just that my old man's taste is weird and unpredictable
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 May 2011 10:58 (fifteen years ago)
who is it in that ad anyway?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 12 May 2011 11:44 (fifteen years ago)
some Danish group with a silly name
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 May 2011 11:53 (fifteen years ago)
ha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 12 May 2011 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
that is a guy w/ excellent manual coordination
― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty9Smrs67s8
― buzza, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
I like her much better when she stops mugging. It's annoying in videos, but it just doesn't work at all on stage.
― hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
Why do I keep clicking on this thread? It's like picking a scab, or repeatedly sniffing the air after someone's farted, just to confirm to yourself how bad it is.
― B-Boy Bualadh Bos (ecuador_with_a_c), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
yeah she really does just not ever stop making stupid faces
― a http://bit.ly/kv895M (some dude), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.mousepotatoes.com/about/covers/its_a_condition.jpg
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 3 June 2011 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
00:49 ohgodohgodohgod
didn't make it any farther
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 03:23 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ ditto
Its even worse because her timing is nowhere near as "hilarious" as it must be in her head.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 June 2011 03:49 (fifteen years ago)
I am amused by the visceral hate these guys provoke. They're like the cilantro of music.
― polyphonic, Friday, 3 June 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
honestly they don't really bug me so much but it is really funny to watch people foam at the mouth over them
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
I don't like the fact that they make my head want to explode, but there it is
― I hate myself for lovin' HOOS (rip van wanko), Friday, 3 June 2011 04:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://i54.tinypic.com/jubst5.gif
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 3 June 2011 07:58 (fifteen years ago)
The guy is actually much more of a douchebag in my eyes.
― everything, Friday, 3 June 2011 08:43 (fifteen years ago)
I like that bit in the Angry Birds video where she punches him in the mouth.
― everything, Friday, 3 June 2011 08:56 (fifteen years ago)
who plays angry birds with the music on
that game has really awesome sound design /:
― thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:31 (fifteen years ago)
i'm curious about, like, why people would actually like this band, and what that says about music and stuff
― thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:35 (fifteen years ago)
is that video, above, just a half hour of them performing to no audience? how peculiar
― thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:38 (fifteen years ago)
In 2011, Pomplamoose began a weekly, interactive, half-hour webcast called “Hey, It's Pomplamoose: A Show about Pomplamoose and Other Things” that airs every Tuesday. After the March 29th show, the webcast has been put on hiatus until their East Coast tour is completed. They will be joined by Ryan Lerman and Carlos Cabrera as they open for fellow YouTube stars OK Go.
― thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
Angry Birds is actually terrible, and combined with that 'game essay' on Pitchfork about it (the worst thing I've ever read about video games), Pomplamoose's take on it is as easy to hate as anything ever was.
― abcfsk, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
it ... really isn't, though
― thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:43 (fifteen years ago)
this pitchfork thing looks like fun!!
"What follows is my attempt to understand the widespread popularity of a mobile videogame called Angry Birds. I don't play games, but"
uh oh
― thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:47 (fifteen years ago)
"Think about that the next time you're playing-- sitting in the handicap stall of your company's bathroom"
He got me.
― England's banh mi army (ledge), Friday, 3 June 2011 09:50 (fifteen years ago)
The girl has a funny way about her, but I don't find her hateable. They are both irritatingly upbeat though, and their act is weak. That said:
Yeah, I doubt I'd even give them a second's thought if it wasn't for all the ire they inspire on here.
― Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know. Is it funny that people hate Hitler?
― abcfsk, Friday, 3 June 2011 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
have you been here too long to be on the valuable new posters thread
― thomp, Friday, 3 June 2011 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
I think this kind of "bank of mom and dad" marketing to twentysomethings - like "hey kids ask your parents to buy you this toy!" aged up to cars and apartments - should be confined to billboards in hipster neighborhoods. It's just gonna engender rage and hate in the wider world.
Band banter kind of reminds me of http://www.hulu.com/watch/147961/saturday-night-live-npr.
― can't remember why i picked this awful name (forapper), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
“Hey, It's Pomplamoose: A Show about Pomplamoose and Other Things”
I didn't know they were Finnish!
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
They're not; they're just getting started.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
Angry Birds is actually terrible
This comment annoys me more than Pomplamoose. For an ubiquitous app game, Angry Birds is incredibly designed and thoughtful.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
i've only played the version for chrome but i liked it a lot and will probably be buying it for the iphone too once i get an iphone!!!
― markers, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
there might be a parallel in that there was a genre of rough-looking, but fun,knocking-things-over games that was happy to exist tastefully out of people's radars,until someone decided to put animal characters on everything.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
hi dere, spielberg produced and animals out the wazoohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boom_Blox
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
one of the things that bugs me about pomplamoose is that in music and mannerisms they resemble children's show hosts, but are seemingly targeting their music/performance at adults. the endless mugging, upbeat wackiness and reassuring demonstrations of friendly intent are enticing in a way ("hey kids, lets all have a good time right now!"). i mean, why be so churlish as to sneer at unpretentious good times? it feels like hating the muppets. but pomplamoose aren't the muppets. they don't come with that sort of wit and inventiveness. they're simply a nice voice and some denatured cover tunes to go with it. absent the sort of brilliance that animated the muppets, the smarmy blue's clues mannerisms become gratingly infantile.
beyond that, while i basically loathe them, i can sort of see the appeal - you know, to someone else, some drip. natalie's voice is hardly an instrument of great range and dimension from what i've heard, but it's pleasant enough, and their vaguely jazzy indie schmaltz is reasonably well performed. they've even got an ear for hooks. here are two pomplamoose originals (i think?) that clarify where they're coming from (high holy godland) and what they've got to offer (saccharine twee). probably helps if you don't watch the videos while listening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il-OFaFzHQMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9KMgg7T_sg
apologies if they've been previously posted
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
plus jack is a thousand times more horribly annoying that natalie could ever hope to be. the camera lingers longer on natalie, for obvious reasons, so you spend more time marinating in her bullshit, but he's toxic in even the smallest doses.
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
Given their trademark schtick ("I'll be the crazy guy, jumping up and down banging on pots, and you'll be the waifish-kid-in-the-painting-whose-eyes-follow-you-around-the-room"), is it wrong for me to wonder if they're also like that in the sack?
― henry s, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
(Dude seems poised to be the next Paul Shafer, btw)
I don't know, the dude seems at least a teeny-tiny bit self-aware about how ridiculous he is and decides to just relish it, but the girl was told she was "such a cute and precocious kid" too many time at age six and decided to dedicate the rest of her life to preserving that feeling.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
I can't see that guy without thinking it's a bizarro version of Sebastian from DFA 1979
― Better than the rest / baby you're the best (Ówen P.), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
"the girl was told she was "such a cute and precocious kid" too many time at age six and decided to dedicate the rest of her life to preserving that feeling."
OTM. I've been trying to come up with something of any substantial content to write about these guys, but it's as if I can't even think through the all-consuming, frothing rage that clouds my entire consciousness within five seconds of one of their songs. There's something vile and insidious and reprehensible underneath it all that I'm having a hard time putting my finger on, but it's palpable. Their immense success, the way people defend them (I'm basing this on the backlash to the anti-Pomplamoose SF Weekly blog post linked way upthread, stuff like "They're rich, moron, looks like they won!", "Why so bitter? They're just cute and happy!", "Better than all the crass stuff clogging our pop airwaves"), how disgustingly calculated it all is... It just reminds you with the delicacy of a sledgehammer blow how easily people fall for the soul-suffocatingly mediocre.
― Clarke B., Friday, 3 June 2011 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
okay, i feel you. i, too, dislike their music and presentation on an immediate, visceral level. nevertheless, i feel the need to check myself in response to questions like, "why so bitter? they're just cute and happy!" because they really are just that: cute and happy (or so it seems). which prompts me to wonder, "so, what's wrong with that?" seriously, what's wrong with upbeat jollity and big, warm musical hugs, with care bear pop? is my distaste predicated not on coherent aesthetic objections, but on the simple incapacities of my withered, grinch-like heart? maybe my inner child is a spoiled little brat after all...
i want to believe that "[t]here's something vile and insidious and reprehensible underneath it all," that there really IS something "disgustingly calculated" at the heart of it, but i just don't know. i probably wouldn't object if they were all stylishly dour and po-faced, singing songs about dismal undertakings and performing them with a smoke and sneer (the kills or suchlike). so why does a similarly shallow presentation of upbeat funtimes kiddiepop arouse such violent loathing in me?
the best i can come up with is that there's something repellent in their weaponized combination of creepy-crawly infantilism, one-dimensional cuteness and hucksterish showboating. i don't think they're phony, necessarily, but they somehow turn joyful, sesame street wholesomeness into this grueling sales pitch, into a giant, candy-coated billboard (gross), and it bugs me. i don't want to be sold, don't need whatever it is they're shilling. "cute" any isn't a bad thing by any means, but on its own it gets cloying fast, and i don't think pomplamoose have anything to offer but sugared starch, musical babyfood, creamy spoonfed glop.
then again, maybe i was just born bad. i mean, come on: so, so many of my favorite bands make an equally obvious sales pitch of their nocturnal degeneracy...
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
The thing that got the hate train rolling for me was, of course, their fans' youtube comments. Especially on covers of Single Ladies and the like.
― abcfsk, Friday, 3 June 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
I'm guessing I shouldn't have started reading more about them. The fact that they have an EP called 3 New Songs Woot! makes me even angrier.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 June 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
"they somehow turn joyful, sesame street wholesomeness into this grueling sales pitch, into a giant, candy-coated billboard (gross), and it bugs me."
that's not quite it, is it? because actual sesame street shilling has a different flavor to it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vghuB11j88M
there's something more sinister at work
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 3 June 2011 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
Contenderizer so OTM with the comparison to Blue's Clues upthread. Nataly's stare-into-camera schtick really IS an awful lot like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4kxlY2_nqo&feature=related
― The hoppiest hop hopper now with xtra hops (Dan Peterson), Friday, 3 June 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
well, yeah, the muppets are fucking funny, even in dumb-ass commercials. sesame street's a good deal sweeter and much less antic.
xpost
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
A friend of mine showed me Karmin and i figure they belong on this thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khCokQt--l4
― Kerm, Friday, 3 June 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)