Which Black Sabbath vocalist should I name my new hamster after?

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They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Wood chews of the universe
A love that never dies
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

Doing laps on the Wheel of Confusion

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GouLP2GE1M8

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'm going through cage-e-e-ehs

Stanley Tunechi (Spectrist), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

a habitrail acrobat
hole in the salt lick
hand of doom

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol at hand of doom

winsome posters leave the hall (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

Ham Blackster

t**t, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

Dió means "nut" or "walnut" in Hungarian, which is kind of cute for a rodent, I think.

crustaceanrebel, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

was joe lynn turner ever black sabbath's vocalist? seems like he should have been.

anyway you should name your hamster joe lynn turner

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

name your gecko either joe lynn turner or graham bonnett.

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

graham bonnet wore sunglasses a lot and joe lynn turner is like a new yawk type dude i think but i get them confused

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

Planet Hamstervan

Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

N.I.B.B.L.E.

cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

After Forever, or at Least Until I'm Done Nibbling

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

Hammy Hambourne

StanM, Thursday, 30 June 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. That is about 36 more votes than I expected.

StanM, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

a tremendous victory for J3ff T's new hamster, Ronnie James Dio.

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

hamsters are dicks tho, imo

nothing against ronny james dio or anything

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

NWOBHAM

weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

Ha ha ha. Amazing.

Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

welcome to your new home ronniejames. your fans demand pix

Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks for your input, guys. That is, indeed, a pretty crazy amount of responses. I will share pictures as soon as he is in my care on Saturday.

Also – hamsters are awesome. My last hamster, Lemmy, was a total bro. That's why I'm getting this one from a breeder. Hamsters don't really have any trouble breeding, obviously, but the breeders breed them for cuteness and personality. And, of course, metal cred.

Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

How do you tell if he's a post Julien Donkey Boy, VICE reading hipster, SunnO))) merch collecting Nigel hamster or Manowar rinsing True Metal rodent?

Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.craftster.org/pictures/data/500/medium/80480_15Jan11_spg_screen_shot.jpg

Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

No hamster of mine will be false.

Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

A righteous result.

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Friday, 1 July 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

I will share pictures as soon as he is in my care on Saturday.

LIAR

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 07:36 (fourteen years ago)

He is currently in the "terrified of everything" phase, so I haven't really been able to grab a good photo yet.

Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

Dio of course means "god" in Italian, though Ronnie said he got the name from a Florida mafia guy named Johnny Dio. There happens to be a brief appearance of a Johnny Dio in Scarface. Just don't name it after Born Again vocalist Ian...

Fastnbulbous, Thursday, 7 July 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Playing "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath on Tesla coils with a shielded guitar, standing in a Faraday suit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPoomwdNZeY

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

Oh yeah, I said I was going to post photos in here. Well, here's a photo of the little evil, divine critter:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/270436_10100367133368615_3409092_52776217_5565748_n.jpg

Gamera died for our sins (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

Hamster and Hell

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^^ THIS

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

Alas! Sad news on FB from J3ff that Dio has passed on, the poor little critter. May he rock out with Dio himself forever more.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 15 April 2012 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

:( sorry to hear about your loss jeff.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

2-3 years is short enough for a lifespan, sorry to see this cute little guy didn't make a year.

This thread must have been in the back of my mind when we adopted a 3 year-old cat (20 lbs no less) and named him Ozzy. The prince of darkness is doing well, slowly losing weight.

Fastnbulbous, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

RIP ;_;

when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

awww, sad to hear this :-(

original bgm, Sunday, 15 April 2012 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks for the kind words, guys. I should be obtaining a new little dude in the next couple weeks, and I'm now accepting suggestions for names.

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

Yngwie

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

Noodles

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

BonScott or Matthias Jabs

Jen Echo, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

yngwie is obv the correct choice but... fenriz?

original bgm, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

Danzig is great, but I must implore you to consider Wino

when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

Gillan

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

Izzy

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

When little worlds collide I'm trapped inside my embryonic cage

calstars, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/560151_10100923230685135_3409092_56026124_2063736116_n.jpg

Flying high again

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

can you name one of his poop pellets Sharon?

tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry for the blurriness, I'll try to grab some better pictures when he's no longer such a spaz.

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

name...??

ilxor, Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

judging from the captions I'm pretty sure it's Ozzy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 June 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

next one needs to be Geezer

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 June 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

it is indeed Ozzy. He's still a little hyper, but he's settling in nicely. He enjoys climbing on the walls and ceiling of his cage.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 07:07 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Ozzy speaks

http://www.decibelmagazine.com/featured/for-those-about-to-squeak-ozzys-nibbles-of-the-week/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:05 (thirteen years ago)


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