If ILM was a roleplaying game...

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You look so cute, Nick.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 04:30 (twenty years ago) link

sorry, I meant half-giant/half-halfling, um dual-class ambidextrous thief/fighter with scimitar specialization in both hands. Yeah.

Why would we be second-edition as opposed to first or third? I vote for first so I can be a funky monk.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:30 (twenty years ago) link

half-giant/half-halfing = either...

A) some poor halfling woman got ripped to shreds
B) some poor giant woman didn't feel a thing

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

i would be a chaotic neutral dark elf thief/mage with a +1 shortsword and a penchant for pottery.

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

- Ned as lawful neutral paladin.
That'd work.
- Alex in NYC as chaotic evil warrior (with some fire spells up his sleeve).
Specifically an "Anti-Paladin" who worships Jaz, the Hyperborean God of Honouring the Fire.
- Lord Custos as chaotic neutral wizard.
Nnnnnot really. Chaotic Good Druid/Monk.

And to answer the main question: Tanya Headon is the DM, and Tom Ewing is Assistant DM.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

if ILM was a roleplaying game: JONWILLIAMS would be DM, and I a 13th level chaotic neutral assassin named squaxxar shimmersauce with 4 charisma.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

Custos: "Hail and Well, Met, noble Shimmersauce!"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:53 (twenty years ago) link

cast: gate

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:55 (twenty years ago) link

if ILM was a roleplaying game = "castigate"

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

I am the guy who helps to make the potions that everyone else is using, but, alas, I go on no quests myself.

that link is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

if ILM was a roleplaying game = "castigate"
Boooo! Kill the Punster! KILL THE PUNSTER!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

if ILM was a roleplaying game

the only way to make this place nerdier.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

(gary) gygax.... do you have my player's handbook?

hem CG r3/w9...
m.

― msp, Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

If ILM was a roleplaying game...

Wait. You mean it isn't?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

rthul3! you are my monster manual (+9).

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

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