Is there a monarch known for being really cheap and stingy with their crown jewels or whatever? Because that just begs for a "Never paying royalty... NAME OF A MONARCH" construction.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 August 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)
Prince Albert in the Can?
― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 August 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
Who knew that making beds rock could cost you $15 million?!
― uh oh whats your fantasy (flopson), Saturday, 6 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
Ugh. I keep hearing that song with the idiot going "She wax it all off... MR. MIYAGI" on WPGC, and I just found out it's by Chris Brown. I really, really can't stand that guy.
― She Got the Shakes, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 04:28 (fourteen years ago)
as i said in the chris brown thread, i don't think your chick waxing her pubes counts as much of a brag
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)
if you've ever encountered a vag, you'll know that not all women do that
― Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 06:13 (fourteen years ago)
i always thought that line was "she gives me handjobs...old asian man, and also car doors, and ritual suicide," not "she shaves her v....old asian man etc."
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)
lol, that's an interesting interpretation
i'm not sure that getting handjobs is much to brag about either, at least not if you're chris brown
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
i'll never be able to hear that line again & not think "whacks it all off" tho
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)
i don't mean "wax = whacks," i mean like "wax on wax off" in karate kid is in reference to a repetitive hand motion
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)
but there's no one right answer or interpretation.
― cloud computing, robotics, 3G wireless connectivity, Skype, (history mayne), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:31 (fourteen years ago)
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, August 17, 2011 7:29 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest
i should've clarified -- i got what you meant in terms of a 'repetitive hand motion', but bringing up handjobs in the first place made me think of "whacks it all off", which now has a permanent spot in my brain
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)
right. i'm glad we're being clear about this, this is important.
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:43 (fourteen years ago)
either way, there's no denying that the general construction is "women want to have sex with me, btw car doors"
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)
Fisher Price My First Rap Verse
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)
(plz ignore that i used that joke like two months ago)
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:47 (fourteen years ago)
well that characterization goes well with k3v's line about the "bop-it! production"
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/YM_Punchlines
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)
Royce, i fucking swear, on the Bad Meets Evil album:
"Me sobering up? Ha!... ALF!"
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
wow mane
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
yikes
― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
rip
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.thelegendsleague.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/eminemlovesalf.jpg
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
more innocent times . . . far less window pain
― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
The new Wayne...
"Watch me go retarded... YELLOW SHORT BUS!"
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
!
― ۩ (crüt), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
Ok, lol @
"We jack, son then light up the L... SAMUEL"
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)
nope
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
also i think it would be "we jack son" not "we jack, son"
Yeah that makes sense
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)
Like a basketball, player
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)
Is dat nigga Delmar Daz Dillinger?
― elan, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)
New Wayne also has "I lay 'em down...TEMPUR-PEDIC"
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
jesus
― zvookster, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
putting the purp in tempur-pedic
Googling that turned up a lyrics annotation site that made the point that it is sort of better than most grocery bags as it has some kind of double meaning: he "lays" his opponents down (because mattresses are things you "lay" on), but also, implicitly, the opponents must be flaccid weaklings (because mattresses are soft and floppy). So that's kind of okay, by the admittedly lower standards of these things.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
that 'rap genius' site is the worst
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cream of some young dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
temperpedics aren't really floppy though, a memory foam matress weighs a ton
it's firm too, not soft
― velvet underground - reloaded (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
urinating makes me angry...TEMPTER-PEE-DICK
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
i squeezed an extra letter in that last post...TEMPTED BY THE FRUIT OF ANOTHER
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
― They piled into my vagina, fingering everything in sight. (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)
― zvookster, Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:29 PM (2 hours ago)
haaaa
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
just heard a Donald Glover / Childish Gambino bootleg of the Jamie xx remix of Rolling In The Deep which contained the line "I'll give your new guy a fat lip -- PHARCYDE"
http://media.photobucket.com/image/facepalm%20gif/nakrax/GIF/facepalm.jpg at everything about that sentence, especially the implied initial pronoun
― rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
Childish Gambino is kind of the worst
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
yup
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)
"Childish Gambino"
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so glad we agree about anything this
― D-40, Thursday, 1 September 2011 06:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://fistbumpfriday.com/images/obama-spidey-fistbump.jpg
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 06:28 (fourteen years ago)
so apparently there's been a net rumor for years that Drake is Weezy's ghostwriter. Granted, I don't know anybody who would want to take credit for that circa 2011, but it's funny how many so-called underground hip-hop heads act like The Carter 3 was Wayne's first commercial success.
http://www.joebuddentv.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10029 has the best and most heated debate that I found (from a few years ago)
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)