Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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IM HOT CUZ IM FLY
YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

I used to be up all night in the living room
smokin a lot of weed with the Four Tops
Makin collect calls back home to my pops

― Space Is The Place, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

They keep me out of their house, cause they know I'm a fiend
Last month I pawned seventeen sewing machines

- Devin the Dude "Motha"

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

. . . after we hit the club baby then I'm gonna hit them draws
I'm gonna break you off (and that's all)
Every freak should have a picture of my dick (on they wall)

--From Polow Da Don's verse on Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's"

― Skrot Montague, Sunday, 4 March 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

but yo i'm stuntn, cuz hell is where i'm goin'...
i could feel myself gettin there right now

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

now word's on the street,
when the crews meet,
you better make some fucking roooooom...

cube - gangsta fairytale pt.2

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

i take what i want from yall, i'm not buyin // the face utha watch looks like a stop sign n shea
i got produ designa fake money / with jordan playin the bull in 96 money

...

now if u think i'm stuntin & lyin / i don't stunt wit iron // leave you in a truck slumped & dyin

...

even though u don't like rap i betchu still feelin me / if u talk smack i'll put u where the ceilin be

--kayotic, 2003

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

we must all come together and love our wisdoms teaching understanding the true meaning of unity and labirynth (sp?) planning positive trianing of children with positive parents more hugs fewer drugs should now be standard (etc.)

- divine styler 1989

― artdamages, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry to potentially turn this into another thread where we quote ~~the Wu-Tang Clan~~ Liquid Swords ad nauseum, but...

Witches, warlocks, spooks, and holy ghosts
Rza, let's defraud the hoax!

...has been playing in my mind all day.

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

"psssshh"

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm the king of the chrome
get the fuck out my FACE

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

I got a house on the lake
i built from cake

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

My soliloquoy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil
You went behind my back like Bluto when he cut up Olive Oyl

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

"I fucked your friend-yeah you stank ho!/I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my kangol!"
-Ghostface

"Plus his money keeps flowing like Niagra Falls/We know Jesus saves, and Ludacris withdraws"

― catblender, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

i HATE the inanity of this line, but its been stuck in my head all day:

why's everybody mad at the south for?
switch your style up, switch to southpaw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh man there is so much good shit on ironman. did anyone ever see the video that was just clips from speedracer? that must have been 'daytona 500'

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

Black man watch out
She's saltwater trout!

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening
To help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing

-Bone Thugs-N-Harmony feat. 2 Pac "Thug Luv"

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

and my nigga biggie got a itchy gun grip
one in the chamber thirty two in the clip

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

ESCARGOT
MY CAR GO

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing, the flower bringing
If my bug-a-lar alarm starts ringing

― The Reverend, Sunday, 11 March 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

whatcha think all the guns is for?
c-4 to your door no beef no more

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Pumpin' BDP through a Rahiem kit
With a Duracell double D Destiny mix

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

NO, BITCH-- YOU'RE (K)NOT (K)NOT FUNNY / PLAYING TOO HARD LIKE HOPSCOTCH RUNING

― luriqua, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

walk it out like usher
if ya say 'real talk' then i probably won't trust ya

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'll skate on your crew
Like Mario Lemieux

― The Reverend, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

1-2-3
the crew is called bdp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

get mcs mad make em flare they nostrils
i'm poetry the rap fanatic, i gets HOSTILE

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, technically not a couplet, but I love this line from Flip's "Block Money":

"my money been straight, and by the way, my new chick go to Penn State. I paid for her car, I paid for her books, okay I'm lying, but don't that shit go with the hook."

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 5 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

As mentioned elsewhere:

"Still get it poppin' without artists and repetoire
'Cause Monch is a monarch only minus the A&R"

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Said I'm in your mind and I'm in your ear
And I can get on down in your atmosphere

Now don't you know I got know I got finesse
Cuz I ripped the S offa Superman's chest

Said me and Superman had a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite

And now don't you know he was outta sight
I did it to his mind like a dynamite

― Pye Poudre, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

lookin down the barrel of a gun
son of a gun son of a bitch
gettin paid gettin rich

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

And battlin' me is hazardous to your health
So put a quarter in your ass, cause you played yourself.

-BDK

― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 April 2007 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

The almighty dollar/It ain't what it used to be
Hobos used to ask for a dollar/Now the the motherfuckers ask you for threeeee...

--Devin The Dude, "The Almighty Dollar"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

And it's like the streets call me: How could you leave me after all I done for you/who else would employ you

- Jay-Z, Addicted to the Game (unreleased)

― Hurting 2, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

"i don't really care waht side your with
cause a real nigga don't need sponsorship"

-poet lauriate guilty simpson

― davie, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

"And I don't give a fuck if you pregnant
Gimme the baby rings and the #1 Mom pendant"

-if you don't know who this is, you have no business calling yourself a rap enthusiast

― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

"The almighty dollar/It ain't what it used to be
Hobos used to ask for a dollar/Now the the motherfuckers ask you for threeeee..."

Mine too. The other day I was walking to work with my headphones on here in downtown Houston. That line was kinda in the back of my head, as I had just heard it a couple of days previously, and then this old Mexican man came up to me and said what I thought was "Tree dollas?"

I was astonished. Devin really is a genius, but this was a little too weird. I shook my head and kept walking, but something made me stop and take my headphones off and ask him what he said.

"Where estreet Dallas?" is what he said. He was looking for West Dallas Street, not asking me for three dollars.

― novamax, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

"Rap like hell, Make it sound like heaven"

― Tape Store, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

(Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - Superrappin')

― Tape Store, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

He sticks his information into her communication. - Treacherous Three "The New Rap Language"

Nerdiest oblique sexual metaphor ever?

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

AND WHEN I WAS 5 MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS THE GREMLINS
AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH THIS BUT I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD MENTION

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

Totally.

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

are we over lil wayne yet? i dont want to be.

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

I've never been able to choose a side of the fence with him. On one side, some of his mixtape material is incredible, but the couple albums I've heard are tremendously boring.

― The Reverend, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah it's like not even worth it to listen to carter II outside a couple tracks but weezyana, the dedications, the droughts--amazing

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

"That's a hockey team and I ain't on no hockey team,
but I'm a champion, where's the fuckin Rocky theme?
Damn....rest in peace Apollo Creed"

― bear, bear, bear, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Let me just taste ya, we can fuck later"

― bear, bear, bear, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

this is Nas, kid, you now how it runs
I'm wavin' automatic guns at nuns

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2007 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

Don't like chicks with weaves talking 'bout, "I need conditioner"
That shit's deader than niggaz with a morticianer

Not my favorite lines, but it's been stuck in my head for ten years every time I take a shower.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

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i used to rob folks like somali pirates
now i feel on rich chicks like miley cyrus

― Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

I'm that man, bit the toe right through the sock
And left a half a guinea pig in your grampa' tacklebox

― flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:44 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

left homes with half his dome in a napkin
for sayin "what's poppin?" when he asked him "what's crackin?"

― zvookster, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

I used to be the fat bitch lifter, hennessy in the snifter
Now I'm the high plains drifter

― ball games w/ james (calibrate), Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

I'm Sgt. Slaughter, I keep my shit cooked-to-order
To satisfy my people in Georgia and 'cross the water

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:03 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

abracadabra hocus pocus i don't know if you noticed
been getting my money lately my hustle game is ferocious
you seen my new mercedes? it's domeless
go hard or go home? i go homeless

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 14:58 (twelve years ago)

same album:
my cup so heavy, i promise theres 'bout a PAINT in it
and i call my ride the real mobile, if you ain't real you AIN'T in it

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:18 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

i'm so into you
what the fuck am i gonna do

-- honey cocaine

― tpp, Saturday, 23 May 2015 14:05 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

Extra live, he claimed he couldn't die, top rank
Sixteen shots in his fishtank

― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 23:23 (ten years ago)

I swarm around with a thousand of bees
Absorb earth and the honey from trees

― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

You can't flow, must be the speech impediment
You got lost off the snare off Impeach the President

― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 August 2016 23:10 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

NIFTILY
WE CAN MAKE IT
HIP TO BE
WHAT WE ARE
CUZ WHAT WE BE
BE THE EPITOME
DOO
DAH
DIPPITY

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

can someone delete hurting's die antwoord post?

― J0rdan S., Friday, 31 December 2010 21:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol, did I really post a die antwoord lyric, and did someone really delete it, because I can't find it on this thread

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 27 September 2018 14:43 (seven years ago)

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)

I love the Beatnuts but this line from 'Psycho Dwarf' always bothered me, "Any piece of ass I ever got is cause I took it."

― Yelploaf, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

I done been hit with a bullet, and one grazed me
I done been considered a failure, it don't faze me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:34 (seven years ago)

fuck you your honor
check my persona
i'm strugglin for old
gold and marijuana

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:38 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

I know the reason you feel the way
I know just who you wan' be
So everyday I thank the man upstairs
That I ain't you and you ain't me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 17:08 (three years ago)

one year passes...

my top back like JFK
they wanna push my top back like JFK

― c u (crüt), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 20:48 (two years ago)

nine months pass...

Let he without sin cast the first stone
So I built that all glass quad level first home

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 15:54 (one year ago)

Abraham Lincoln got shot and died
freed the slaves, so they put 'em on the five

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 16:30 (one year ago)

Gucci don’t drink beer but he do drink dom
hundred thousand dollar murder charge I made bond

― brimstead, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 17:19 (one year ago)

I gets medieval with a blowtorch and pliers
End your future before it starts like Len Bias

― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 20:21 (one year ago)

When I die bury me butt-naked, and face down in the grass
So I can fuck the world, while y'all kiss my ass

― enochroot, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 22:12 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Crime pays,n—-a, crime pays
Choppin' up this change with cocaine in my microwave
Made it through my whole month with my lights out, I seen brighter days
Watch this shit get knee-high, boy, you live and you die by this game

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 02:30 (one year ago)

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