Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Bob Chylan
Lil' Brett
Da Berensteinz
Babyfat
Faint Prayz(R&B outfit w/resident rapper)
Frothy P
Weedsmokaz Inc.
Big Everest
Doctah Atkinz
Keystone's Most Wanted alright that was dumb

― orangeblazer, Sunday, 15 August 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

i dont see whats wrong with weedsmokaz inc. ill murder you if you want

― Pryme Cutz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY

STICK MY FINGA IN YA BOOTY
MAKE THE FA(G/T) COME OUT

― BULLWINKLE666, Thursday, 9 September 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Fence Sittah
Def McEarless
Leggo Maheggo
Washington Heights
MooCow the Baby Slaya
Condoleeza Rice
Suckas Hate Intelligent Thugs (or S.H.I.T.)
We Were On Madden 2002, Remember?
Jheri Pearl
Xanadoodoo
Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

MC Whitemiddleclass Bank R

― mei (mei), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Stanky Gritz

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Nelly. Oh wait, that one's real.

― mike a, Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Condoleeza Rice LOL

― $corpium!!, Friday, 17 September 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I can never resist this thread whenever it pops back up again, damn it.

Shrinkage
Eskimo Kissez
OMG & LOL
Celebr8 Diversitee
Maroon 5 Too
S-Presso
Da Benefactor
Welsh Corgi

― Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Doctor Octaroon is genius. In fact, I am going to travel back in time and convince my great-grandfather to have sex with a negress, just so's my posse no longer calls me MC Bumble B.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 18 September 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, "Ice Berg" was a real rapper. Sort of. He was in M.O.T. (aka "Members of the Tribe"), along with Dr. Dreidel. The best thing about their album -- which actually was pretty good, as far as novelty Yiddish rap goes -- was that it was released right around the same time Soundscan came into effect, and I remember one of them (who was also, surprise surprise, a rock critic) mentioning in Pazz & Jop that one week he went to check their total sales for the week, and it was -1. Someone had returned a copy.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 18 September 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Mack C (he'd be a Catholic rapper (it's short for Immaculate Conception))

― /v|ike Dixon (Mike Dixon), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Benefactor is not half bad, I'll have you know.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Prose-n-Conz
[...]
Bignificant

These are genius.

Suggestions inspired by the Sussudio thread:
Catchy Clown
First Name Isn't Derek
Feel the Phil

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 18 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ok 1) MC TACKLE
kk 2) WEE WEE THOMPSON (?)
li 3) GAYLORD THE VICELORD
st 4) TAPIOCA BACKWARDS
en 5) MC TAPIOCA
6) MC GRAPENUTS
7) MC WWW.RAYCHARLESSITE.NET
8) TEEBLES THE SASQUATCH \ these 2
9) THE CUMQUAT SASQUATCH AKA OOBLES / r brothers
10) MC DONALD
11) BURGER KING
12) MC FAST FOOD
13) MC BREAD'N'WATER
14) MC DOLAND TRUMP CARD
15) SLEAZE 4 CHEEZE
16) MC GRAPENUTS II
17) GRAVELTOOTH
18) DOOGIE BOWSER (a smart reptile out to get...)
19) BLACK MARIO AKA THA HEARTCRUSHER
20) MC GIGGLES
21) PATTY LAMBHEARST
22) MILKWEED PICKLES
23) BORNDEAD POKEMON
24) BRAINDEAD CATEYE
25) NUCKLEFUCK BRAILLECARP
26) JOSH GROBAN (then again...)
27) BABYBACK RIBROBBER

― [email protected], Saturday, 18 September 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Hellfreeze Hova

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 18 September 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

G-golly gossh
haha thats funny

― i want to b street, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Disney Rascal. I can't read or hear Dizzee Rascal's name without hearing that trailer-man's voice saying "Disney's The Little Rascals."

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Dickchain E and the Krazee Eyez Killahs

― kid, Saturday, 11 June 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Fiddla (his debut album ...in da Roff)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 11 June 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the boasts where they say "I'm the rap Al Capone" or "I'm the black Bruce Lee" or "I'm the James Bond of this rap shit" or whatever to make their comparison.

The rap Blanche Du Bois

The hiphop Paul Krugman

or for a more international flavor:

Kim Jung Ill

Hard Schroeder

Pervin' Musharraf

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 11 June 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No, now you're getting into the "porn names" game.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 11 June 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ott's "MC Hitlah" still owns, in my opinion.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 11 June 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a think line between rap names and porno names anyway. Remember Mista Lawnge (the sugardick daddy) from Black Sheep?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 11 June 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Man Glue
Weird Harold
DJ Rock Dog Nuts
MC Dooky Stout
Gnome Chomski
(i think they should all be in a band together called "the crease monkeys").

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Masta Don

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 11 June 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beatstreet.ca/product_info.php?cPath=&products_id=4871

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 11 June 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dickchain E

haha, that took me a second to get

Hard Schroeder

should bet Gett Hard Schroedah

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

bet = be

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Gnome Chomski

You just made me spill a perfectly good Sapporo, you bastard!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

heh heh just doin' my job.

Hey, I just noticed a bunch of these are real:
Bub Rub & Lil Sis, Sizzla, Yeastie Girls, etc.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Akshun JaXoN

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Akshun JaXoN

Say, that reminds me of something...

http://www.art-ificial.com/mexico/images/dscn0486.jpg

― HELLO DERE, Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Kim Jong Ill got mad beef with Raw Moves Hyun

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 12 June 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Big Ol Friendly Giant

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Pickaninny Jones

― Nic de Teardrop (Nicholas), Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Bunny Rainbows

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

major props to my man Huk for "Okie Dokie"

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

red cafe

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Fiddla (his debut album ...in da Roff)

-- Tuomas

Formerly "Fiddley D"

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

MC Lacks Melanin

― astroblaster (astroblaster), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jussafaz.

― Ryan Pitchfork, Monday, 13 June 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Da BM Movement
DJ Poetaster
Kool Stool
MFA Doom
Kanye West and Wings

― MV, Monday, 13 June 2005 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

by the way, Gett Hard Schroedah has a DJ who wears a dog mask: Hell-Mutt Kold.

― wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 13 June 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Myffikal (debut album Rebunking da Myff)

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Curt1s Stephens

― QS, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

Mc Fartcubutle
Mikey mikey motercycie
Hammer Bammer

― Cameron MacPhee, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Qoolout
-- Curt1s Stephens (sevenxvii...), December 30th, 2003.

Curt1s Stephens
-- QS (east88...), August 2nd, 2005.

settle this like men, dudes. or like eminem.

― 4 (zebedee), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Mc Soft feat DJ Serve

― Cliff Collins (OnoSendai), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Geriatrix Krew

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

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