Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Smiling faces, smiling faces streendrive
And I got HOOS

the nonsense word uttered after the title in ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down" is supposedly 'grroosss' but i like to go "don't bring me down HOOS"

^^this one, although I think somebody already said it upthread.

Don't bring me do-ow-wn, HOOOS

Oh HOOSie-Q, baby I love you, HOOSie-Q

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 4:36 AM (3 years ago)

Take a break, steendriver 8
Trying to think of more REM songs, but how to account for Michael Stipe vowel shift?

GIMME SOME ROPE, I'M COMIN', HOOS

I've grown so HOOSed to HOOS somehow
Well I'm nobody's steendriver now
And I'm lonesome
I've got the lovesick HOOS

Mona Lisa must have had the highway HOOS
You can tell by the steen she drives

loll

HOOS that gigolo on the street
with his hands in his pockets and his crocodile steen

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

(to the tune of pharrell in "drop it like it's hot")

Then time will tell just HOOS has fell
And HOOS been left behind
When you drive your steen and I drive mine

(sorry, really like the idea of Dylan singing about HOOS)

Lies
Books
Burn
Fire
Judge
Gold
Guns
Fire

Muscle and HOOS

What kind of HOOSery are we?
Nowadays you don't steen dick to me.

Steve Winwood:

"The finer steens keep shining through / the way my soul gets lost in HOOS"

I'm a steendriver
I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gon' HOOS harder
I'm a steendriver
I'm gonna make HOOS
I will steendrive and
Keep on steendrivin'

you know I'm not gonna HOOS you on the internet
cause my mama taught me better than that

Mama drive this steen into the ground
I can't HOOS it anymore

It's getting dark, too dark to steen
Feel like I'm knocking on HOOS's door

I'll catch a grenade for HOOS.

i'll be your private HOOSer
a HOOSer for money
any steendriver will do

Sittin' in my car outside your HOOS
Remember when we steendrove all over your blouse?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses?
HOOS gonna drive in your blue steen?

HOOS could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch steen drivin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done

so don't you cry tonight
there's a HOOS steenin' above you, baby
don't you cry tonight

I don't drive any steens
Since I don't have HOOS

Long distance information
Give me MempHOOS, Tennessee
Help me reach the party
That's been trying to drive my steen

Our HOOS
In the middle of our STEEN

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 11:04 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

got this stuck in my head today

hahaha

Mama’s in the fact’ry
She ain’t got no shoes
Daddy’s in the alley
He’s lookin’ for the fuse
I drive a steen
With the tombstone HOOS

Then he started into driving a steen
And something inside of him died
She had to sell everything she owned
And froze up inside
And when finally the bottom fell out
I became withdrawn
The only thing I knew how to do
Was to keep on keepin’ on like a bird that flew
Tangled up in HOOS

You want me to beg forgiveness, tender an apology
It's not my fault and you're not driving on my steen

You're making me sorry
Sorry some HOOS

Marie Provost was a movie queen
HOOSterious angel of the driven steen

What I like about HOOS
He drives his steen at night

steen I drive
sixteen HOOSes long

To this day when I hear that song
I see you standin' there on that lawn
Discount shades, store bought tan
Flip flops and cut-off jeans

Somewhere between that setting sun
I'm on fire and born to run
You looked at me and I was done
And we're, we're just getting started

I was singin' to you, you were singin' to me
I was so alive, never been more free
Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang
Ooohh

Stayed there 'til they forced us out
And took the long way to your house
I can still hear the sound of you sayin' don't go

When I think about you, I think about 17
I think about my old jeep
I think about the stars in the sky
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like the soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen

I bumped into you by happenstance
You probably wouldn't even know who I am
But if I whispered your name
I bet there'd still be a spark

Back when I was gasoline
And this old tattoo had brand new ink
And we didn't care what your mom would think
About your name on my arm

Baby is it spring or is it summer
The guitar sound or the beat of that drummer
You hear sometimes late at night
On your radio

Even though you're a million miles away
When you hear Born in the USA
You relive those glory days
So long ago

When you think about me, do you think about 17
Do you think about my old jeep
Think about the stars in the sky
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen
Hoosteen

Woah-oh-oh-oh

Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen
Hoosteen
Woah Hoosteen

Woah-oh-oh-oh

I'm not crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized
You're the one that's crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized
Steen driving me crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized

How many hoos can I fit in my steendriver?
My steendriver
My steendriver
How many hoos can I fit in my steendriver?

How many HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Long Tall Sally
She's built for steen
She's got everything
Uncle John need
Oh baby,
Yeah now baby
HOO-OO-OS baby

Me and my HOOS
And my HOOS steen drivin'
James Redd and the Blecchs
With some dude right beside him

:o

haa

They call me Hoos Steendriver
And once upon a pair of wheels
Hit the road and I`m gone ah
What`s my Hoosteen
I wonder how your hoosteen feels.
Ba ba ba ba
Hoos down the road
What`s my hoosteen
I wonder how your hoosteen feels.

hahaha

Baby,
Give it up
Or turn it HOOS

Cause when I s1ock
Get up, get down
My HOOS he weighs a ton

Steeny, steeny
Steeny HOOS of leather
Whiplash steendrive
In the dark

What's your mayne,
HOOS your daddy
Does he drive a steen

The night was blecch
And the sky was blue
Down the alley a steen driver flew
HOOS do you love

(claps)

He got fifty thousand watts
In a big acHOOStic tower