― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 3 March 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― John Fredland (jfredland), Thursday, 3 March 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)
We could do a whole thread of Wyndorfisms....sigs:
"I need a fistful of medication just to keep it in my pants"
"It's a Satanic drug thing, you wouldn't understand"
"I think I wet my pants doing whippits"
"I'll never trust myself again, but I don't care"
― shookout (shookout), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― the fire god, Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)
'bummer' is a fantastic song. i very much prefer the stuff they do that is of the mid-paced variety. slow, groovable hooks all over the shop on 'powertrip'
― Charlie Howard, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
saw them on sunday night. dave wyndorf is a huge physical mass now - i was a little bit shocked. he had a guitar strapped on the whole time and barely played it. great show though and a true breath of fresh air. some awesome riffs and the occasional scorching guitar solo for good measure. plus the songs that i knew (mostly from "dopes to infinity' and 'powertrip' really held up).
― Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)
a huge physical mass now
As in fat or musclebound?
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3194/3078822468_c47559fc32.jpg
― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
well as the picture shows, he's gotten very fat. he was actually wearing the same kind of hoodie as the one above and while it did a reasonable job of masking the size of his gut, there was little doubt that he's now a very large man.
― Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:38 (sixteen years ago)
hes been like that since he came off heroin
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:44 (sixteen years ago)
apparently a lot of people are fascinated...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/wyndorf_google.gif
c'mon google, dude is in his 50s, cut him a break
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)
His Wikipedia entry has an odd table of contents:
* 1 Biography o 1.1 Early life o 1.2 First years as a member of Monster Magnet o 1.3 Short-lived commercial success o 1.4 Monolithic Baby! o 1.5 Drug overdose and recovery o 1.6 4-Way Diablo * 2 Opinion about drugs * 3 References
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
holy crap
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
wow, dude was well into his 30s when he founded monster magnet. that's quite a revelation for me. where there's a will...
― Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)
If nothing else this revival is inspiring me to replay Dopes to Infinity.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)
had no idea dude was nearing AARP eligibility
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)
nearing AARP eligibility, but still having an absolute ball on stage. :)
yeah, i dug out dopes to infinity and gave it a good spin in advance of their show. seems i'd forgotten how much i enjoy it. 'negasonic teenage warhead' proved to be my personal highlight of the show.
― Charlie Howard, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
weirdly, im really into this band
― butthurt (deej), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 07:01 (sixteen years ago)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
"I went to see a heavy metal band in New York ... called Monster Magnet. Man, they were heavy, boy. The lead singer got on the monitor, and he said, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" Then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question. "Yes, I do feel like a human. I do not feel like a tree."
― amarillo fat (jim), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
you can't cover it with your hairyou can't hide it in your army coatyou got the miltown demon stareyou forgot all the letters that you wrote
i love u, monster magnet
― Gorgeous Ladies Of Curling (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)
i like superjudge and 25...tab
― the descent of mayne (am0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:44 (sixteen years ago)
mm vs. fu manchu
― the descent of mayne (am0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
\m/ (-____=) \m/
A fan since Spine of God.
― Helmut Was A Krautrocker, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:01 (sixteen years ago)
Anyone heard the new one?
It's fucking awesome.
― Wally P. Doyle, Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
In 1991 Wyndorf went on to birth his first child, the delight[citation needed] Betty.[3]
― Dan I., Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
new album got a very good review in Terrorizer
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
just listened to god says no. couldn't be more excited for this new one
― kamerad, Saturday, 16 October 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
I listen to 25..... Tab about once a month at least.
― The Brand Most Dentists Smoke... (Viceroy), Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
What I mean to say is, is the new album anything like that?
― The Brand Most Dentists Smoke... (Viceroy), Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
no.
― sounds like Dream Theater (J3ff T.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
Can you describe what its like, then?
― The Brand Most Dentists Smoke... (Viceroy), Sunday, 17 October 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)
ha, I remember when betty was born
viceroy, have you ever heard the original version of tab?
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Sunday, 17 October 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
bought another copy of fragile, seeds were busting up the spine
― kamerad, Sunday, 17 October 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)
you can never have too many copies of fragile
― Stormy Davis, Sunday, 17 October 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)
I'm liking this album so far. Their last one was alright, but the new one feels a lot more spirited..."Gods and Punks" is a great little tune.
― A. Begrand, Sunday, 17 October 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)
Christ I'm a good looking man
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 17 October 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
cool video toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ofFFrx8QI
― kamerad, Sunday, 17 October 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
I interviewed Wyndorf the other day - nice guy. We talked about Hawkwind.
― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Sunday, 17 October 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)
if satan lived in heaven he'd be me
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
always excited by tales of new magnet, though i've kinda jumped ship since powertrip. that early glitterhouse EP is still one of my favorite things of ever.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
New album is fantastic, particularly "Gods & Punks" and "Ghost Story."
"You can fuck recovery / 'cause you're already gone . . . "
― thirdalternative, Monday, 18 October 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)
i jumped ship after 'Superjudge' .. it just wasn't , i dunno, it just wasn't the same maaaaaaan
― Stormy Davis, Monday, 18 October 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)
^ can totally understand this, but dopes and powerslave are awesome albums, so long as yr willing to meet the cheeze halfway
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 08:30 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ powerslave duh
anyway, "god & punks" is excellent, right in line with "negasonic", "space lord", "crop circle", etc. love the video too. "homeless, hungry, EVIL." ending bums me out though cuz i can relate to evil hobo dude. fuck the kids.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
this was a band I had been meaning to check out for years but got turned off in the late 90's by "Space Lord" (which I realize isn't representative of their sound, but hey I was 18, and I hadn't discovered mp3s yet).
finally picked up Spine of God and holy crap is this thing awesome. not just the sludgey goodness I love in stoner-psych music but really nice trippy melodies, and Wyndorf's voice is incredible for the style. not just droney, it really has character and adds a lot to the music.
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, spine of god/tab and the stuff that led up to 'em = the peak, when john mcbain was still playing guitar. groovier, sludgier and WAY more psychedelic than the stuff that came after, though superjudge retains a bit of that flavor. i like both dopes to infinity and powertrip, though, and i'd say that "space lord" represents that phase of the band pretty well. it's dumb, cartoonish cock rock polished up for 90s radio, but catchy, funny & surprisingly clever within the parameters. a guilty pleasure.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
the best version of monster magnet was the 5 piece w/ tim cronin on vocals, but that alignment recorded almost nothing that conveyed their live power
anybody tripping off spine of god should do themselves a favor and track down their first cassette, forget about life I'm high on dope, which contains a massive version of tab (funny story: I actually have the 2 track mixdown master tape of this)
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)
would love to hear that, edward. have a boot with an early demo of tab, maybe the same version you mention, maybe not. it's damn good.
― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
:-)
cheers.
just needed a pointer.
fucking brilliant rock and roll band.
― mark e, Thursday, 10 July 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
god says no is fucking awesome. do yourself a favor
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 11 July 2014 14:27 (eleven years ago)
Dopes to infinity and spine of god, not necessarily in that order.
not the only person to suggest these additions to the archive.
so in the last 7 days this has become a reality.
summary : f*ck yes !
thank you to those that pushed me to get myself sorted.
(i guess 'god says no' is next on the list .. )
― mark e, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
\m/
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 23 October 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)
Anyone heard Milking the Stars? I actually haven't heard Last Patrol yet but I'm intrigued by the idea of the songs being redone with a "weird 60s vibe."
― from the straining pagan waistbands (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 20 November 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)
me too.
― mark e, Thursday, 20 November 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)
So, for the record, I think I dig Milking the Stars a little bit more than Last Patrol. Last Patrol is mixed like what you expect a Monster Magnet album to sound like; MtS definitely has a more expansive, psychedelic quality to it while still having some pretty heavy stuff. Doesn't sound 60s, exactly, but if you dig the early albums idea of psych it's worth checking out.
― gamelan ankylosing spondylitis (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 08:29 (ten years ago)
Not quite Monster Magnet but the Acid Reich tapes from 1989 are resurfaced:
https://guerssenrecords.bandcamp.com/album/mistress-of-the-perpetual-harvest
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 April 2021 14:30 (five years ago)
Not sure how I missed Ned's last revive, but I definitely need to check that out!
I actually really like both of their full album reworks, both the Milking the Stars redo of Last Patrol and Cobras and Fire: The Mastermind Redux, they both injected the weirdness and unexpected turns that had been missing from their more recent albums. Of course this approach led to the natural conclusion of last year's A Better Dystopia, on which they just straight up tackled a batch of proto-metal and psych-era covers.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 August 2022 20:12 (three years ago)
I think my post 6 yrs ago sounded a little lukewarm but Milking the Stars really stands out as a late peak to me, easily beats out Last Patrol, great stuff and he even rewrote some of the lyrics for the better.
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 12 August 2022 09:48 (three years ago)
hard to beat the original, but any unearthing of "Tab" is always a good thing.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 06:39 (three years ago)
you know about this cassette from 1989 (unless it isn't, things aren't very clear) too? https://heavymetalrarities.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=105&t=41958
― StanM, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 16:57 (three years ago)
I need to check out that new demo version, wish this wasn't a vinyl only thing tbh.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 17:09 (three years ago)
It isn't. It's on Bandcamp digitally too.
https://godunknownrecords.bandcamp.com/album/test-patterns-vol-1
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 17:27 (three years ago)
Oh, thanks! Was misinformed by the announcement I read that said it was vinyl only. Thought it might have been released on Napalm, where their recent stuff has been released and only checked their bandcamp page.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 17:31 (three years ago)
RIP tim cronin :(
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 21:33 (eleven months ago)
oh no :(
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 21:36 (eleven months ago)
That's terribly sad news for sure. I had missed the earlier announcements this year.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 21:39 (eleven months ago)
Does anybody know the compilation 3cd Space Lords? nb plural. Is it simply the contents of several of the released lps with tracks in confused order or is it alternative takes etc?
― Stevo, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 13:26 (two months ago)
Had never heard of that comp before, but according to this person on Discogs, it's definitely the former:
Yikes. What a bizarre record company cash-grab this is. Not that there will be any cash, as anyone with half a brain already owns the original albums and has no need for a 3CD collection with almost every song from said albums but in the wrong order. So Universal are pissed that A&M released the greatest hits before they bought them out? There's not even one exclusive track on here... A pointless waste of time.
― better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 14:08 (two months ago)
Yeah, comparing at least the track timings, it's just the same album versions.
― better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 14:11 (two months ago)
thanks
― Stevo, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 15:12 (two months ago)