POLLSTAL BLOWFISH - ILM Artist Poll #8 - Guided By Voices

Do the Pollapse (haha) is pretty new school, comparatively speaking.

I just chose it as it was their jump to a "major" label...which seems kind of silly in hindsight (although DTC is still my least favorite of their well-known albums).

Yeah, it's not that great. Lots of memories though, and I love the live version of "Dragons Awake" with the "oooh, goddamn" part that's not in the original song.

dtc is definitely the last album of theirs i gave a remote shit about. i still think there are some good new wave-y nuggets on there, but most of their charms didn't really survive the pop glazing.

have a feeling my ballot will be heavily weighted toward propeller/titus/bee/lanes with a few from before and after. like most people, i presume.

That's a shame. You should go back and check out the last two Matador albums (Earthquake Glue and Half Smiles of the Decomposed). Both are really good records. In fact, my #1 is going to come from Half Smiles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeGNJLPL7jo

I probably listen to the last two albums the most

i...WANT to believe

ah fuck i'll go listen to them. what have i got to lose. except for two hours i'd have wasted anyway.

"Huffman Prairie Flying Field" is pretty much the ultimate GBV song, and it's that much better because it's the last song on the last proper album. If that's what you think you heard, then that's what you heard.

the place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOans0JUOTg

the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGYvY2unqVo

Currently reviewing those last few records via Spotify; don't think I'll have time to trawl through all the Suitcase material so please recommend any highlights!

underappreciated tiny little tune from DTC

get aheeeeeeead
before you're deeeeeeeeeeeeeeead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5b3nd0Srlw

i listened to do the collapse last week for the first time in ages, it's not that bad. i don't know if i will do this poll, i own 3 gbv records, and 2-3 pollard side project stuff, kinda don't really feel i know enough of the discography to do it. i do think Speak Kindly of Your Volunteer Fire Department is better than a lot of official records

super good solo bob, monotonous in my favorite way, gonzo nonsense lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U5BWlCBNS0

this will/would be my no. 1 btw. just in case i forget to vote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ET1I2Dkhhw

oh that has to make the top 20, how can it not?!
so good

that is one version of a perfect rock song to me.

that's my #5

I'll just pick all of Isolation Drills

ooh, first ballot! I'm going to try to figure out finefinemusic's spreadsheet gizmo, but if that fails I've gotten pretty efficient at doing these manually.

the gizmo is more just an explanation of how to use what excel already can do

don't do it manually, really

For your consideration, "Dayton Ohio, 19 Something and Five" from the fanclub only Tonics and Twisted Chasers LP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C6AhgMYiRg

my #6

im not going 2 vote in this cuz i dont really know this band that well but my #1 would be goldheart mountaintop queen directory

but yeah johnny you mostly just have to figure out what a pivot table is. once you do, you just have to format the ballots when you get em

xp

Shocker in Gloomtown is their best tune.

I saw PS Dump Your Boyfriend a couple of times, which is referenced in the tune.

xp

Okay, pivot table is key. Gonna work that out.

if we wait is prob my #1

man if we wait is just in another league

it always makes me think he just discovered a lost early beatles track

I think my #1 is "Sot"... but man, i need to hear a lot of these albums again, albums i don't have... :-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX-tmC6hLl4

yeah i feel like i need to spend a week with the whole shebang. the only albums i have in full at the moment are b1000 and alien lanes.

I think (like strongo) I will also be focused on the "golden era" of Scat/early-Matador LPs/EPs, in my case, mostly due to laziness. I had no idea how much material they released after 1996!

Ugh. Managed to narrow it down to 21. I'm basically going to have to flip a coin.

Ha! We're already down to a single unanimous track with only three ballots in.

Currently reviewing those last few records via Spotify; don't think I'll have time to trawl through all the Suitcase material so please recommend any highlights!

Not sure if I'll include any of these but here are some good ones from the first Suitcase:

Dorothy's A Planet
Supermarket the Moon
Ha Ha Man
On Short Wave
I Can See It In Your Eyes
Messenger
I'm Cold
Once In A While
Excellent Things
United

Gonna rep for these two, as I'm sure they're overlooked by many (one of them is my #1):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=254k6ThzW0E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5cNgnHUevU

OK, I'm going to try to do this, even though it will be next to impossible if I include solo stuff as well... and I probably only know about 10% of his solo output! Oh but I suppose only GBV era solo stuff is allowed? Please say yes.

Where should ballots be sent to?

Sorry: just saw where.

I think my #1 is "Sot"...

Love that "Green Grow The Rushes" rip at the end! I definitely want to show that all the bleary depresso material on Titus some love.

Not sure if I'll include any of these but here are some good ones from the first Suitcase...

Thanks!

my 20 tunes ended up being kinda boring -- all 1992-1996ish stuff. I like a lot of the later period, but when it comes to favorite stuff, that's the era for me.

another two fine cuts from the first Suitcase:
"Perch Warble" - a rocker with an incredible melody. the false end is a great touch, an excellent trick that enables a merely 1:36 song to gain some extra awesomeness: http://grooveshark.com/s/Perch+Warble/3QLuet?src=5

"My Feet's Trustworthy Exsistance" - another one featuring solely Pollard with his guitar, some of my favourite lyrics (less gibberish, more philosophy) http://grooveshark.com/s/My+Feet+s+Trustworthy+Existance/3QLDQX?src=5

A scan through my GBV collection and uh oh, I'm voting for the songs with drum machines

So it only took four ballots to arrive at no unanimous tracks.

I'm about to send mine but I'm kind of afraid that I forgot something major. I guess I should just send it.

no, i am not ready.

"barricade" is one of my favorite old school longsongs

im not going 2 vote in this cuz i dont really know this band that well but my #1 would be goldheart mountaintop queen directory ― Lamp

I don't know GBV especially well and none of the albums outside of Bee Thousand and The Grifters split have ever clicked with me but I'll try listening to all of them just for this poll. I did that for the Beach Boys poll. Other albums probably won't have songs that click with me so my Bee Thousand picks are gonna be at the top of the list. I'll put Goldheart Moutaintop pretty high.

I think a lot of the non Bee Thousand stuff is neutral sounding and hookless

sorry dude. i only made it to 15 tracks. are you serious you are closed now? remember that the miles davis poll has 3 months of voting...

I guess I just didn't think you'd be such a dick about this?

I know that I've taken a lot of heat on ILX lately because of my stance on a particular issue
and I know that my picks are almost all Bee1000 and Alien Lanes - which probably seems appalling to a hxc GBV fan
but it's your poll Johnny Fever and if you want to be a real dick about the time than it's your call

and I'm sorry if I write how I feel

I don't know about your stance on a particular issue (?), but I really truly closed the voting at midnight so I could work on the actual behind-the-scenes stuff involved in rolling out a countdown and still maybe get a little sleep tonight before work tomorrow. If I went back in and added a couple ballots now (sorry Mr. Shasta), I'd have to stay up later and be sleepier at work. So yeah, voting closed at midnight edt.

I'd of thought you'd just start the counting tomorrow so you could get some sleep tonight

bah, I give up on these polls. I guess I'm lucky to have caught the LZ one in time. I think I'm gonna bow out of the remaining ones. Too much work and life interfering with my interwebz.

It's my fault that my list came in 10 minutes late but I'd never be the kind of person that would turn down a few dedicated ILXors if they were a tiny bit late. ILX is supposed to be a vacation away from work

If these artist poll deadlines are gonna be treated as stringently as work deadlines then I bow out of the remaining ones as well. I invested too much time into this poll to see it all go to waste

What's the big deal guys? A deadline is a deadline and there's really no point in setting one if the person running the poll isn't going to stick to it. I am thankful to Johnny for taking the time to do this and am looking forward to tomorrow's results.

What's the big deal about adding a few numbers to a running tally? Its elementary school math

I believe in leeway for bros. Especially since I put quite an effort into listening to all the GBV albums. But apparently Johnny Fever has a strict anti-bro policy because there is no way that those extra 10 minutes are going to throw off the start of a results countdown because the countdown doesn't have an exact start time. If the results started ten minutes later no one would notice

I'm not gonna argue about this anymore. It's my fault that it's late and JF has the right to be a stickler. But never in a million years would I cut off people for sending in their ballots within one hour past the deadline. It just seems like a real low-bro move. I couldn't do that someone

Weeping salt tears for Lorax here

shut the fuck up lorax

you vote for this one, cap'n?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQxlYWXjn9Q

surely you mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6fhnHu6d6I

i'm partial to this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK2F1NdAxp4

Lorax, stop complaining. A deadline is a deadline. Looking forward to the countdown!

the 5 most rated gbv songs via youtube:
1.game of pricks
2.i am a scientist
3.hold on hope
4.my valuable hunting knife
5. glad girls

most viewd:
1.a am a scientist
2.teenage fbi
3.hunting knife
4.hold on hope
5.glad girls

"Girl Named Captain" was in my Top 20 till I decided to ditch any solo stuff and go 100% GBV

If these artist poll deadlines are gonna be treated as stringently as work deadlines then I bow out of the remaining ones as well.

man I love the logic of this. "woah, woah, woah, announced deadlines will be HELD TO? Fuck you guys, I'm out of here."

Never go to a meeting you can't loudly saunter into late I guess

Yeah, I don't really see how 10 days isn't enough time to type a list of your 20 favorites. I think it took me just about 20 minutes, then I let it sit for a day, then I sent it. It's not in the spirit of GBV to agonize over something to the point where it doesn't get done.

I want to frame that last sentence and put it up somewhere LL <3

(although I could regret that when I do the Kate Bush poll in a couple of weeks ~ who does agonize over things ;) )

My computer's trackpad became totally inoperable yesterday afternoon so I missed the deadline...my list was shaping up to be pretty PROP-BT-AL heavy anyways

LORAX'S VOTE CONCEALMENT WAS AN INSIDE JOB.

Can't wait for the countdown today.

Watched the DVD of the "final" show in Chicago 2004...really enjoyable. As stated above, that man can drink. Was surprised by the lukewarm reception for Tobin Sprout's appaearance unless there's some kind of backstory there. Also, what gives with RP's constant refrain of how all the bands got "jealous" of GBV--can someone fill us in briefly on the intraband tensions?

Every person running one of these polls will have different ideas about deadline strictness, so "if these artist poll deadlines are gonna be treated as stringently as work deadlines..." is whiny bullshit and a very big "IF". Obviously some dude didn't get the hard-deadline memo because he held things open for another day on Timbaland iirc.

I invested too much time into this poll to see it all go to waste.

Then post your ballot and quit putting a run in ILX's stockings.

btw, POLLSTAL BLOWFISH - ILM Artist Poll #8 - Guided By Voices - ReSuLtS!!!

It's not in the spirit of GBV to agonize over something to the point where it doesn't get done.

― some lady (La Lechera)

Yeah but I think GBV would of sacrificed a few guitar picks for their fans even if it wasn't on schedule.

Maybe I'm wrong about this. Maybe GBV and their biggest fans are more Type-A than I can possibly imagine.

I'm really sorry that I made such a stink about this. I'll shut the fuck up now. I probably deserve to be excluded from this poll because I made a big deal about the way I feel. If I had rushed my results 10 minutes earlier I could of avoided hurt feelings all together. And it's my fault that I'm the type of person that lets drawn out perfectionist behavior leak into my list making.

Sorry Johnny

Let it go Lorax. Johnny is running the poll. He set a deadline, probably linked to his personal schedule of work and obligations and trying to free time to do this for us. Holding a grudge for the initiator of this poll sticking to his own deadline is not a good look.

I probably deserve to be excluded from this poll because I made a big deal about the way I feel.

You don't deserve to be excluded because of your feelings, you are excluded because you were too late.

If I had rushed my results 10 minutes earlier I could of avoided hurt feelings all together.

Yes.

And it's my fault that I'm the type of person that lets drawn out perfectionist behavior leak into my list making.

If you started your drawn out perfectionist behavior 11 minutes earlier this wouldn't have happened.

Let it go.

I said I was sorry. I'm trying to let it go. You're not helping

A perfect way to let it go would be to follow the results thread and not keep rehashing the past here in this one.

will gladly lock this one if you want, JF

That'd be cool of you.