Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

i'm tryna do what i love
i love what i do
this music is somethin mo different
than the weed & the brew

Let me know if it's a problem then
aight man holla then

I’m as vicious as the realest you know
Only difference is persistence
I’m considered pro

matt do you actually like that kanye couplet?

cause i think it's pretty awesome how he pauses as if he waited for a response.

yeah i do actually but i was kinda just doing to cuz everyone was so riled up on that kanye thread.

but i do like the pause...but i'm wondering if it's mostly because that the best moment in the weird version of the video with that comedian and bonnie prince billy...that guy does a great job of lip synching...

and my tendencies
is t'wait 6 days for the new year and come down yr chimeny

no homo

i remember the time, i wish i could bring it back / what she mean to me is what i mean to rap -lil wayne

And when I was 5, my favorite movie was the gremlins,
Aint got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention.

Lil Wayne again.

ban nude spock

¿Que importa si te gusta Green Day?
¿Que importa si te gusta Coldplay?

The Kanye pause is actually pretty clever (I say this through clenched teeth cos not a fan). On a different thread, others saw it as same-word rhyming, but the pause makes it...

Biochemically compacted sexual affection / now here, take a look at my selection

beats to the rhyme is the name of this jam
D that's me and that's who I am

surgeon general's warning:
i'm surgically injuring informants to resemble invalid deformed kids

Jail bars ain't golden gates
Those who fake, they break when they meet their four-hundred pound mate

together forever
stickin' up for one another
stayin' thicker than thick than peanut butter

- brother marquis

two couplets in sequence:

One thing for certain and two things for sure
Being broke is a disease, hustling is the cure
First you use your head and then you use your hands
Do it in reverse and you ain't even got a chance.

where were you on the night of april twenty-first?
home.

Doctors call the thing vagina, in the hood we call it trim
White boys call it snatch, Puerto Ricans call it chocha

adidas is the shit

when i drill i dont spill even if shes on the pill / keep my weapon covered concealed and in a shield / cuz i dont need that, aye eye dee ess, a d and d messin up my adidas

there's hell to pay, but the devil don't take checks
i try to send a message to god, his phone don't take text

Female fantasies frolic freely in my cock-pit
Every thirty-sumn seconds I can't stop it

Tu papa esta mas cuadrao que un cuderno
Y no comprenden mi lenguaje moderno

exterminating crews with my manuscript
and the best thing you wrote was a bunch of bullSHIT

Gaza strip 4 me, baby

WE RUN THIS SHIA

mod plz delete prior post the world's not ready!!!!

TOO FUTURISTIC

My man Al B. Sure! is in effect mode
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue

-- The Reverend, Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:57 PM (Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:57 PM) Bookmark Link

Beat myself to it.

Okay, in that case how about...

Bendin' over naked as she's leanin' on your dresser
BOOYAH! She looks just like Vanessa...

Shit, you better hurry, before I have to bury
My attitude is bitchy, cause my period is heavy

crown on my head, took it to the a-town
you ain't gettin money or fame, bitch stay down

VISIT CHR WEIGH
N GIV YA MAMA DED FLOWERZ

watchim die slo / denniz eyez row / in the back uviz hed, now his body coe / a cuppl grand / a cuppl shots / a cuppl dripdrops / now y' leakin won't stop

I got a bitch that suck my dick 'til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that shit back up
Ain't that a slut, she even take it in the butt
Fuck for about an hour, now she want a golden shower

Shots was whizzing, hitting Clorox bottles
Customers screaming, then the faggot ran out of hollows
I had to show him what it's all about
Next thing you read in the paper "A man who came to kill, gets knocked out"

i'm leave a fashion muscle
fire red

HIGH TIME WE MADE A STAND/SHOOK UP THA VIEWS OF THE COMMON MAN/ON A LOVETRAIN RIDES FROM COAST TO COAST/DJ'S THE MAN WE LOVE THA MOST

I'm in the Lambo
Lookin' like Rambo

i just be sittin in the beamer listenin to opera
gun is my bodyguard call it kevin costner

when you see me load the clip in the gun / you better kill that crip walk and start doin a crip run

Smack my ass, grab my neck
Got him cummin' everywhere
I'm a freak so I don't care
Just don't get none in my hair

Niggas gonna try to murk 50, how?
We ride around with guns the size of Lil Bow Wow

If you see me up in the mountains, wrestlin' with a lion
I ain't lyin' my nigga, don't help me, help the mountain lion!

I used to work at Mickey D's
To my old buster ass manager, "lickey deez"

(Boots, The Coup)...

"So literary with it, you can tell how I write
The boy's such an author, I should smoke a pipe"

"You shoulda put a sock on the pickle
Then your pussy wouldn't be blowing out smoke signals"

Old cribs I sold, y'all drive by like monuments
Google Earth Nas, I got flats in other continents