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have we discussed the croatian female empowerment angle
― r|t|c, Friday, 3 June 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
i just tried listening to "dick in" w/o the video and i found it hard to pay attention as soon as Andy Samberg started mumbling
― love you like a frat kid loves Cake (Tape Store), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
the "knock on her boots" line in "3-Way" always makes me think of Andy K clowning on The Weeknd
― a http://bit.ly/kv895M (some dude), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
"Dick In" is definitely the best possible abbreviation of the title
― a http://bit.ly/kv895M (some dude), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
i like dick in a box but not as, like, a song
― lebroner (D-40), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link
more as like a literal dick in a box
― lebroner (D-40), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
*zings self first*
98 degrees would have titled it "Dick (in a Box)"
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
ha, his "can't believe it" verse is kinda sweet
― b.o.s.e. (banned ones still envy) (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
rev are you voting 'shades' specifically cos of jt's input or just cos u like the song most in general
bugs the absolute living shit out of me when ppl do the latter
― r|t|c, Thursday, June 2, 2011 5:54 PM Bookmark
Latter. Didn't give it much thought. Would have voted for "Dick" if voting by the former criterion.
― Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
JT's verse on "Shades" is kinda post "Dick In" anyway.
― Tim F, Friday, 3 June 2011 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
crazy that it's been 5 years since FS/LS
― b.o.s.e. (banned ones still envy) (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
it's closer to "Coit Us"
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
this list is a really good argument that JT should NOT get back in the studio, ugh there is some total shit here, of which the most egregious might be the actually worthless "give it to me" with its weak zings and insufferable, unwarranted smugness, and i can't believe anyone reps for it! (nb "the way i are" on the other hand is one of the finest songs of the 00s.)
smh at voting for comedy too, "dick in a box" is like...the opposite of laughter. also at no point did we get to see JT's cock so further demerits for that.
god the resolutely generic-if-enjoyable "love sex magic" is actually in with a shot here.
1. shades2. cold case love3. ayo technology4. love sex magic5. rehab
^^the only 5 i have the slightest inclination to vote for, only the first three are unreservedly great. "shades" pips "cold case love" because it's the first time in the past 5 years that i've felt JT himself is a somewhat interesting presence on a song.
― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Friday, 3 June 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link
oh i guess i actually like "dead & gone" too but getting to meet JT in the californian desert where they shot the video has a lot to do with that
― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Friday, 3 June 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Motherlover is the powerhouse one, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Friday, 3 June 2011 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ all the Esmee Denters here
he's prob had a great time fucking her the past couple years tbh
voted "cold case love"
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 June 2011 06:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I've sort of lost interest in him. The last time I probably actually enjoyed him was on the original Shock Value tracks, he became an all out boring parody of himself after all of those unfunny SNL skits. If this were 2007 I'd still be crazy about his material but not now.
― Uses Ragefaces To Reflect Her Dissatisfaction (MintIce), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link
gonna vote for "Miles Away" since no one else will, definitely the best song on that Madonna album...
― The Brainwasher, Friday, 3 June 2011 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link
also this remix of it is dope:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YicxVJlA6g
― The Brainwasher, Friday, 3 June 2011 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link
"give it to me" is kind of a dumb song with a really great beat.
this is pre-futuresex but a jam (although not as much of a jam as the eric benet song with the same name): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eIjf6kDrJk
― adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, if you're voting "Dick in a Box," you're presumably voting for the video, and if you're voting for a video, you might as well include his performances in ALPHA DOG and THE SOCIAL NETWORK
Or "We're the dancers."
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome
― Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Dece top three. wtf at the "Miles Away" love.
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
ughhh you people and your comedy
― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
the most worthless, lazy generic crap on this list is preferable to anything the lonely island have touched
― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
just tell me which way you like that
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link
the only thing funnier than "Dick In A Box" right now is lex's hatred of comedy
― Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
haha otm
― Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Thursday, 9 June 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link
in what was was JT invloved with keri's "slow dance"? that song is the shit!
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Thursday, 9 June 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
most of these songs suck. never heard esmee denters
1. cold case love2. slow dance
^^these are killer
3. love sex magic
^^this is pretty good
4-xx. the rest
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link
he co-wrote "Slow Dance" and yeah it is awesome
― 51 Cent (some dude), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
that first keri album had a few sleeper deep cuts, but "slow dance" is definitely the cut - i remember loving "make love" and "alienated" too
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link
"intuition"!!
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
When did "Until Yesterday," that Timberlake co-write/co-produce track for JC Chasez, come out?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
you're the only person who knows it exists, you tell me
― 51 Cent (some dude), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I remember it: 2007, I think. We reviewed it in the old Jukebox.
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
there's a live youtube of it from a week before FS/LS was released, so i won't lose sleep over its omission
― 51 Cent (some dude), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cNRd7lUBrk
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
people really need to look at this list again before they get too hyped about JT maybe making another album
― some dude, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think he's going to make another album until he's completely washed out at his attempts at movie stardom and at that point no is going to be left to care.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
lex's first post itt is classic
― reductio ad burzum (flopson), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link