Exclusive Review: Mariah's "That Chick" Is Out Of Control!
Last night in a central London hotel theatre, Def Jam head L.A Reid invited a very exclusive VIP audience to hear the new albums from both his 2 top divas Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey. With stringent rules laid down at the top of the evening about not leaving the room for a bathroom visit, handing over all gadgets and returning song word sheets we knew it was about to go down.
Beginning with Janet's new material which sees Janet reworking her old sounds from the days of Velvet Rope and Control," Janet's material was quite sexually overt and a little gross ("real heavy like my first period"!) but it was really Mariah's new material that blew everyone away.
Mariah's new album, tentatively titled That Chick, saw collaborations with T Pain, Young Jeezy and Damien Marley with production by her long time friend and producer Jermaine Dupri, Will I Am, Rodney Jerkins and The Dream.
The new music with catchier hooks and melodies than ever, even sees Mariah taking on an exciting new musical adventure where she sings in Jamaican patois on her Damien Marley duet "Cruise Control" where she references "dramas" and "baby mamas" and like your favorite rap star Mariah throws down new Mariahism ("you love yourself some me!") soon as the album gets into the public domain.
Urban music lovers in the house were really excited about that track as well as hip-hop banger "Heat" produced by Will I Am, "For Real,For Real", and "Migrate" where 2007's hit man T Pain hooks up with Mariah but it was the title track "That Chick" with its double entendres which includes a tip of the hat to Michael Jackson with references to his "Of The Wall Classics" that had pop chart taste makers excited claiming it was the number 1 track on the album closely followed by likely international pop hit "Love You Long Time".
In typical Mariah fashion there were the legendary ballads "Love Story" and tear jerker "Bye Bye" (an ode to people who have passed away) that will have reality pop contestants singing away for decades to come!
One track titled "O.O.C" summed up the night and the return of Mariah - once the albums out it's gonna be "Out Of Control!".
To recap, here are the confirmed tracks from the new, tentatively-titled Mariah Carey album, That Chick:
• "Touch My Body" • "Migrate" ft. T-Pain • "Heat" • "For Real, For Real" • "That Chick" • "Cruise Control" ft. Damien Marley • "O.O.C" • "Bye Bye" • "Love Story"
― The Brainwasher, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:38 (eighteen years ago)
There's something kinda ew about a song called "Love You Long Time" being pegged as an "international" pop hit.
― Tim F, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:29 (eighteen years ago)
There's something even ewer (toby jug time?) about all this Jamaican patois stuff.
Producers she should have worked with: To Rococo Rot, Tiga, Xenomania, Ry Cooder.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (eighteen years ago)
wtf no
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:42 (eighteen years ago)
In fact I would go so far to say that I would have liked Geir to produce the new Mariah Carey album.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:43 (eighteen years ago)
I'd dig on some Hongroe-produced Mariah.
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:10 (eighteen years ago)
I feel as though some people are not taking this subject as seriously as they could.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 January 2008 12:10 (eighteen years ago)
I feel as though we are taking this subject as seriously as it deserves.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 12:11 (eighteen years ago)
Indeed.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 January 2008 12:12 (eighteen years ago)
"Bye Bye" (an ode to people who have passed away)
roffle
― r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
mariah / marley will be a classic, i can feel it
― r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:21 (eighteen years ago)
The "Bye Bye" ode to people passed away cannot hope to surpass the majesty of "Rock 'N' Roll Heaven" by the Righteous Brothers.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
though I'd quite like to hear her cover "People Who Died" by Jim Carroll.
in case anyone missed it, here's that real nice emancipation outtake j-shep went and put at the top of her critlist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4GrbF5a-e8
― r|t|c, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
the first single has been changed to "touch my body" and is gonna leak like any day now
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:01 (eighteen years ago)
written by The-Dream
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
dawgs I can hardly wait for this sheet yeah!
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
Okay she's changed the album title to E=MC², first single is gonna leak today or tomorrow.
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
jesus what a nutty broad
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)
Haha, that's a much better title. Glad to hear she's working with The-Dream.
― lou, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
let's guess what the e stands for
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:22 (eighteen years ago)
Empanada=Mariah Carey²
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
Enema = Mariah Carey²
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:33 (eighteen years ago)
http://i30.tinypic.com/34ozms4.jpg
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
Emancipation=Mariah Carey²
― baaderonixx, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.amphetaminereptile.com/LPs/bosshog-coldhands-p.gif
Cristina's still hotter.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)
i wish i just had no idea what you were talking abt
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
leak!! have we done this yet?
http://www.z100.com/cc-common/mediaplayer/player.html?redir=yes&mps=mariahcarey.php&mid=http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/25886/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/25886/1793/richmedia/WHTZ_Mariah_TouchMyBody.mp3?CCOMRRMID=11176453&CPROG=RICHMEDIA&MARKET=NEWYORK-NY&NG_FORMAT=chr&NG_ID=whtz100fm&OR_NEWSFORMAT=&OWNER=1793&SERVER_NAME=www.z100.com&SITE_ID=1793&STATION_ID=WHTZ-FM&TRACK=Mariah_Carey_-_Touch_My_Body
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
i
am
down.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
i mean
it's like, exACTLY what i expected. just kind of within herself, no? i guess that could be interpreted as "oh, more of the same," but uh, i don't really know if that's even a bad thing?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/74929060c5403d/
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWWWWWWWWN"
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
It's nice , nothing major but it'll do what it's meant to - a nice buzz single before she drops the megaton bomb ballad that she has in store for the second single. It's a much better first single than "It's Like That".. catchy, sweet spring-time hit.
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
agreed, agreed.
you think there's a megabomb coming?
i mean no, it's nothing major but it's perfectly solid.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
no I mean that she's going to drop a MAJOR second single which will be a ballad and rule the charts ( a la "We Belong Together"). They're not straying far from the TEOM forumla.
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:56 (eighteen years ago)
formula*
well i certainly hope not, that would be great
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
i'm kind of disappointed that the song is so sweet tho, lol. I was expecting UBER-SKANK Mariah.
― The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
can't stop playing this
― The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:26 (eighteen years ago)
totes. it is kind of sweet but for some reason i like that! i'm ready for sweet, but you're right i was expecting the SKANK too ;)
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
this is actually kind of a fantastic song. the pulsating synths are great - the production overall is stellar, and her voice does exactly what you want it to. and the lyrics work somehow.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:07 (eighteen years ago)
i love this.
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
i dunno, even when she's skanky it's in a weirdly girlish, innocent way.
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
I would still have sex with her.
― filthy dylan, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
yeah that "I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN" cracks me up every time, and the syncopation of the first four lines of each verse is some bugs bunny opera shit. i vote A+; can you imagine how this would sound on the radio?
― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
yes!! i'm so excited
― Surmounter, Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
it sounds even awesomer on the radio if u can imagine
― The Brainwasher, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
i kind of can. kind of thumpin but sweet but energetic?
maybe?
not that i ever listen to music radio... geez i kind of miss it.
― Surmounter, Friday, 15 February 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)
COME ON AND GIVE ME WHAT III DESEEEEEEEEERVEEEEE
― The Brainwasher, Saturday, 16 February 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)
still awesome.
― The Brainwasher, Saturday, 23 February 2008 02:30 (eighteen years ago)
Speed dial connecting me to Rae-Rae (Hey)Click in Shawntae and Mae-Mae (Hey)Treat it as a holiday,Cause he's a wrap,Y'all know I had to migrate.
^^THIS IS ME THIS SUMMER -- SO MUCH WRAPPING & MIGRATING
― J0rdan S., Friday, 7 May 2010 05:16 (sixteen years ago)
this album kind of is a masterpiece in many respects
― J0rdan S., Friday, 7 May 2010 05:21 (sixteen years ago)
would be if not for the 6 shitty "We Belong Together" rewrites
― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 05:22 (sixteen years ago)
i kind of can't get enough of those
― J0rdan S., Friday, 7 May 2010 05:24 (sixteen years ago)
it has some real clunkers
― la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 05:24 (sixteen years ago)
it's overlong, but it has pretty much the perfect amalgamation of modern r&b songwriters/producers -- maybe the ratio is a bit skewed
― J0rdan S., Friday, 7 May 2010 05:25 (sixteen years ago)
love story, i stay in love, and maybe even last kiss are all mundane to varying degrees, tho last kiss can be good
and there's always bye bye
― la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 05:26 (sixteen years ago)
i wish i could but a bumper sticker on my car that read "*migrates*"
― J0rdan S., Friday, 7 May 2010 05:27 (sixteen years ago)
put*
i went thru a fase where i could not stop singing migrate. especially the verse u just posted thru " cuz my jeans yeah they fit
― la senora (surm), Friday, 7 May 2010 05:29 (sixteen years ago)
but it might benefit
me to throw somethin on
to feature my hips
accentuate my *
and steal the show "
― J0rdan S., Thursday, May 6, 2010 10:24 PM Bookmark
there are 6 of them. and 0 of them are good.
― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 06:01 (sixteen years ago)
i get so oocout of control baby11
^^^ jam of all times
― The Brainwasher, Friday, 7 May 2010 06:07 (sixteen years ago)
i have a feeling there is something really interesting going on melodically/harmonically in that song that I just don't know enough to expound upon
― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:46 (sixteen years ago)
i brings that levity....
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
i kinda really fuck with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9P9cDdXWow&feature=share
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
jordan
― surm, Thursday, 20 February 2014 02:44 (twelve years ago)
i have so much to say to you about this thread but i have to call a friend so gimme a few
okay so. first i'm rly glad you bumped this thread a few times. so many classix on this record. that's actually about all i have to say. there you have it.
― surm, Thursday, 20 February 2014 03:18 (twelve years ago)
also thanx for nothin is a banger
― surm, Saturday, 22 February 2014 01:00 (twelve years ago)
damn, why was I so neggy itt? I totally fux with this album.
― imago draggin' (The Reverend), Saturday, 22 February 2014 01:48 (twelve years ago)