well that characterization goes well with k3v's line about the "bop-it! production"
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/YM_Punchlines
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)
Royce, i fucking swear, on the Bad Meets Evil album:
"Me sobering up? Ha!... ALF!"
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
wow mane
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
yikes
― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
rip
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.thelegendsleague.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/eminemlovesalf.jpg
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
more innocent times . . . far less window pain
― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
The new Wayne...
"Watch me go retarded... YELLOW SHORT BUS!"
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
!
― ۩ (crüt), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
Ok, lol @
"We jack, son then light up the L... SAMUEL"
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)
nope
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
also i think it would be "we jack son" not "we jack, son"
Yeah that makes sense
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)
Like a basketball, player
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)
Is dat nigga Delmar Daz Dillinger?
― elan, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)
New Wayne also has "I lay 'em down...TEMPUR-PEDIC"
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
jesus
― zvookster, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
putting the purp in tempur-pedic
Googling that turned up a lyrics annotation site that made the point that it is sort of better than most grocery bags as it has some kind of double meaning: he "lays" his opponents down (because mattresses are things you "lay" on), but also, implicitly, the opponents must be flaccid weaklings (because mattresses are soft and floppy). So that's kind of okay, by the admittedly lower standards of these things.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
that 'rap genius' site is the worst
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cream of some young dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
temperpedics aren't really floppy though, a memory foam matress weighs a ton
it's firm too, not soft
― velvet underground - reloaded (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
urinating makes me angry...TEMPTER-PEE-DICK
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
i squeezed an extra letter in that last post...TEMPTED BY THE FRUIT OF ANOTHER
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
― They piled into my vagina, fingering everything in sight. (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)
― zvookster, Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:29 PM (2 hours ago)
haaaa
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
just heard a Donald Glover / Childish Gambino bootleg of the Jamie xx remix of Rolling In The Deep which contained the line "I'll give your new guy a fat lip -- PHARCYDE"
http://media.photobucket.com/image/facepalm%20gif/nakrax/GIF/facepalm.jpg at everything about that sentence, especially the implied initial pronoun
― rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
Childish Gambino is kind of the worst
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
yup
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)
"Childish Gambino"
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so glad we agree about anything this
― D-40, Thursday, 1 September 2011 06:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://fistbumpfriday.com/images/obama-spidey-fistbump.jpg
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 06:28 (fourteen years ago)
so apparently there's been a net rumor for years that Drake is Weezy's ghostwriter. Granted, I don't know anybody who would want to take credit for that circa 2011, but it's funny how many so-called underground hip-hop heads act like The Carter 3 was Wayne's first commercial success.
http://www.joebuddentv.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10029 has the best and most heated debate that I found (from a few years ago)
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
best as in funniest that is
ah well, joebuddentv
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
the post by "CheezyDoDo" is incredible
― big spiritual hat club (some dude), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
i got distracted by the chick-flashing .gif and the pic of Hayden Pannetierre, but yea, CheezyDoDo was hilarious...
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/C8op3.png
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
ergo, he did 9/11
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
lulz at stunned homer
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
he's probably gon feel better when he realizes there's no feasible pun that can be made out of "Springfield"
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
Haters are a bunch of yellow-bellied cowards... SPRINGFIELD
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)
in my head, i hear Homer saying "i heard drake is a jew" in the same voice as "i call the big one 'bitey'"
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)
Homer Simpson Thug Life is gonna be the name of my chillwave band
― big spiritual hat club (some dude), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)
X-Ref with: My God, It's Full of Shit: Rolling Worst Songs of 2011
In "Hard," by Will.i.am (which also includes the line "I'm gonna go hard like a boner"), Will raps:
"This beat is the shit... FECES."
― She Got the Shakes, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)
beat me to posting it here by an hour
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3442/rapexplainedtowhitepeop.jpg
― kyle2trill, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
I kind of just realized that Chris Brown is doing the asian-tinged "... Mr. Miyagi" and "... harikari" hashtags in "Look At Me Now" because the first line is "Yellow model chick."
― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
not to come to the defense of chris brown's rap lyrics once again, but he's probably talking about http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yellow%20bone and not an asian person
― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 May 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)