most defensible album in Complex's The 50 Worst Rap Album Fails

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well tbf noz would've done that too

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

also the big daddy kane write up was incredibly prude

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

"you still have a weird idea of what makes me jizz!"

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

the answer is creed

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

with arms wide open iirc

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

"especially the one where he calls lauryn hill a bitch

― J0rdan S., Saturday, August 27, 2011 6:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well tbf noz would've done that too"

WAT

based grandpa (noz), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

ha sorry i regretted that immediately but i was just thinking about yr harsher writings about female mcs

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gifflix.com/files/4326f39cc6e2.gif

brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

that's really no worse slander than jizzing to nore records though so nobody's getting out of this thread easy

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://img2.imagesbn.com/images/14310000/14318978.JPG

D-40, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

^____^

D-40, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

Oh good it's the part of the thread where D-40 once again brings up a six year old and long ago deleted blog post about the lack of album oriented female rappers as evidence that I hate all women forever.

based grandpa (noz), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

he's heating up

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

using a dude's real name when shit gets heated

D-40, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

this fucking message board

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkwmlm2sy1qalwby.gif

based grandpa (noz), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

using a dude's real name when shit gets heated

― D-40, Saturday, August 27, 2011 1:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what happened to this thread btw

D-40, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol i love that gif

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

this fucking message board

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkwmlm2sy1qalwby.gif

― based grandpa (noz), Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:55 PM (1 minute ago)

god i've been looking for a gif of something like that for a long time, thank you based noz

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

when LJ said he was leaving forever i looked around the internet for like an hour trying to finda similar gif

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

i prefer the one where bart is in the special needs classroom and everyone is going "cuckoo! cuckoo!"

D-40, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

Before anyone freaks out and complains, I deleted the "calling a dude out by their real name when shit gets heated" thread on ILTMI.

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/MUSIC/2011/08/the-50-worst-rap-album-fails3/hardcore-fail_164267.png

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

a hoy hoy otm

D-40, Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

ilm hiphop threads make me want to blow up the planet and start over

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

has anyone ever heard The Funky Headhunter?

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

I have! My dad had that album. It's pretty fun iirc.

markers aurelius (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

I considered voting for it but went with Eric B & Rakim cause wtf, really.

markers aurelius (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCTYN2Q58Jk

markers aurelius (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

I have! My dad had that album. It's pretty fun iirc.

― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Saturday, August 27, 2011 5:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

XD

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 August 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

the entry on the Funky Headhunter calls "Pumps And A Bump" the worst song, which just cannot be right

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

the entry on the Funky Headhunter calls http://bustedhisnut.com/images/MC_images/hammer_pumps.jpg the worst song, which just cannot be right

brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

are you imagining someone jizz again

some dude, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

lol both of you

markers aurelius (The Reverend), Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't anyone else think for like 5 seconds this was a "worst rap albums" list? and that the thread title was saying the list was a fail

billstevejim, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

the title of this list is awful...

billstevejim, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

i knew what they meant but read it in a literal sense as things that were bad at failing

D-40, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

I'm like 90% the people who compiled this list haven't even listened to most of these.

yeah there are many solid records here. "Don't sweat the technique" may be their least-strongest, but it's hardly a fail.

billstevejim, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)

fwiw, "jizz my/your pants" is like an expression that a lot of ppl use, and we don't need like 30 posts of some dude screeching "no homo" at me

brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

duh, still p lol tho

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

its one of those things lots of ppl say but that sometimes could use a reminder abt what its actually referring to imo

D-40, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

whiney i'm just saying don't try to use my jizz against me unless you're prepared to get it all over you

some dude, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

cum dude

brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

it definitely felt like they just wanted to put a Rakim record on there to tick a box, like "all the great ones have their fallow period"

actually now i want to think of who the most canonical rap artists are that don't have a single album on this list: 2Pac, Biggie, Eminem, NWA, Outkast, De La, Kanye, Scarface, not a single person from Wu Tang, Beastie Boys, The Roots, Gang Starr, 50 Cent, Busta Rhymes

definitely a few in there that could've been on the list

some dude, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

all the biggie fails were technically puffy fails

brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

like, Idlewild and Before I Self Destruct and the Tipping Point were practically made for this list

some dude, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

there's a raekwon record on there

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

oh right yeah sorry

some dude, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

and fucking Encore! why not Encore!

some dude, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

but overall point still stands--idlewild certainly should have been there

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

Idlewild maybe

brrr-icane aye-rene (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)


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