New Joanna Newsom Album "Ys" Due Nov 14

ts for misspellings designed to infuriate sub-editors: joanna newsome v missy elliot

(the missy misspelling is far out in front because it has been going on for a DECADE now and shows no sign of slowing down EVEN THOUGH SHE SPELLS HER NAME CORRECTLY ON ALL HER SLEEVES)

i really really want to hear ys but i am not convinced that i'll like it and so am unwilling to spend money on it

No one who's heard it here has spent any money on it, it's not out yet!

Dude, what kind of stick is stuck in your ass? Of COURSE people are qualified to critique her music without spelling her name correctly! What the hell does the spelling of her name have to do with her music? Moreover, my critique offered NO OPINION WHATSOEVER about whether her music was good or bad--I just said she sounded like Miss Kitty. And she does. That is all.

Touchy-ass fanboys. Sheesh.

Oh, I had no idea about that. I've totally been reading it as 'wise' - thought it might have been some sort of concept album about Ernie.

yep

beep. I hit the wrong button.

(>>>>"not a defensive remark")

My apologies, son.

Of COURSE people are qualified to critique her music without spelling her name correctly! What the hell does the spelling of her name have to do with her music?

Wellll
--and this observation is far removed your own neutral remark--
there does seem to be an arguable correlation between the banal critiques of her vocal doses and that spare e.

Well...searching through the thread, it looks like Edward said something about that:
"The elegant sweep of movements in "Only Skin" are flattened into sequential morasses of sound. To give a specific instance, the cascasding runs during the "rolling along, among the reeds among the rushes" segment have less of an impact because of the accompanying orchestral surge."

The 16 minutes is something nice to hear when you're idle,
but I would much rather repeat the live piano version because it dives right into that wonderful rhythm.

Haven't found the leaked version (HOW THE HELL aka yr torrent networks is garbage, son), so I'm just gonna pony the fuck up and buy it next week.

i agree with mark

fantastic though isn't it? i mean head-fuckingly fantastic.

It's not that I don't get it, I GET IT
I just don't think it's very good

I swear, if she wasn't so hot, all these male rock critics wouldn't be gushing over her so much. I'm convinced they are (many of them) in love with her whole persona/image--not so much the music

People make music this amitious all the time, and much of it is worlds better, but it often comes from older trio of aging men, or a 35 year old finnish woman who's semi fat, and nobody cares...

Or they call it pretentious. It's just so ridiculous the unilateral praise for this

When I heard it back in august I thought for sure some critics would call it out for what it is, yet it seems everyone is drinking from the same fairy pool

Long Suites, VDP and Smog peppered with harp and meandering vocals that if read without music, read like a college freshman poetry jam, don't equate = stop the world greatness.

It's just as though everyone is thinking "wow, well its' so LONG and who does that? and well, she's so young and her lyrics are so, wow! She sings about skipping stones in wading pools! and Come dance with me and monkeys and bears", and then those that think it's ridiculous train of thought garbage are dismissed as not "getting it"

I respect her intentions, but I'm more infuriated with the response

like boys just being like "I didn't know it could get this good!!"

Dude: they're lyrics. They're supposed to go with the music. Thus, you don't get to judge them as exterior to the music.

and then those that think it's ridiculous train of thought garbage are dismissed as not "getting it"

Dismissing it as "train of thought garbage" is exactly missing the point because her lyrics aren't "train of thought" or "stream of consciousness" which is what you mean i guess.

I swear, if she wasn't so hot, all these male rock critics wouldn't be gushing over her so much. I'm convinced they are (many of them) in love with her whole persona/image--not so much the music

this isn't an exclusively male critic thing, either. Jessica Hopper (among others) loves the shit out of this album.

who's that?
anyhow--I stand by what I said.

People are swooning over something I see as rather insincere, and sort of like an indie rock sham

but insincere in what way? like, she doesn't believe what she's singing about? or like, she doesn't think what she's writing is actually very good? and not to be like a total crit douche but: since when is sincerity a mark of quality?

This is the stupid comment yet on this thread.

Nevermind.

Hi Dom.

Yes, sincerity doesn't mean good or bad generally speaking. But in the case of something like this that everyone claims to be so heartfelt and real and wonderful and ground breaking and brave and bold, I just don't see that. It's a hollow shell of great artists spinning a very pretty but forgettable web around someone who knows how to sell herself and her whole wolf pelt hat freak folk wearing persona quite well.

other than the length of the songs and the orchestral arrangement I don't know what's different about this record than her last one or her earlier work. you're obviously unfamiliar with her so coming to her stuff at this point and making this declaration is more a statement on your ignorance than anything else.

you may not like my opinion, but my opinion doesn't make me ignorant you idiot