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http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/10843500632/alternate-universe-chris-brown-fails-to-produce-a-hit
― I would like some lulz from the lulzman's wife's EXCELSIOR (bernard snowy), Saturday, 1 October 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)
i hate you for making me aware of the existence of that
― some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)
:) you're welcome
― I would like some lulz from the lulzman's wife's EXCELSIOR (bernard snowy), Saturday, 1 October 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
this is basically how I break it down to an extent: dis cat suxx
― kyle2trill, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
now you're just out and out quoting delmar? fuck you, boring-ass sock
― some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^
― dayo, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
yew all can eat feces milkshakes. fuck you, Sister Souljah
― kyle2trill, Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: U a serious fckin killer song writer nigga i dont even write songs, and great singer. U'll def get another deal soon. But u was a fool.
ok this one is clearly bullshit, i just looked at this martyn person's website and he is a TERRIBLE singer
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i mean c'mon
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/childplease.png
― Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
” an opportunity like that” just cracks me up, he makes having gay sex sound like amway or something
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
"you still a nobody except for writing songs for major celebs"
― da croupier, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
having sex w u is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, i just couldn't pass it up
lol i'd really like to know who these "major celebs" are
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
lovin martyn's tweets about "damage control." great moments in humblebrag yo
― fennel cartwright, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: U r the best singer and songwriter how r u not signed. Btw thx 4 fucking my ass, i should've paid 4 the pleasure!
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
that this would be so totally bizarre as a premeditated publicity stunt makes it even funnier imo
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: No really u r amazing at everything. I couldn't even believe it myself. Btw I'm DMing you about gay sex from my personal twitter account.
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
the random tirade about good morning america is the most believable touch imo
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
lol that was good
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
martynworld: They saying assistant but who knows cuz am really puzzled.
martyn really doesn't seem like the type of dude to have an assistant
also i believe that this was both a premeditated publicity stunt and a true gay sex story. don't understand how ppl are skeptical about CB being a twitter idiot
― fennel cartwright, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
well obv it's a publicity stunt
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
yes that chris brown is quite the mechanical dummy
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
fwiw this suggests heavy shopping
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
admit it, the gays just don't want to claim him
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
i would really hate it if he was gay
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
i mean it would be... interesting? or something. idk.
it would explain EVERYTHINGactually it wouldn't at all but i look forward to hearing loads of assholes explain how it would explain EVERYTHING
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 October 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)
― some dude, Saturday, October 1, 2011 7:09 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
major fucking otm
― The Reverend, Sunday, 2 October 2011 08:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-brown-halloween-costume.png
― surm, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
Green"banana"man
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/assets_c/2009/12/It%27s-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia-FX-Green-Man-320-thumb-320x249-4118.jpg
― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.npr.org/2012/01/02/144495440/bin-chris-browns-banner-year-tough-questions-on-abuse
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
effed up
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
"Obviously she played a part in getting beat, or whatever,"
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
it's almost as if these girls need someone to slap some sense into them
― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
*zing
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
this is seriously like the douchiest music video ever made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SUC8vTEYYg
― @51TimesNo (some dude), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
kinda agree with you
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
i have a real hard time keeping kevin mccall, kevin gates and kevin cossom straight
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 January 2012 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
tbf u r v v pretty btw
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
YOUR HOTTER THAN A SAUNAI WANT TO PEEL THEM CLOTHS OF YOUR BODY LIKE A BANAWNA
― SOPA/PILLA (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
i hope kevin mccall is only on chris brown tracks cuz they're secretly boning
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 January 2012 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
has to be the only explanation, really, considering how mccall looks and how he raps
otm
― SOPA/PILLA (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
http://hellogiggles.com/im-not-okay-with-chris-brown-performing-at-the-grammys-and-im-not-sure-why-you-are
― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, 12 February 2012 10:52 (fourteen years ago)
I'm usually not much for futile "let's all press like on facebook/not watch a tv show we weren't gonna watch anyway" protests, but after that "sorry we ignored chris brown for two years but he victimized us" quote there is no way in hell i'm watching the grammys tonight
― da croupier, Sunday, 12 February 2012 13:02 (fourteen years ago)
all crazy shit will be watched after the fact on shitty non-official youtubes
― da croupier, Sunday, 12 February 2012 13:03 (fourteen years ago)
That's normally what I do with the grammys anyway, but that quote is appalling. It makes me sick thinking about how many people have shrugged his assault off.
― Nicole, Sunday, 12 February 2012 14:28 (fourteen years ago)
that article is right fucking on.
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 February 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)