probably fake but who cares i'm all for trolling #teambreezy
http://www.thesuperficial.com/chris-brown-gay-sex-martyn-twitter-direct-messages-09-2011
http://www.thesuperficial.com/martyn-confirms-gay-sex-chris-brown-09-2011
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)
some of the alleged twitter DMs are hilarious
this is the ultimate screencaps or it didn't happen, right?
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/0929-chris-brown-gay-sex-09-480x480.jpg
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
but you know could be faked i'm sure
chrisbrown: Yeah i enjoyed when u fcked the shit outta me nigga but thats only in the moment, only a stupid nigga would reject an opportunity like that
oh nobody says this
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
no one gets into a fight and says, "now, to be fair, i DID enjoy it when you fucked the shit out of me"
also trey songz!! uh huh
I'm all for clowning Chris Brown but getting all "u gay" is not okay with me
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)
well since chris brown would (and has gotten?) get REALLY offended by someone calling him gay, i think it's pretty funny
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)
just kinda perpetuates it being okay to use "gay" as an insult. which is lame.
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)
I mean he would probably get really offended if someone called him a n***** too, but I wouldn't recommend it
I wouldn't want people calling him a f***** or whatever. like people are gonna do, but I'm glad this revive wasn't about "hey check out the new chris brown song and he has like 5 awesome rappers you admire backing him up!"
― chris "difficult" brown (rustic italian flatbread), Friday, 30 September 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
Am the shit hence F.A.M.
― P-NASTY (tpp), Friday, 30 September 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
E
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 30, 2011 4:51 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark
chris brown has said a lot of things you'd otherwise think 'oh nobody says this' about
― some dude, Friday, 30 September 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
if you're gonna make up a sex scandal w/ chris brown, the least you could do is not have him brag about you bring great in bed
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 September 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)
tbf i am great in bed tho
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 October 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)
submitted for yr approval:
http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/10843500632/alternate-universe-chris-brown-fails-to-produce-a-hit
― I would like some lulz from the lulzman's wife's EXCELSIOR (bernard snowy), Saturday, 1 October 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)
i hate you for making me aware of the existence of that
― some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)
:) you're welcome
― I would like some lulz from the lulzman's wife's EXCELSIOR (bernard snowy), Saturday, 1 October 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
this is basically how I break it down to an extent: dis cat suxx
― kyle2trill, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
now you're just out and out quoting delmar? fuck you, boring-ass sock
― some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^
― dayo, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
yew all can eat feces milkshakes. fuck you, Sister Souljah
― kyle2trill, Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: U a serious fckin killer song writer nigga i dont even write songs, and great singer. U'll def get another deal soon. But u was a fool.
ok this one is clearly bullshit, i just looked at this martyn person's website and he is a TERRIBLE singer
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i mean c'mon
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/childplease.png
― Tyler the Creator Knows White People (The Brainwasher), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
” an opportunity like that” just cracks me up, he makes having gay sex sound like amway or something
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
"you still a nobody except for writing songs for major celebs"
― da croupier, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
having sex w u is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, i just couldn't pass it up
lol i'd really like to know who these "major celebs" are
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
lovin martyn's tweets about "damage control." great moments in humblebrag yo
― fennel cartwright, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: U r the best singer and songwriter how r u not signed. Btw thx 4 fucking my ass, i should've paid 4 the pleasure!
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
that this would be so totally bizarre as a premeditated publicity stunt makes it even funnier imo
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
chrisbrown: No really u r amazing at everything. I couldn't even believe it myself. Btw I'm DMing you about gay sex from my personal twitter account.
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
the random tirade about good morning america is the most believable touch imo
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
lol that was good
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
martynworld: They saying assistant but who knows cuz am really puzzled.
martyn really doesn't seem like the type of dude to have an assistant
also i believe that this was both a premeditated publicity stunt and a true gay sex story. don't understand how ppl are skeptical about CB being a twitter idiot
― fennel cartwright, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
well obv it's a publicity stunt
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
yes that chris brown is quite the mechanical dummy
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
fwiw this suggests heavy shopping
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
admit it, the gays just don't want to claim him
― some dude, Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
i would really hate it if he was gay
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
i mean it would be... interesting? or something. idk.
it would explain EVERYTHINGactually it wouldn't at all but i look forward to hearing loads of assholes explain how it would explain EVERYTHING
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 October 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)
― some dude, Saturday, October 1, 2011 7:09 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
major fucking otm
― The Reverend, Sunday, 2 October 2011 08:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-brown-halloween-costume.png
― surm, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
Green"banana"man
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/assets_c/2009/12/It%27s-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia-FX-Green-Man-320-thumb-320x249-4118.jpg
― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.npr.org/2012/01/02/144495440/bin-chris-browns-banner-year-tough-questions-on-abuse
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
effed up
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)