lol J0rdan OTM
I like M.I.A. but she shouldn't be anywhere near a "greatest rap of all time" poll
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link
[/url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiOcVWQY2bc]8. Pete Rock and CL Smooth - T.R.O.Y. (They Reminisce Over You)[/url] [16 votes, 460 points, 1992]
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― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd like to see an alternate poll where you threw out the ballots of anyone that voted for MIA
― J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I voted "blue flowers" lol
― Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link
oops. any mod wanna sort that to look nicer?
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Hating on Buffalo Stance is NAGL.
(Xpost yeah can tidy that up when I get home)
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
TOO LOW
― steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
#101 and #102 were Blue Flowers and Buffalo Stance
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, June 10, 2011 1:43 PM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark
haha thank you so much for cutting those out of the tie
― some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Kinda surprised troy didnt win it.
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
7. M.O.P. - Ante Up (incl. the remix) [17 votes, 474 points, 2000]
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― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
"Ante Up" remix is nice but i'll never understand people who privilege it over the orig
― some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not a huge "ante up" fan. I mean clearly it's awesome but
― J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^
― minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
nice!
― magic punani (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Hell yes, Ante Up. My faith in you people is restored.
― Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I think my lone "joke" vote was for Paper Planes as my #100 iirc
― minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Though it's crazy to me that more people voted Ante Up than TROY.
― Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
been listening to #8 on repeat for the billionth time.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:12 (40 minutes ago)
lol have done this a lot in the past month
voted for "blue flowers" too
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
loving this top 10 so far
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
6. The Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy [14 votes, 1 first place vote, 475 points, 1994]
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this guy is too perceptive:
I know a hoy hoy said Juicy was his least favorite Biggie song so I'm guessing that's #6?― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
feeling weirdly blase about the top 10 so far but I'm old so w/e
― Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Totally good with that Juicy placement. I threw my Biggie vote at Hypnotize.
― Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Won't hate on juicy, too iconic
― J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Feel kind of disgraced that I never heard "ante up" until the Bert and Ernie video a couple years ago
― joygoat, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, but what a great way to hear it first. I never get tired of that thing.
― Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
everything in my top 10 placed except schoolly D and an LL that had no chance so I guess I can't complain
― Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
5. Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance 18 votes, 1 first place vote, 528 points, 1990]
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― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Great cap though
kind of hilarious for it to place that high but i guess it really is statistically one of those songs everyone knows and most people like
― some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
loopdid!
― buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Sort of wishing I'd done a ranked ballot now. Didn't think It Takes Two, Rebel w/out a Pause and It Ain't Hard to Tell would need as much support as some of my lower stuff.
― Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
ok wow how have i never seen this before
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Props to whoever voted Humpty at #1.
― Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Mr. Hump gets everyone’s attention by requesting they end the task they are performing at that time. Mr. Hump then proceeds to take one’s perception of what’s popular and make it no longer appealing. He then goes on to say that despite his comical appearance he is very wealthy, and the planet earth should prepare for his arrival. Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions. This is of course irrelevant due to his music being produced by his group Digital Underground. He then warns everyone that he will consume all of their cognac that they own. Mr. Hump now decides to introduce himself in a sort of condescending way by removing the initial letter of his first name and then repeating it to the listener. Mr. Hump tells all of the female listeners he would like to perform intercourse with them and issues a request to the current top ten popular rap artists to allow him to be above all of them on the music charts. The listeners should note Mr. Hump seems to be walking on stilts. He then compares the listeners to a popular nursery rhyme where an egg falls from a wall. Pursuing this metaphor, Mr. Hump claims his loud music will cause his listeners to share the same fate with said egg. Mr. Hump then energetically describes some of his favorite things which include: using words that sound alike, his music to have a strange odor emitting from it, and his breakfast oats not to be mixed well. Mr. Hump claims that he is an ill gang member who does very well with members of the opposite sex. Despite all of that, once in a while his absurd behavior causes him to consume all of the listener’s saltines and twizzlers for an undisclosed reason. Mr. Hump then gets the attention of his overweight female listeners by using some offensive phrases. Mr. Hump then points out the fact that even though he is significantly smaller than his overweight listeners he has never had a problem having sexual intercourse with women of their stature. Mr. Hump admits he is a sexual deviant who prefers females with an extremely large posterior, and that he once had intercourse in the restroom of a Burger King. Mr. Hump shares with his listeners that he suffers from some type of mental disorder but will somehow make up for that by leaving his listeners in awe. Despite the fact Mr. Hump is by most standards not a very attractive man he still manages to find himself in situations where women allow him to rummage around in their trousers. Mr. Hump finally reveals to the listeners that he has a dance named after him known as the humpty dance. The audience is now encouraged to perform this dance and observe Mr. Hump perform the dance as well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dance
― hipsters gonna hip (seandalai), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
What's hilarious about it? Best bass line ever and so many quotables
― Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Haha. Bert and Ernie/Ante Up is the best!
― Parenthetical Grillz, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861
― some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
― Number None, Friday, June 10, 2011 2:08 PM (47 seconds ago)
it's hilarious because it's hilarious duh
Humpty was my #2.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i just totally lost my shit at the Bert and Erine vid.
― magic punani (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
That didn't seem to be what you were saying some dude but whatevs
― Number None, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean obviously most great rap songs have some element of humor but nobody else in the top ten is wearing groucho glasses and tickling fat girls
― some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
if Mind Playing Tricks on Me gets top billing I will be so srsly psyched
― buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
it's a novelty/comedy song but it's THE universally respected one (xpost)
― some dude, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Used to play HD every morning before I had to open up the shop I worked in until someone in the shop next door came in all irate and told me to "Stop it with that fucking didgeridoo shit!"
― pandemic, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
wow never seen this before, should've been the official youtube link imho, so many lolz
― minor domestic strife coping with death dinosaur harrassment (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Mr. Hump invites a group to give their undivided attention as he explains that he has recently moved to the area and he does not make wise decisions.
if i knew that existed i most prob would have put it in the youtube link and wondered if anyone noticed
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link