Which Black Sabbath vocalist should I name my new hamster after?

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i have met a hamster named ozzy. i have never met a hamster named dio.

so dio

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

Ronnie James would be kind of a fun pet name. Who's that? Oh that's my hamster RONNIEJAMES

<3 this

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

Write-in for Tony Martin.

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

We had a curly shaggy blonde medium-sized mutt. When people would ask what breed she was, I'd say, "She's a Bon Scott terrier."

bendy, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

dio, but only if you always refer to him as "ronnie james" or "ronnie james dio"

why not just get two hamsters?

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

Dio, but it can only be referred to as "Ronnie James Dio", otherwise all bets are off.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

Gotta go with the Geezer write in vote.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

Glenn.

chrondos crispus (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

Hamsterdamned

Darin, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

Hampsta Cadabra

Darin, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

hamsternaut

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

Hammy Blade.

chrondos crispus (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 06:42 (fifteen years ago)

Call it Horsey.

Mark G, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:05 (fifteen years ago)

Another vote for Tony "The Cat" Martin, but you have to go for Dio, or maybe Padanova for the cognoscenti.

Synth Solo (Matt #2), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:07 (fifteen years ago)

dang, pillbox got "hamsternaut"

ham leaf

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:14 (fifteen years ago)

now in darkness wheel stops turning

winsome posters leave the hall (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:43 (fifteen years ago)

Falling off the edge of the hamster wheel

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

I want to reach out
And chew some seeds

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

Hamster of Reality

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

Cedar Bloody Cedar

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

Wood chews of the universe
A love that never dies
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

Doing laps on the Wheel of Confusion

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GouLP2GE1M8

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

I'm going through cage-e-e-ehs

Stanley Tunechi (Spectrist), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

a habitrail acrobat
hole in the salt lick
hand of doom

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

lol at hand of doom

winsome posters leave the hall (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

Ham Blackster

t**t, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

Dió means "nut" or "walnut" in Hungarian, which is kind of cute for a rodent, I think.

crustaceanrebel, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

was joe lynn turner ever black sabbath's vocalist? seems like he should have been.

anyway you should name your hamster joe lynn turner

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

name your gecko either joe lynn turner or graham bonnett.

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

graham bonnet wore sunglasses a lot and joe lynn turner is like a new yawk type dude i think but i get them confused

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

Planet Hamstervan

Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

N.I.B.B.L.E.

cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

After Forever, or at Least Until I'm Done Nibbling

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

Hammy Hambourne

StanM, Thursday, 30 June 2011 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Wow. That is about 36 more votes than I expected.

StanM, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

a tremendous victory for J3ff T's new hamster, Ronnie James Dio.

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

hamsters are dicks tho, imo

nothing against ronny james dio or anything

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

NWOBHAM

weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

Ha ha ha. Amazing.

Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

welcome to your new home ronniejames. your fans demand pix

Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks for your input, guys. That is, indeed, a pretty crazy amount of responses. I will share pictures as soon as he is in my care on Saturday.

Also – hamsters are awesome. My last hamster, Lemmy, was a total bro. That's why I'm getting this one from a breeder. Hamsters don't really have any trouble breeding, obviously, but the breeders breed them for cuteness and personality. And, of course, metal cred.

Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

How do you tell if he's a post Julien Donkey Boy, VICE reading hipster, SunnO))) merch collecting Nigel hamster or Manowar rinsing True Metal rodent?

Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.craftster.org/pictures/data/500/medium/80480_15Jan11_spg_screen_shot.jpg

Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

No hamster of mine will be false.

Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

A righteous result.

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Friday, 1 July 2011 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

I will share pictures as soon as he is in my care on Saturday.

LIAR

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 07:36 (fourteen years ago)

Halford.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

Winger.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

Van Hamster.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 May 2012 10:46 (fourteen years ago)

Lemmy Kilhamster

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

Hamgus Young

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

Blackie Clawless (only really works if she/he has got no claws and is black)

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

ditto Stryper

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 May 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Lemmy was the name of my first hamster.

Picking the little dude up tomorrow!

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

Are you super excited? Have you chosen the name yet?

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

Trey Hamzagthoth

how's life, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

Ham Eternal

how's life, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

Pete Hamdoval

how's life, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

Furzum OTM

get wolves (get bent), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

I am super excited! I'm still leaning towards Ozzy, despite all of the excellent suggestions.

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

Rod(ent) Stewart

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

No Sleep Till Hamstersmith

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

lock thread

get wolves (get bent), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/11813_10100923230370765_3409092_56026118_724782259_n.jpg

I AM IRON HAM

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

:-D

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/303460_10100923230505495_3409092_56026120_824883838_n.jpg

No more hams-tears

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/560151_10100923230685135_3409092_56026124_2063736116_n.jpg

Flying high again

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

can you name one of his poop pellets Sharon?

tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry for the blurriness, I'll try to grab some better pictures when he's no longer such a spaz.

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

name...??

ilxor, Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

judging from the captions I'm pretty sure it's Ozzy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 June 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

next one needs to be Geezer

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 June 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

it is indeed Ozzy. He's still a little hyper, but he's settling in nicely. He enjoys climbing on the walls and ceiling of his cage.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 07:07 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Ozzy speaks

http://www.decibelmagazine.com/featured/for-those-about-to-squeak-ozzys-nibbles-of-the-week/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:05 (thirteen years ago)


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