MTV VMAs 2011

Tuned in just in time to see Beyonce perform. wow.

Also, if I hadn't known beforehand that Gaga was in dude gear tonight, I would've wondered why Kanye was hanging around with Vinnie from Doogie Howser.

i was out to dinner w/ my parents w/ my back to the bar, and my dad looks past me and goes "did they have someone dress up like amy winehouse?" and i looked back and it was kreayshawn on the red carpet

lol

lmao @ jared leto

what was odd future up there just then?

jared leto would really be one of the most insufferable people on the planet if he wasn't largely irrelevant outside of the vmas

for an unpredictable antiestablishment rebel tyler sure is an award-craving industry toadie

xpost he won best new artist

young the giants wtf

Who are these idiots

oh word -- i actually sent a text in for kreayshawn

hahaha

this sounds okay, like cold war kids or something -- they shouldn't be playing the vmas but i doubt it will be the worst music up there tonight

they used to be called the jakes. i knew both bands but didn't know they were the same until recently. (i'm not sure which band name is worse.)

i kind of like the one Young The Giant song i heard on the radio a few times but i don't know this one

for an unpredictable antiestablishment rebel tyler sure is an award-craving industry toadie

When has he ever claimed to be that? From day one he said it was his ambition to win VMAs etc.

I have no idea who Young the Giant is, but they're not good.

Also, where is Zoe Saldana from? She had a little twang there.

guy looked like ed droste for a second

yeah i guess i'm going on his media perception vs. his actual words (xpost)

realized when i saw minaj on the coke carpet that i would like her a lot more if i heard her music but never ever saw her w/ my face

w/ my eyes*

she's been medusa to me since like february 2010

i'm gay (i never want to look at nicki minaj)

her giant bucktooth veneers are possibly a bigger turnoff than any stupid wig or outfit, thoguh

every time i see her i'm def like "ALRIGHT YEAH WE GET IT" but tonight she showed up wearing gwen stefani's diarrhea so, yeah, WE REALLY GET IT, NICKI

Brian May standing next to Kid Cudi: biggest audience juxtaposition of the night so far

i hope tonight means that no movie studio is going to try and coerce gaga into acting

loool

this rob dyrdek rip off of tosh.0 is truly one of the most shameless things i've ever seen

seriously!

Gaga was surprisingly funny in those SNL sketches, i would watch her host even if i'd never want to her to act in a movie

Yeah, she's a fine sketch player. Don't put a movie on her shoulders, though.

this rob dyrdek rip off of tosh.0 is truly one of the most shameless things i've ever seen

― J0rdan S., Sunday, August 28, 2011 10:59 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i looked up a Dyrdek interview and he's practically bragging "oh Tosh/The Soup just show 8 web videos and write sketches around them, we just show 40 videos and laugh and yell WTF"

Dyrdek is really old-looking and uncharismatic to be anchoring multiple shows on MTV too

i'm glad that i read that russell brand blog post about amy or else i would've thrown my tv out of the window

bruno mars + russell brand might be my least favorite combination of two people... ever? i can't think of anything worse

haha i know...the blog post was touching and articulate because i didn't have to listen to him read it out loud in his old timey British movie orphan voice

at least hitler + mussolini died horrifically

Tony
Fucking
Bennett

congratulations Tony Bennett on 20 years as The Oldest Guy At The VMAs

i hope tony bennett doesn't think he's at the grammys right now

Tony and Amy laughing amiably: "which one of us is gonna be dead by the time this thing comes out?"

what percentage of people know that "valrie" is a zutons song? 2?

tbh i don't have much of a problem with Bruno Mars when he's not singing one of the 50% of his hits that i abhor

what percentage of people in america even know winehouse's version of that song? it wasn't exactly "rehab" big here

ha, is that the dude from that 70s show sitting next to adele?

It is a bit odd that they're not doing a song she actually wrote

Did they pick Bruno Mars because of his drug history too?

tbh i don't have much of a problem with Bruno Mars when he's not singing one of the 50% of his hits that i abhor

― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Monday, August 29, 2011 4:10 AM (42 seconds ago)

i wasn't look at the screen so my mind is reeling with whether you mean fez or topher or scientologist masterson