Am the shit hence F.A.M.
― P-NASTY (tpp), Friday, 30 September 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
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chrisbrown: Yeah i enjoyed when u fcked the shit outta me nigga but thats only in the moment, only a stupid nigga would reject an opportunity like that
oh nobody says this
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 30, 2011 4:51 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark
chris brown has said a lot of things you'd otherwise think 'oh nobody says this' about
― some dude, Friday, 30 September 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
if you're gonna make up a sex scandal w/ chris brown, the least you could do is not have him brag about you bring great in bed
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 September 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)
tbf i am great in bed tho
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 October 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)
submitted for yr approval:
http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/10843500632/alternate-universe-chris-brown-fails-to-produce-a-hit
― I would like some lulz from the lulzman's wife's EXCELSIOR (bernard snowy), Saturday, 1 October 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)
i hate you for making me aware of the existence of that
― some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)
:) you're welcome
― I would like some lulz from the lulzman's wife's EXCELSIOR (bernard snowy), Saturday, 1 October 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
this is basically how I break it down to an extent: dis cat suxx
― kyle2trill, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
now you're just out and out quoting delmar? fuck you, boring-ass sock
― some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^
― dayo, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
yew all can eat feces milkshakes. fuck you, Sister Souljah
― kyle2trill, Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: U a serious fckin killer song writer nigga i dont even write songs, and great singer. U'll def get another deal soon. But u was a fool.
ok this one is clearly bullshit, i just looked at this martyn person's website and he is a TERRIBLE singer
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i mean c'mon
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/childplease.png
― Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
” an opportunity like that” just cracks me up, he makes having gay sex sound like amway or something
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
"you still a nobody except for writing songs for major celebs"
― da croupier, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
having sex w u is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, i just couldn't pass it up
lol i'd really like to know who these "major celebs" are
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
lovin martyn's tweets about "damage control." great moments in humblebrag yo
― fennel cartwright, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: U r the best singer and songwriter how r u not signed. Btw thx 4 fucking my ass, i should've paid 4 the pleasure!
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
that this would be so totally bizarre as a premeditated publicity stunt makes it even funnier imo
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: No really u r amazing at everything. I couldn't even believe it myself. Btw I'm DMing you about gay sex from my personal twitter account.
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
the random tirade about good morning america is the most believable touch imo
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
lol that was good
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
martynworld: They saying assistant but who knows cuz am really puzzled.
martyn really doesn't seem like the type of dude to have an assistant
also i believe that this was both a premeditated publicity stunt and a true gay sex story. don't understand how ppl are skeptical about CB being a twitter idiot
― fennel cartwright, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
well obv it's a publicity stunt
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
yes that chris brown is quite the mechanical dummy
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
fwiw this suggests heavy shopping
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
admit it, the gays just don't want to claim him
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
i would really hate it if he was gay
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
i mean it would be... interesting? or something. idk.
it would explain EVERYTHINGactually it wouldn't at all but i look forward to hearing loads of assholes explain how it would explain EVERYTHING
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 October 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)
― some dude, Saturday, October 1, 2011 7:09 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
major fucking otm
― The Reverend, Sunday, 2 October 2011 08:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-brown-halloween-costume.png
― surm, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
Green"banana"man
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/assets_c/2009/12/It%27s-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia-FX-Green-Man-320-thumb-320x249-4118.jpg
― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.npr.org/2012/01/02/144495440/bin-chris-browns-banner-year-tough-questions-on-abuse
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
effed up
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
"Obviously she played a part in getting beat, or whatever,"
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
it's almost as if these girls need someone to slap some sense into them
― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
*zing
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
this is seriously like the douchiest music video ever made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SUC8vTEYYg
― @51TimesNo (some dude), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
kinda agree with you
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
i have a real hard time keeping kevin mccall, kevin gates and kevin cossom straight
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 January 2012 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
tbf u r v v pretty btw
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
YOUR HOTTER THAN A SAUNAI WANT TO PEEL THEM CLOTHS OF YOUR BODY LIKE A BANAWNA
― SOPA/PILLA (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
i hope kevin mccall is only on chris brown tracks cuz they're secretly boning
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 January 2012 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
has to be the only explanation, really, considering how mccall looks and how he raps
otm
― SOPA/PILLA (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)