^ hooks! beats! words!
― contenderizer, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
eh, that sounded snarky/critical. didn't mean it that way. i just love boney m!
― contenderizer, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
boney ver
― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
A+
― adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
Lyrics read like Finnegan's Wake refrigerator magnet poetry
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
wife's thoughts on this dude -
"i thought "bon iver" was his name and he was some french/italian foreign guy and he was all *in* with the hip-hop crowd and doing experimental music, but he's just some lame folky indie guy with three groups [bon iver, volcano choir, gayngs]... sounds like elevator music, boring.... reminds me of the colors gray, white and tan... and other neutrals."
*makes THUMBS DOWN symbol in the air w/ hand*
"oh also, gayngs sounds like a group based around wham! "careless whisper".... so lame."
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 26 May 2011 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
I've listened to this twice since last week. Lady Gaga has been occupying all my time.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 May 2011 04:10 (fifteen years ago)
A group based around wham! "careless whisper" !!!!
― JacobSanders, Thursday, 26 May 2011 07:13 (fifteen years ago)
beth/rest is great. I'm getting some kind of 90's emo vibes from some tracks (especially the first) in an owls/ghosts and vodka way.
― owenf, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
I have trained myself to not change "Calgary" on the iPod.
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
damn, "calgary" is the shit
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
i keep seeing snippets of lyrics and it makes me never want to listen to this, because this man seems like he is the single worst lyricist ever
― thomp, Thursday, 16 June 2011 09:18 (fourteen years ago)
9.5 on P4K
― groovypanda, Monday, 20 June 2011 08:54 (fourteen years ago)
let's be honest...it could've been an album of morse code, and as long as it had the Bon Iver name on it that score was inevitable.
I still like this album btw. Don't listen to it often, but it's certainly good when I do.
― Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Monday, 20 June 2011 09:03 (fourteen years ago)
Johnny OTM, he's one of PF's prime darlings.
Still, I fucking love this album, and think it totally warrants all the praise it gets.
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 June 2011 09:28 (fourteen years ago)
vocals too. if it were someone else singing different words i'd be keen to buy into it, but ugh! that voice. ew! those lyrics.
― i love the smell of facepalm in the morning (ledge), Monday, 20 June 2011 09:44 (fourteen years ago)
Is there really a song on this that sounds like Africa? I might be tempted to actually listen then.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 June 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)
Nah, Toto yes, but not Africa. It's the last song, 'Beth/Rest'.
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 June 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)
im w/ ledge, the vocals really put me off
― just sayin, Monday, 20 June 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)
trim your facial hair son, makes you look like a rapist
― Not quite as sociopathic as Dom Passantino (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 June 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)
Vocals seem a bit more natural than say, Woods, but what I really fall for is his compositions. Never much of a listener to lyrics either.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Monday, 20 June 2011 13:12 (fourteen years ago)
9.5????
― markers, Monday, 20 June 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
haven't heard the record but that's super high
this album is great! no clue what "9.5" means in the world of pitchfork people but i would recommend this album
― ☂ (max), Monday, 20 June 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)
in the world of pitchfork people 9.5 is terrible
― just sayin, Monday, 20 June 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)
I've said it before, I'll say it again, but the politics of small differences that surrounds the decimal points system used by PF is the single thing I hate most about internet music stuff. As if grades and grading weren't reductive and desultory enough without giving reams of asshole hipster pricks yet more fuel for their nasty little anal bullshit. I hate it. I fucking hate it. Even more than the everything-gets-three-stars-when-you-mark-out-of-five system. wtf does 9.5 MEAN? It means NOTHING. It's an expression of an opinion, but the decimal point makes it maths which makes it TRUE which makes it IMPORTANT. Fuck you, decimal point lovers, fuck you to death.
Argh.
Vent over.
― lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 20 June 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)
Marry me, Nick <3
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 June 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)
I listened to half of this last night and it sounded pretty amazing
― J0rdan S., Monday, 20 June 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
I know next to nothing about Bon Iver, but this Onion headline made me lol:
Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone's Ever Heard
― Duke Manfist: Action Hero (Dan Peterson), Monday, 20 June 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)
This is like a soggy-potato-chip-mouthed chillwave Grizzly Bear....DO NOT LIKE.
― Davek (davek_00), Monday, 20 June 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
Seriously, completely agree with you about the decimal point shenanigans, which is just challops.
It is a great, great album though.
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 June 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
Kind of an odd album for Pitchfork to feel they need to make a "statement" about
― Number None, Monday, 20 June 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)
can't concur
Well, I met you at the blood bankWe were looking at the bagsWondering if any of the colorsMatched any of the names we knew on the tagsYou said, "See, look here, that's yours!Stacked on top with your brother'sSee how they resemble one anotherEven in their plastic little covers"
from a strictly formal standpoint these are A+
― censored my own brad whitford joke (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 20 June 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
wonder why pitchfork docked it half a point
― da croupier, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
lack of creativity on the album title
― censored my own brad whitford joke (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
No Kanye guest spot
― Number None, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
only thing worse than p4k decimal system is letting the p4k decimal system get to you
― jag goo (k3vin k.), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
the decimal points DO matter though bc p4k knows they matter. ever since funeral, the score has held such an immense weight and they're so aware of it. they use grand scores as musical-political statements that don't really reflect the album at all (MBDTF MBDTF MBDTF MBDTF MBDTF MBDTF)
any album that score above like, a 9.2 is going to be met with groaning and eyerolls because pitchfork has set their system up so that NO new album could possibly be that good
but that album will proceed to become very, very popular
― cause i'm close to the edge of glory i'm trying not to lose my hair (zachlyon), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
also high unemployment & anti-vaccine people
to sum up, list of things that are worse than p4k decimal system, ranked:1. letting p4k decimal system get to you2. high unemployment3. anti-vaccine people
2 & 3 could be flipped idk
― censored my own brad whitford joke (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
god help us if there's a war
― goole, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
4. war
― censored my own brad whitford joke (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
list is closed now though I'm pretty sure that's it
no wait I take it back, brief reopening for final point on list5. emerson, lake & palmer
i see you've come around somewhat to the "i miss you" video
― jag goo (k3vin k.), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
5. emerson, lake & palmer
now THAT was a strictly formal A+
― da croupier, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
what did everyone think of his bonnie raitt cover/rework? shit was pretty moving imo
― goole, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
gotta admit i'm curious to hear this thing
I thought it was truly great - I mean, that song is a monument, start with that you'll have to work to go wrong, but he killed i
― censored my own brad whitford joke (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
t
i must admit i hadn't heard the orig in so long, i couldn't work out how he had changed it!
i need to a/b them a little more, there's some shit that's not even in the raitt version? like i don't know what he's pulling from at all
― goole, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)
new live album is wonderful, maybe the best thing he's done
― ufo, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 13:02 (one month ago)