Rank Anything You Feel Like Ranking

1. "Surf's Up"
2. "Til I Die"
3. "Long Promised Road"
4. "Feel Flows"
5. "Disney Girls (1957)"
6. "Lookin' at Tomorrow (A Welfare Song)"
7. "Don't Go Near the Water"
8. "Take a Load Off Your Feet"
9. "A Day in the Life of a Tree"
10. "Student Demonstration Time"

The only two Deep Purple songs I like, in order:

1. "Hush"
2. "Smoke on the Water"

1. "Like a Rolling Stone"
2. "Desolation Row"
3. "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"
4. "Highway 61 Revisited"
5. "Tombstone Blues"
6. "From a Buick 6"
7. "It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry"
8. "Ballad of a Thin Man"
9. "Queen Jane Approximately"

1. "SOS"
2. "Shut Up and Drive"
3. "Umbrella"
4. "Pon De Replay"
5. "If It's Lovin' That You Want"
6. "Break It Off"
7. "We Ride"
8. "Unfaithful"

1. Buck Dharma
2. Al Bouchard
3. Joe Bouchard
4. Allen Lanier
5. Eric Bloom

1. "Surfing In Babylon"--Pajama Party
2. "Gates of Babylon"--Rainbow
3. "Babylon"--Faster Pussycat
4. "Bye Bye Babylon"--White Heart
5. "Babylon"--New York Dolls
6. "Babylon Is Fallen Down"--Cleve Chaffin & the McClung Brothers
7. "Babylon System"--Bob Marley
8. "By the Rivers of Babylon"--Boney M
9. "Babylon"--David Gray
10. "Babylon"--Jo Jo Gunne

1. U-Roy
2. I-Roy
3. The V-Roys
4. The Royals
5. Roy Wood
6. Roy Head
7. Roy Rogers
8. Royal Trux
9. Billy Joe Royal
10. Royal Crescent Mob

What What What?! No Roy Harper?

LEAD MEN

1. Mick Jagger
2. Bobby Plant
3. Iggy
4. David Lee Roth
5. Bruce Dickinson
6. Johnny Rotten
7. Kurt Cobain
8. Buster Poindexter Guy
9. David Yow
10. Perry Farrell

1. Auld Lang Syne
2. Happy Birthday
3. For He's a Jolly Good Fellow

1. In da Club
2. Hey Ya!
3. Get Busy
4. Crazy in Love
5. Lose Yourself
6. Baby Boy
7. Stand Up
8. 21 Questions
9. Shake Ya Tailfeather
10. All I Have
11. Bump, Bump, Bump
12. This Is the Night

Patti Smith pathetic-isms:

1. Penny Arcade: "Then I started to black out, so I left. I was going down in the elevator with Patti. I was losing it, and Patti kept saying to me, 'Do I look like Keith Richards?', 'How does my hair look? Does it look like Keith Richards' ?'"

2. Terry Ork: "Patti would always kiss someone and then look at you to make sure you'd noticed, almost as if she were acting out a sort of nineteen-twenties Paris kind of bohemian. She was very self-conscious about living as if she were onstage and about being a starfucker."

3. Gerard Malanga: "I was a little pissed off at Patti because when the book came out she thanked Anita Pallenberg, who she didn't even know, Bobby Neuwith and somebody else."

"I went out of my way to twist a few arms and get her work known and then she just turns around and thanks Bobby Neuwith....What did she get out of Bobby Neuwith? Maybe she got to meet Dylan. I thought it was a bit of brownnosing."

4. Danny Fields: "She and Robert used to come to Max's [Kansas City] every night, stand in the doorway and stare at all the chic people and wish they would be invited to sit down or to hang out with them."

5. Ed Friedman: "One time she told me, "Allen Ginsberg thought I was a cute boy and treid to pick me up, so I said 'LOOK AT THE TITS ALLEN! NOTICE THE TITS' "

1. Vagina
2. Mouth
3. Anus

hey, this is ILM - not ILE

1. "taxi driver" score
2. "suspiria" score
3. "dirty harry" score
4. "star wars" [i fuckin' will never refer to it as episode IV] score
5. "jaws" score
6. "profondo rosso" score
7. "twisted nerve" score
8. "the omen" score
9. "rocky" score
10. "a clockwork orange" score

"lips in the hills"
"divine wind"
"deadline
"monsters
"unknown tongue"
"black blade"
"fallen angel
"the marshall plan"
"hungry boys"

"rapid transit"
"shots
"southern pacific"
"get back on it"
"surfer joe and moe the sleaze"
"motor city"
"t-bone"
"opera star"

"at the end of the scene"
1. "one chord to another"
1 1/2 "at the end of the scene"
2. "navy blues"
3. "never hear the end of it"
4. "twice removed"
5. "peppermint"
6. "between the bridges"
7. "pretty together
8. "action pact"
9. "smeared"
10. the bonus tracks on "a-side wins"
11. "4 nights at the palais royale" and all of the other b-sides other than 1 1/2

er, amend that to: "all of the other b-sides that aren't listed at 1 1/2".

1. not falling for the theism swindle.
3. falling for the theism swindle.
2. trying to bear those who fall for the theism swindle.

revised
1. "taxi driver" score
2. "suspiria" score
3. "halloween" score
4. "dirty harry" score
5. "star wars" [i fuckin' will never refer to it as episode IV] score
6. "jaws" score
7. "profondo rosso" score
8. "twisted nerve" score
9. "the omen" score
10. "rocky" score

1. "good weird feeling"
2. "bedbugs"
3. "nest"
4. "neopolitan"

My personal preferences for the fruit names sung by Brix Smith in the Fall's Dktr. Faustus

1. cherries
2. strawberries
3. bananas
4. apples
5. plums

1. Mote
2. Disappearer
3. Mildred Pearce
4. Titanium Expose
5. Tunic
6. Dirty Boots
7. Cinderella's Big Score
8. My Friend Goo
9. Scooter + Jinx
10. Mary-Christ
11. Kool Thing

1. Travis
2. Keane
3. Coldplay

1. †
2. Idealism
3. Attack Decay Sustain Release

1. Attack Decay Sustain Release
2. †
3. Idealism

1. Big Pimpin' (ft. UGK)
2. So Ghetto
3. Things That U Do (ft. Mariah Carey)
4. Snoopy Track (ft. Juvenile)
5. There's Been A Murder
6. Hova Song (Outro + "Jigga My Nigga" +"Girl's Best Friend")
7. It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)
8. Watch Me (ft. Dr. Dre)
9. Come and Get Me
10. Dope Man
11. Pop 4 Roc (ft. Amil, Beanie Sigel & Memphis Bleek)
12. NYMP
13. Do It Again (Put Your Hands Up) (ft. Beanie Sigel & Amil)
14. S. Carter (ft. Amil)
15. Hova Song (Intro)

1. IV coke
2. IV china white
3. IV dilaudid
4. crack
5. IV black tar
6. oral oxycodone
7T. oral hydrocodone, hydromorphone
8. diazepam
9T. lorazepam, alprazolam, clonazepam
10. morphine sulphate
11. propoxyphene
12. ETOH
13. weed

1. Tropicalia: A Brazilian Revolution in Sound
2. Prince, Sign 'O' the times
3. Prince & the Revolution, Purple Rain
4. John Legend, Once Again
5. N.W.A, Straight Outta Compton
6. Prince & the Revolution, 1999
7. A Tribe Called Quest, Midnight Marauders
8. UGK, Ridin' Dirty
9. Digitalism, Idealism
10. Simian Mobile Disco, Attack Sustain Decay Release

(last ten albums I've listened to...the first four are rather arbitrary, as they're all perfect...actually #s 5-8 are a bit arbitrary, too, all relatively equal)

1. shoot the singer
2. frontwards
3. texas never whispers
4. lions

alprazolam ahead of morphine sulfate? really?

-1,000,000,000. Attack Decay Sustain Release
-1,000,000,000. †
-1,000,000,000. Idealism

WFMU shows/hosts:

1. Scott Williams
2. Station Mgr. Ken
3. Strength Thru Failure
4. Acapulco Dance Party
5. Clay Pigeon
6. John Allen
7. Tony Coulter
8. Trouble
9. Mudd Up
10. Liz Berg

Great clubs in Newport, RI:

LOL indicting patti smith as a starfucker w/quotes from gerard malanga, danny fields and "penny arcade"

ahem

1. "Blood and Fire"
2. "Prince of Darkness"
3. "Kid Fears"
4. "Closer to Fine"
5. "Tried to Be True"
6. "Land of Canaan"
7. "History of Us"
8. "Secure Yourself"
9. "Love's Recovery"
10. "Center Stage"

Charlie Howard-

You're totally wrong about Trapped Under Ice.

Bill

1.P-Funk
2.Sly & the Family Stone
3.Ohio Players
4.Isley Brothers
5.Earth, Wind & Fire
6.War
7.Kool & The Gang
8.Mandrill
9.Commodores
10.Graham Central Station

1.Sly & the Family Stone
2.Big Brother & the Holding Company
3.Blue Cheer
4.Jefferson Airplane
5.Moby Grape
6.Country Joe & the Fish
7.The Grateful Dead
8.Quicksilver Messenger Service
9.Mad River

I'd put the Dead 2, Blue Cheer 3, but other than that it's fine

"From the Curve"
"Untied"
"Precision Auto"
"Flawless"
"New Low"
"The Only Piece That You Get"
"I Guess I Remembered It Wrong"
"Package Thief"
"The Question is How Fast"
"Mower"
"Swallow That"
"For Tension"
"Trash Heap"

1. Electrocution (onstage)
2. Murder/Manslaughter
3. Suicide
4. Airplane/Helicopter crash
5. Overdose/Poisoning
6. General accidental
6. Automobile accident
7. Disease
8. Natural causes
9. General unhealthy lifestyle

1.Dr. Strangelove
2.2001: A Space Odyssey
3.Lolita
4.A Clockwork Orange
5.Paths of Glory
6.Full Metal Jacket
7.Spartacus
8.The Shining

hmmm, my own Kubrick list would go

1. 2001
2. Dr. Strangelove
3. Paths of Glory
4. The Shining
5. A Clockwork Orange
6. Barry Lyondon
7. Lolita
8. Killer's Kiss
9. The Killing
10. Full Metal Jacket
11. Eyes Wide Shut
12. Spartacus

1. We Got it 4 Cheap Vol 2
2. Lord Willin
3. Hell Hath No Fury
4. We Got it 4 Cheap 3
5. We Got it 4 Cheap 1

(never heard exclusive audio footage)

1. Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
2. Return to the 36 Chambers
3. Liquid Swords
4. Ironman
5. Tical

We should do this on ILE to make the opening up of scope more legitimate, though perhaps I'm an old stick-in-the-mud for worrying about such a thing.

1. Tom Tom Club, "Genius of Love"
2. Prince, "Controversy"
3. Grandmaster Flash, "The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel"
4. Soft Cell, "Tainted Love"
5. Funky Four Plus One, "That's the Joint"
6. Peter Shelley, "Homosapien"
7. Yoko Ono, "Walking on Thin Ice"
8. The Rolling Stones, "Start Me Up"
9. Laurie Anderson, "O Superman"
10. Kim Carnes, "Bette Davis Eyes"

1. We Got it 4 Cheap Vol 2
2. Lord Willin
3. Hell Hath No Fury
4. We Got it 4 Cheap 3
5. We Got it 4 Cheap 1

(never heard exclusive audio footage)

-- Preview of the Matrix 12, Friday, April 11, 2008 4:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

this is otm. would slot exclusive audio in between hell hath and wgi4c3