actual "actual lol"
― Dear Projectionist (blueski), Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, i knew "fapping" was played the instant i submitted that post.
― kkvgz, Thursday, 14 July 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link
also as a message board we should be immune from that usage since we have our definition of the word FAP http://i.imgur.com/EucaT.gif
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 14 July 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
i just wanted to indicate that i found the woman sufficiently attractive that i didnt care which shitty rap song she was singing the hook to. next time, i'll leave the jokes at home and just speak from the heart.
― kkvgz, Thursday, 14 July 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
fancy a fap?
― ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Thursday, 14 July 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
I think I've posted "actual lol" when I wasn't, actually
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link
how can we ever trust you again?
― Dear Projectionist (blueski), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
"un-Googleable"
i think pretty much everyone understands how google works now
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
but Ungoogleable is an actual thing
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
but i mean like when you're talking about a band called "the men," i can tell from the name that they are going to be hard to find on the internet. you don't have to tell me that. it's self-evident.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
gotcha
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
Speaking of which, this makes zero sense to me: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/shortcuts/2012/mar/05/coldplay-regret-mylo-xyloto-title"Coldplay live to regret calling their album Mylo XylotoChris Martin says the title of Coldplay's latest album is a disaster, as it's made up of two words that can't be googled."
The actual text of the article says it's down to being not easy to pronounce. Think this is just a case of the Graun subs getting it wrong.
― kinder, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
i know someone who was in an 80's band called *A Band*. still can't find them on the internet...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
i've tried googling those words so many times
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
This could explain their lack of a second life amongst the file sharing community. Am thinking how it would've been prescient of them to release a record called "Album" with, like, numbered songs.
― doug watson, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
This is a kid thing, but "versing"--as in, "Who are we versing next in floor hockey?" It's got a nice Shakespearean ring to it, but so, so wrong.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
― scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:44 (2 hours ago)
not the one featuring neil campbell, richard youngs, and eight million other people, no?
― Boo-Yaa Too Rough International Boo-Yaa Empire (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link
i always thought that the internet destroyed the the.
― alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:16 (twelve years ago) link
Or maybe the autocorrect function in word processors?
― doug watson, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
lol my top result for "the men" (with quotes) is the band
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
the first page has several youtube links as well!
― sarahell, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link
my first result for the word "men" is my friend's band "MEN"
http://www.myspace.com/men
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
^^^they are my fourth
~google~
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
I think there was another American A Band that was on one of the Chuck Warner comps.
― timellison, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
Homework series, if I remember right.
Paternalistic
Feels bigoted against dads.
― beachville, Saturday, 24 March 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
save the dads
― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
smash the dads
― dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
emboldenaudacity
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 February 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Babywearing"
just horrible
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
please, please, please stop saying "the Mad Men era"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
ok
― Jesus (wins), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
"dafuq"
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
"jolly good"
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
"a good look"
― SHAUN (DJP), Monday, 13 January 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
"the ___ game" and "on lock" and "has the ___ game on lock"
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 January 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link
What if the game is Sonic & Knuckles?
― MarkoP, Friday, 31 January 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link
hurting got the pedantry game on lock
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 31 January 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link
dnw any more awesomesauce or amazeballs
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link
^^^^ otm x 1,000,0000,000,0000,000
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link
Why is that pedantic? I don't care about the grammar, I'm just sick of hearing it.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link
ugh, amazeballs, that is the worst
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link
those two words are the cool beans of today
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 7 February 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link
"Burst onto the scene"
― Evan R, Monday, 17 February 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link
"unlock"
song lyrics or snippets or album covers are not antique secrets held in rustic lockboxes, nor are they Xbox achievements, they're promotional material a label posts, probably regardless of how much their fans do or don't tweet/Like/call. pretty minor, I know, but it's one of the more common examples of PR-speak seeping into journalistic copy and if I'm editing I kill it on sight.
― katherine, Monday, 17 February 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
Hack
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link
"______ 101" or "dorm room _____"
(basically anything that means to imply "I have graduated from college and look back on it with bemused condescension.")
― ryan, Monday, 17 February 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link
"his / her / my truth"
put "owning" in front to be shot out of a cannon
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link
Own your truth
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
Describing some bit of policy as a "Rube Goldberg device/contraption"
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link