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Reptar

http://img2.ymlp127.net/GuerrillaGroup_1_101021mimicrawford157Edit_1.jpg

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/50972781/Bloodhound+Gang+Bloodhound_Gang.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

oh dear

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 June 2011 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think anyone would expect Bloodhound Gang to have a fortunate band photo.

Tuomas, Friday, 3 June 2011 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thewire.co.uk/images/artists/battles/Battles-cover-web.jpg

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Friday, 3 June 2011 09:49 (fifteen years ago)

is slightly reminiscent of this disaster, probably the worst ever Wire cover shot:

http://www.thewire.co.uk/images/artists/clouddead/COVER241.jpg

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Friday, 3 June 2011 09:51 (fifteen years ago)

WTF, that Battles shot is great. Just a shame the band is rubbish.

emil.y, Friday, 3 June 2011 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

i like the clouddead shot. yoni(?)'s slightly aggrived facial expression makes it

thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

that said, the wire's fawning coverage of clouddead put me off actually listening to them for about eight years

thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

xxp They should be dipped in raw sewage instead.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

(or maybe not xxp)

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

are there actual bloodhound gang fans out there? good god.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

bloodhound gang fans in "looking exactly like the band" shockah

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

tweeny emo-ish band Romance On A Rocketship (R.O.A.R!) http://i.imgur.com/NwRKw.jpg

ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

full band http://i.imgur.com/7xRi3.jpg

ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

good god, just saw that Reptar one

CharlieS, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit could I possible hate ANYTHING more

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.imposemagazine.com/__data/eternal-tapestry.2.jpg

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

are those fucking ROAR fucks fucking serious.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

someone call child protective services...

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

Worst Captain Beefheart/Magic Band tribute act ever...

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/34owzsg.jpg

errant flynn, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

:(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

yah there name is Eternal Tapestry, what a shit sounding name. Listened to their album, good god.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

are we sure they are an actual band, and not just...weird camping buddies?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Cranky Frank Blandino
http://s7.directupload.net/images/110831/k7bw5vlx.jpg

meisenfek, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:45 (fourteen years ago)

ed grimley's wacky cousin!

thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/59503489/Team+me+189451.jpg

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Monday, 10 October 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://theobelisk.net/obelisk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/melvins.jpg

Saw this promo pic of a band called The Melvins in a local music mag. The saddest thing is that they seem to be old geezers, not young 'uns you might expect to look a bit goofy.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

Have you not heard of The Melvins or are you making a joke? They're a pretty big deal in alt-rock.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

That comment aside, it's still a photo worthy of inclusion in this thread.

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

feel like the poncho is a lame attempt to upstage Buzzo's hair

if you're in The Melvins already then just give up dude, you're not going to upstage that hair

the tune is space, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

sigh...the Giving Tree Band
http://2720cherokee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/GTB_porch.jpg

Trip Maker, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

I like the dude who plays the book

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

god they are ALL barefoot

Trip Maker, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

Have you not heard of The Melvins or are you making a joke? They're a pretty big deal in alt-rock.

Have you not heard of Tuomas or are you making a joke? He's a pretty big deal in not knowing who anyone is.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

Bands in suspenders that aren't skinheads automatically make my 'will not listen' list forever

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

what about bands in suspenders that *are* skinheads?! seems an odd line to draw.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, wtf.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

"You know who can REALLY pull of suspenders? Racists. No one can make a set of suspenders look great like a really racist bald dude."

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

Or the cast of Godspell, take your pick.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

tomayto, tomahto

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

Anti-racist skinheads (and their bands) do exist...even when the politics are passable, Oi! isn't too great, but it's probably still better than the fucking Giving Tree Band.

bentelec, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

I am from the generation where there was a distinction between skinheads and baldies

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Also, anything anywhere ever is better than The Giving Tree Band. I don't think it would've even taken seeing a photo of them to know that after seeing that name.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

"You know who can REALLY pull of suspenders? Racists. No one can make a set of suspenders look great like a really racist bald dude."
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:30 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I'm almost sure this is an actual caption from a Vice Dos and Donts from a couple of years ago.

She Got the Shakes, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

xp Yeah, I was thinking about oi.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

Dos and Don'ts was the only section of Vice I liked! ^_^

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

Unless those guys are releasing wax cylinders only, there's no way in hell i'll buy into their shtick.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

Anti-racist skinheads (and their bands) do exist...even when the politics are passable, Oi! isn't too great, but it's probably still better than the fucking Giving Tree Band.

― bentelec, Friday, October 14, 2011 1:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I almost joined an anti-racist skinhead gang when I was in high-school. A friend of mine was really involved in a local set. I thought "I like ska, I like shaving my head, and I hate racism" (although I didn't have any black friends). My anti-racist skinhead friend now? Total fucking racist.

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)


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