstrumentalized) ballad that comes off as a limp & pale copy of the aforementioned great ballads from the last 20 years that I wish wasn't as prevalent (& probably isn't as prevalent as I think).

Most of these ballads I'm bitching about, now that I think about it, are more from R&B-influenced folks (cf. teenypop) than from actual R&B artists (though I'm not sure such a distinction means a damn thing).

Conclusion: I'm full of it; carry on.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

No yr not, I took you to mean that and the genre so needs to get rid of that shit. What "actual RnB artists" are there working/charting today, tho? Any? Isley Bros? Wondering what yr definitions are.

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

argh, there's a song from the early 90s that used the "bacardi/party" rhyme, but i can't remember it. fuck.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm wondering that myself - I'd consider Mario's "Let Me Love You" R&B, & as an example of a modern ballad I like. (Kanye's "Slow Jamz", too!) Ginuwine & Musiq, on the other hand, annoy the hell out of me, as does Beyonce's record version of "Dangerously In Love" (tho I liked the version she did on SNL). "DIL" is what I was thinking of when I said "yay DC, boo B" up there - there's a great atypical ballad on the last DC record; maybe it's the last track, I can't recall.

Sorta on-topic (& I swear I've brought this up before): there's a bit during The Kings of Comedy where Steve Harvey goes off on how no one does love songs anymore, & it's all blustery dick-swinging bullshit (my words, not his). & then they put on some Teddy Pendergrass, & most of the people in the crowd stand up, & SH is yelling at people that haven't moved - "STAND THE F*CK UP!" (again, my words) - & he's kicking over the small endtable on stage & the mic stand & he's FEELING IT, lipsynching and swaying, and Spike Lee cuts to women in the audience, clutching their hands to their chest and singing & swaying along. &, yeah, he might have a point, but then love's changed a bit, too, Steve, so the woo you pitch isn't going to be the woo your son or daughter pitches (though it's coming from the same place).

Is "ballad" (musically speaking) a matter of tempo & sound or of subject matter?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Schwip you clearly don't even LIKE R&B!! For great R&B ballads, how about every Mary J. song ever? LOTS of Mariah, "Dangerously in Love" by Beyonce, "One in a Million" by Aaliyah, etc. You are completely nuts.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

oh fuck me I forgot Mary J & Aaliyah.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh good that should save me some money! David, just tempo.

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Also OMG ROBERT FUCKING KELLY! That's it - I need more sugar.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

boo-hoo-tee

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Believe I Can Fly" was bad enough on its own to put me off a good 10-15 ballads at 16 or whatever I was, I wouldn't bring him up ("Ignition"! Good! NOT A BALLAD! GOOD!)

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

in so many ways r&b itself is balladry! ballads are the songs that pull everyone together -- the great unifiers in love, life, pain, etc. sure, the no-tempo ballad is like musical water (see: a majority of toni braxton's singles)(but not all of them!), but they can also be great SONGS just like in any other genre. the aversion to ballads among (GENERALIZATION ALERT!) white R&B/hip-hop listeners comes from being beholden to only the beat, and not considering the lyrics, tone, subject matter that those productions deliver. the bangers are where you lose yourself in a crowd, but the ballads are where you lose yourself in yourself...

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

oh and i think the mary j. remix of "hate it or love it" might be the greatest R&B ballad ever, as i blathered about on the blog today

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok yeah the thing is (see above. Do YOU like "I Believe" etc?) is that SO SO SO SO SO many of the charting rnb ballads're so fucking awful I/WE (THE WHITE LISTENERS) end up w/an unrelenting hate of the whole idea. A good ballad is, to me, prob a bit better than a good FAST number, but when a section of the ballad genre's so cluttered w/shit how can I hear the good stuff? There're LOADS of old rnb ballads I adore. The thing is I don't even notice them AS ballads, they're just songs, just a bit slower than normal. This whole modernish long boring notune warbling thing, all INSPIRATIONAL, fuck it. xpost I'll get someone to dload that for me (if I remember. Is it THAT good it''l give me the faith to listen out for good ballads once more?)

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

download each of the individual songs that i have mentioned and your faith will be restored

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Although that's kinda like dismissing all rock ballads because that "Everything I do" song is such a "modernish long boring notune warbling thing"

― Baaderonixxxorzh (Fabfunk), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, it is. See above. Luckily rock's/was an album genre!

― Schwip Schwap (schwip schwap), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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I feel like that article is trying to make me feel old!

She has transformed from mousy girl-next-door (do you even recognize this version of her from 1993?)

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:06 (five years ago)

xp I actually couldn't find B&B watching Chick on Youtube but it's probably deep in there somewhere.

― billstevejim, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:42 (five years ago)

There's so little about this album online (only 4 pages of Google hits if you search chick "someone's ugly daughter" -mariah), you would almost think it's a hoax, if not for the apparent authenticity of some of those hits!

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

Present-day Mariah Carey is in the same category as Bruce Springsteen for me: interviews are often very interesting, zero interest in hearing the music.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

xp Like, Sony must have baaaarely released it. I wonder how much radio play "Malibu" got (if any).

The top Amazon review is interesting:

C. Hughes
5.0 out of 5 stars Chick was fun.
Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2015
Verified Purchase
I loved making this CD- glad (a couple of) people are enjoying it. There is a secret ingredient ;) CDD

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:01 (five years ago)

Can't find it, but wasn't there a thing that went around tumblr (inspired by the rumored existence of this album, I think) about how people who think Kurt Cobain wrote Live Through This are overlooking that it was actually Mariah?

― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:02 (five years ago)

I didn't find anything in Lexis Nexis from before this weekend.

― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 10:38 (five years ago)

If there had been any knowledge of Mariah's involvement in the Chick album prior to this weekend, the price for it would've gone up a long time ago. This was new news.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 11:54 (five years ago)

Find it impressive she managed to sit on this secret for 25 years.

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:49 (five years ago)

Found it! (in this old tweet I liked)

this is mine pic.twitter.com/T0WSyfVxTx
— Peyton Thomas (@peytonology) August 6, 2018

Doesn't mention Chick specifically, but I wondered why this news seemed familiar. Not sure what interview is being cited, though.

― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

lol @ that final point

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

My bff has ordered The Meaning Of Mariah and is listening to it as an audiobook rn and says it is completely amazing, that Mariah has gone through some unspeakably insane shit and she retells this stories with an "...awkward! lol" kind of off-handedness that is devastating. He's gonna lend me the hard copy when it arrives and I can't wait

― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

I really wish I could find a CMJ review on Google books or something.

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 11:54 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Billboard reviewed the single.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ei8SjAHXcAAMrDs?format=png&name=small

― jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:23 (five years ago)

Nice find!! (and pretty on-point blurb)

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:34 (five years ago)

Nice work, jaymc!

― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 19:51 (five years ago)

I didn't find it! Annie Zaleski posted it on Twitter.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:11 (five years ago)

Those cultural refs are perfectly aligned with what bands like Bunnygrunt were singing about that same year ('70s kitsch, cheesy TV, etc.)

― I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:13 (five years ago)

seven months pass...

Pitchfork talked to a few people about the recording/release of the Chick album: https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/the-story-behind-mariah-careys-secret-90s-alt-rock-album/

― like a d4mn sociopath! (morrisp), Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:04 (five years ago)

three years pass...

i'm pretty spotty with mariah so i had not heard "touch my body" from e=mc2. what an absolute delight that song is!

― spoonman (steve aoki remix) (map), Sunday, 16 February 2025 02:15 (one year ago)

seven months pass...

The new album's good. A fully inhabited cover of Paul McCartney & Wings' "My Love," solid co-writes with Anderson Paak, and she drops the big words with her usual insouciance (this time: "rigamarole," "narcissistic," "endeavor").

My jam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRJ35Xf-VU0

― The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 September 2025 19:04 (eight months ago)

Yeah the lyrics to “Dangerous Type” are excellent:

I came in the door, dripped in Balenci’
Cropped leather coat and some nine inch Fendis
The crowd opened up and I started to strut
I need my space, but I’m signing autographs and such
Hit the little girls’ room to powder my nose
Then came in three hatin’ ass hoes
They don’t know the meaning of water nor soap
I don’t have time for the rigamarole
Taking off my coat, clearing my throat
Certified diamonds like the songs I wrote
Look at my wrist, check out the light show
Can you handle this? I don’t know
You can meet me up at the pent’
Knock ‘em out the box with a chocolate kiss
Hope I ain’t sayin’ too much
I like ‘em dangerous

Autographs and such!

― Tim F, Monday, 29 September 2025 03:35 (eight months ago)

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