Jawbone and the air rifle for the following reasons:
The lines" The villagers dance round prefabs and laugh through twisted mouths, don't eat it's disallowed, suck on a marrowbone or energy from the mainland" These words bring to mind an image only suppassed by the "Wicheta lineman"
The "We don't give a shit if we can sing" Out of tune backing vocals, Scanlon and Hanley I think, on every live version I have ever heard.
The line "Getting drunk fills me with guilt" Which pretty much sums up my own feelings every time that after hours drink turns into a beerfest finishing in the early hours of the morning (Usually with me singing Fall songs and scaring taxi drivers/my wife/my daughter)
Just the sheer Fallness of the song as a whole. It encapsulates most of what has ever been great about the band, Loud scrapey guitars, simple repetative bassline and Incredibly skewed lyrical content.
― Kris England., Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
For REAL gutsy ballsy Fall I go for 'Couldn't get ahead'.
― Ian, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
ans = "spectre vs rector"
― mark s, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Senor Pulpo, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
(With print you substitute an ear for an extra useless eye)
― Dr. C, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Guest Informant, now that Tom mentions it, would be my second choice, for the section where the two sets of vocals overlap and there's this rilly great spoken-word meets polyrhythm that puts all the best of the L.A.N.G.U.A.G.E. poets to shame. Bremen Nacht because I imagine a decedent weimar era brass band belting it out as the reichstag burns and they know that tomorrow they will flee.
Third best fall track: Conduit For Sale, followed closely by The Empty Page.
― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― DeRayMi, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nate Patrin, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― baxter wingnut, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Simone, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Daver, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alexander Blair, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Kris England, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Andrew, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― maryann, Thursday, 27 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― rex jr., Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)
It opens with 'The X in Xmas is a substitute crucifix for Christ', stops in the middle for a brief rendition of Good King Wenceslas before descending into horrendously atonal 'ahhhhh, ah-ah ah AHHHHHHH's for pretty much for the rest of the song, and because the (possibly aforementioned) live version features Mess shouting 'CANYERFUCKINGEDDIT T'GETHER INSTEAD'OSHOWINOFF' at the bassist for pissing about too much.
― Ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 20 March 2003 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 March 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)
It will not drag me downI will leave this ten times townI will leave this fucking dumpOne room, one roomHotel maids smile in unisonThen you know in your brainYou know in your brainLEAVE THE CAPITOLEXIT THIS ROMAN SHELL
― scott m (mcd), Thursday, 20 March 2003 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)
― arch Ibog (arch Ibog), Thursday, 20 March 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― arch Ibog (arch Ibog), Thursday, 20 March 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 20 March 2003 05:53 (twenty-three years ago)
I have since bought Grotesque. I would probably go with "Pay Your Rates" now, but that 2nd unnamed track on my CD copy of Grotesque is great, too. I am so clueless on the Fall that I don't even know what the song is called.
I had heard and loved "Totally Wired" before I bought Grotesque, but on the album it fairly pales next to "How I Wrote Elastic Man". What a fecking great album.
― Aaron A., Thursday, 20 March 2003 06:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 17 July 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― holojames (holojames), Sunday, 18 July 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)
Second choice: "Mr.Pharmacist".
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Sunday, 18 July 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)
Or you can make a choice that seems all wrong by the above criterion, but which in the concealed, outlawed context makes the only kind of coherent sense.
So I'm picking a bloody cover version of all things.
'I'm Going To Spain'
― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 18 July 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― ttt, Sunday, 18 July 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― sherm, Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― f ath, Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― artdamages (artdamages), Sunday, 18 July 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 18 July 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)
At the moment, for song alone, I'd say 'Tempo House'. That rhythm kicks my arse, and the lyrics are great; "Winston Churchill had a speech imp-p-pedament, and look what he did; erased half of London..." "Hooray hooray". At one stage though, I used to dance around my room in my underwear doing air guitar to 'Hip Priest'.
― Sasha (sgh), Sunday, 18 July 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 18 July 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sasha (sgh), Sunday, 18 July 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)
I'm also about to revisit Grotesque after not hearing it for a very long time. Not necessarily one of my favourite Fall albums, but it should be fun nonetheless. I can't wait to refamiliarize myself. I do recall Stop Mithering and J. Temperance with affection.
― Bimble (bimble), Monday, 19 July 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 19 July 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 19 July 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― sexyDancer, Monday, 19 July 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Brian Turner (btwfmu), Monday, 19 July 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 19 July 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Monday, 19 July 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)
Oh, and the best video clip is "Eat Y'rself Fitter." It has Brix dancing AND MES dancing. And it acts out the lyrics.
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Monday, 19 July 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Joe Kay (feethurt), Monday, 19 July 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)
I always took Bill is Dead as kind of ironic and, due to the unavailability of the other Fontana albums in the uUS never heard Edinburgh Man until years later— and I didn’t even know until he’d died that he had relocated there briefly.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 31 December 2021 21:37 (four years ago)
Is this the best Fall thread?
Just found this footage of them playing Beefheart's "Dropout Boogie" in 2015 and had to share.
Youtube link - track starts around 28:30 if the timing doesn't work.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 24 February 2023 23:09 (three years ago)
No look back boreshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYlI_J33X8
― Code:Selfish, Wednesday, 27 August 2025 00:54 (nine months ago)
This was posted to youtube 18 months ago but I just came across it yesterday (and I don't think it was ever posted here)...
Someone won an eBay lot and in it found the original 16mm film which was used to film the Totally Wired live video on Perverted by Language Bis VHS and subsequent low res Cherry Red reissues on DVD/Youtube. The original video cut between this film camera and a second camera running videotape, and the result was transferred to VHS in the early 1980s so remained limited by that technology. This person scanned the silent film in 4k and synced it with the audio from A Part Of America Therein and it looks/sounds amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trXegBAZ8_g
― city worker, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 17:57 (four months ago)
omfg
― vague facial gymnastics (sleeve), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 18:01 (four months ago)
that's actually my fave version of the song, too
Yeah that's fantastic.
― Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 18:03 (four months ago)
Dang!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 18:18 (four months ago)
A project I have on the eternal back-burner is a two-hour chronological collage of The Fall and this is obviously a clip that's getting included in full (Big New Prinz on The Other Side of Midnight is another) - seems bizarre to me that the "official" version of Totally Wired doesn't have "you don't have to be strange to be strangled"
― Dance Yourself Dizzy To The Music of Time (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 19:52 (four months ago)
thank you!!
― Cod:Shellfish (emsworth), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 20:46 (four months ago)
just heard a great Fall tune I never heard before - "Hey! Luciani"...gotta be one of their catchiest songs
in other news, here's one of my favorite Fall lyrics: "Everybody's talkin bout/the workin man/but nobody's talking bout/uh-rollin Dan
― frogbs, Monday, 2 February 2026 22:18 (four months ago)
It’s a cover, but did he improv that line? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc8S3-voaj8
― punchy wunchy wikipedia woo (bendy), Tuesday, 3 February 2026 00:08 (four months ago)
no I think it's a straight cover
xp to frogbs yeah that's a nice one, other stuff on Bend Sinister and Frenz Experiment is similar, or you could just go for this:https://www.discogs.com/release/1958966-The-Fall-458489-A-Sides
― vague facial gymnastics (sleeve), Tuesday, 3 February 2026 04:22 (four months ago)
haahahaha! sorry Mark! it's such a funny line!! well, coming out of his mouth it is
and yes that's where I heard the song...just found the comp and I don't own any Fall so I figured it's a start. it was one of the few tracks I didn't know and maybe my favorite on the compilation now
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 04:25 (four months ago)
it was single-only, like a bunch of those tracks, not on an LP
― vague facial gymnastics (sleeve), Tuesday, 3 February 2026 04:32 (four months ago)
or not on a proper UK LP anyway, some US versions had added singles tracks
I thought I'd start from album one ("Live at the Witch Trials") and continue from there.
Onto 2: Dragnet. Surprised by "Dice Man", that's a definite tune there!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 18:06 (four months ago)
make sure you get the Early Years comp that covers 1977-1979, it's all non album stuff (except for "Dice Man", lol), imo better than the actual albums
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 18:11 (four months ago)
^^
― vague facial gymnastics (sleeve), Tuesday, 3 February 2026 18:19 (four months ago)
Got to compliment on MES on the decision to cover "Rollin' Dany", love that song.
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 February 2026 18:20 (four months ago)
xps Yeah went back to that Early Years comp recently and it's fantastic.
― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 18:25 (four months ago)
Oh, I got a whole bunch of singles back then, think I'm sorted for those 'early' things. But, recently I comped the cd albums and I've got most of the cd versions of the albums, maybe missing around five. So, if I get up to "Middle Class Revolt" I'll have to buy one.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 19:14 (four months ago)
The cog sinister The Early Singles cd is even more handy, takes you through the zenith Kamera sides
― duolingo ate my baby (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 3 February 2026 22:44 (four months ago)