Forks' thread for inexplicable/fascinating/awesome/jokey YouTube music/theater/comedy/brilliance that I will undoubtedly vote for in Pazz and Jop or that I just think are excellent in general

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Oh jeez. No nudity, just a lot of booty bouncing. Certainly nothing worth censoring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PamyInKGPnU

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

"She's buying Summer's Eve"

This is my kind of music. I like how the girls sometimes seem to move by butt-propulsion, and how the edit-stuttering is to the beat of the butt bounces.

― bamcquern, Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:42 (fifteen years ago)

my gf was impressed
"they have a special gift"
i could see this being the summer hit we've all been waiting for. i will approve.

― “run around like a maniac, hilariously insult the audience” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 May 2011 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

I just realized that the colored squares portions of "let's dance" look like these really cheap default business card designs.

― bamcquern, Sunday, 22 May 2011 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

Speed darlington has just endorsed me on linkedin
Proud moment

― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 May 2011 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

i had "water water world. we're goin' to water water world" stuck in my head all day.

― sarahel, Sunday, 22 May 2011 05:47 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-tNUur2YoU

― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSNHGKwnFIw
"download it, buy it, whatever"

― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 May 2011 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

How did speed darlington's documentary about your office turn out? I really like that goldfish song, but when it started, for some reason I could only hear unhip dudes in ska fedoras making 90s summer funtime music begging for a video by McG. Then it all turned into house.

― bamcquern, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, the goldfish thing is hella corny. i still like it in spite of myself.
speed's documentary about my office - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKma9fRMJQ

― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

Speed Darlington recommended me on LinkedIn

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

^really can't stress this enough

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfMjJ2oMXI8&feature=player_embedded#at=904

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

That's right, come see me, Speed Darlington, do perform my hits such as LET'S DANCE http://vimeo.com/16810271 , HUSTLE HARD and many more hits:
http://www.jango.com/music/SPEED+DARLINGTON face to face Starting the 4th of this month and every Friday and Saturday night all this June 2011.

"LET'S DANCE and HUSTLE HARD"
Are available on ITUNES and CDBABY,
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/SPEEDDARLINGTON2
Please support the movement if you like my music and THANK YOU!!!!

It's going up!!!

Tomorrow at 8:30pm - June 30 at 11:30pm
June 4th
June 10th
June 11th
June 17th
June 18th
June 24th
June 25th
June 30th

There will be a $10 cover @ the door.
There will be 2 4 1 drinks till 8pm.
These show are 21+ with ID.
@ UC Lounge
87 Ludlow street
New York, NY

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

via gr80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Lr2r4N1XM

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 June 2011 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeyCwPCjars

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 June 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

Okay so Speed went next level NSFW here:

After 2 months of shooting and editing, my latest production is finally done!
I started on 4-24-11 and now it's 6-27-11. I do it because I LOVE to entertain you. And I hope you enjoy this tasteful sexually explicit video. And please leave a comment on vimeo.com, GOOD or BAD. THANKS!
http://vimeo.com/25627910
--Speed Darlington

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 June 2011 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

that MUTWAWA stuff just sort of sounds like Africans With Mainframes but not as rhythmically complex.

― bitch u ain't british (the table is the table), Monday, 27 June 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yyyyyyeah, it doesnt exactly hold up to repeat listening.

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

WTF why did he remove "Let's Dance"

― billstevejim, Friday, 1 July 2011 08:11 (fourteen years ago)

It's out there: http://www.youtube.com/user/NAIJARECORD

― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 July 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

but he DID remove the party song where he's sucking on hooker nipples!
He sent that to all my arts education co-workers! They were incensed!

― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 July 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

The song and video didn't measure up to let's dance, but they were ok. I'd be happy to hear it on the dancefloor.

What did your coworkers say? You people looked very busy and important in speed's documentary. You looked like you don't have time for titties and dance music.

― bamcquern, Saturday, 2 July 2011 07:51 (fourteen years ago)

well we're busy, that's for sure but I try to always make time in my schedule for titties and dance music.
The working mom who's trying to revamp her department while dealing with a sinus infection, maybe somewhat less so. She's cool but doesn't need Speed's particular brand of wackadoodledoo in her life.

― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Singing Animal Lover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCEO1Suwq3w

― Colin Allstations (PaulTMA), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

I thank you for DOWNLOADING MY PARTY on Itunes http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/my-party/id444993755?i=444993785,
cdbaby http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/speeddarlington23 and other sites where available for only $0.99.
Without your support there will be no me. And if you have not DOWNLOAD My Party the ultimate party anthem of all times, do so now and let the good times begin. DOWNLOAD My Party available on Itunes, cdbaby and support independent artist like me. I THANK YOU, even if you download it illegally just make sure you play it LOUD!!!!!!!

-- Speed Darlington

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

i like the singing animal lover

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhhhhh look at the moose

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

love dizozza
http://soundcloud.com/dizozza/

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OxezF0qJaU

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

i'm boner bill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB5J-EUZxEw

― Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 06:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7ROdqUf4BU
^via pappawheelie

― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

These guys make good videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAdX_nwXlrY

― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqfX7BTGwx0
wow

― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

18 million views but idunno if we ever talked about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

not bad.

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

it's odd how many of those songs i flat out hate.

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

the joke is that they consider themselves a comedy act

― billstevejim, Thursday, 1 September 2011 08:02 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRkE42T4Vr8

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

I strongly recommend fullscreen for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTC8si355o&feature=player_embedded

― Colin Allstations (PaulTMA), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGJ0M0LGZPY

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

this one too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOcGP4kzOHE
1 million+ views!

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

okay, kirby gourmet race remixes are a phenomenon i was unaware of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

what up forks

― bamcquern, Thursday, 8 September 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

they're a ytmnd thing, forks.

― polyphonic, Thursday, 8 September 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

Outside of my radar

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHV04eSGzAA

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3128/suggestions.jpg

― bamcquern, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

Not all "annoying" women are equal

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think she's annoying.

― bamcquern, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

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