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and lest we forget Mr. Zappa's contributions on this theme...

"Broken Hearts Are for Assholes," "Punky's Whips," "Jewish Princess," "Stick It Out," and Mark S.'s favorite (!) "Sy Borg."

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and an entire side of Joe's Garage.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i remember hamish telling me "hurts so good" by john cougar mellencamp is about anal sex. it wasn't the first time or first song he makes this claim with.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Coil "The Anal Staircase"

Dear god! I can't believe that one almost passed by!

― Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how could i have forgot: elvis: "darling you be cruel, treat me like a fool, butt-love me..."

anthony- this thread has been disturbing me. i think its because of the uncomfortable similarity between paen and pain in the original question

― dbini, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i just clicked 'submit' and ilm told me: "We're going to try the insert now..." (!) i'm even more disturbed...

― dbini, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Abbaon Fat Tracks" by Tricky has the charming line "I fuck you in the ass, just for a laugh".

― Dave, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Leonard Cohen 'The Future': Give me crack and anal sex / Take the only tree that's left / and stuff it up the hole in your culture.

― Johnathan, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm surprised that the, um, oeuvre of GG Allin hasn't come up yet.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't forget Weezer: _Hash Pipe_.

― Max Daniels, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five months pass...

http://members.shaw.ca/harryholer/sextoon_sperms.gif

― Jammin Jerry Shalloub, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Er, Van Morrison. "Brown eye girl"

― Kris England, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That was originally titled "Brown Skinned Girl," so it's not a reference to anal sex.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Add N To (X) - Poke 'Er 'Ole (sort of)

― Mr Swygart, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Butt Fuck" by Human Sexual Response (which, unbelievably, they performed on TV)
"Back Door Man" by the Doors

― Kate Spiren, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard - till they cleaned up the lyrics.

― Justyn Dillingham, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

starfield road - sonic youth
roll it over - eric clapton

― lilylou, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Funny Little Man - Aphex Twin
Evil Dildo - Placebo
Desert Island - Magnetic Fields
So What - Ministry

― m, Friday, 27 December 2002 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Concept album:

Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The Butthole Surfers are clearly a reference to butt love.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Also... doesn't a song on Bonnie 'Prince' Billy's Ease Down The Road discuss "fingers in your rear" ?

― Ian Johnson, Friday, 27 December 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"Otherside" by red Hot Chilli peppers

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Marilyn Manson - "cake and Sodomy"

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

'Loose' by Iggy and the Stooges:
I'll stick it deep inside
I'll stick it deep inside
Cause I'm loose

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

'Defecate On My Face' by TISM (This Is Serious Mum)

Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.

Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.

Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"Boogie In Your Butt" - Eddie Murphy

― Nick Mirov (nick), Saturday, 28 December 2002 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

A couple more from downunder (ha ha):

1. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies
just to get one fat boy's asshole"

2. Omnium Gatherum (grindcore from South Australia) - "A"
"Pretty little peach a cute firm dumpling
silky smooth skin around a tight firm arsehole"

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

You want mudflaps my girl's gottum

― Ferg (Ferg), Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

MC Paul Barman's "MTV Get Off The Air" (which features Princess Superstar) is based on the premise of Paul trying to get into a girl's "pooper hole on Superbowl Sunday".

Also, Pavement's "Conduit For Sale!" may or may not feature the line "big dick in a boy's ass".

― therobotkid, Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and the lyric after "I'll fuck you in the ass just for a laugh" in that Tricky song is the even more charming "with my quick speed, I'll make your nose bleed".

― therobotkid, Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

GWAR has alot of 'em:
numerous mentions include such touching lines as
"A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole..."

from Salaminizer:
"This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man Sexy will fuck you up in a minute.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!"

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Turbonegro had quite a few:

Rendezvous with Anus
Rock Against Ass
Prince Of The Rodeo
Midnight NAMBLA
Sailor Man

Not all explicitly sang about "anal sex", but they all sang about dudes on dudes.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

As I've already mentioned elsewhere, Toni Basil's "Mickey"...

― Douglas, Sunday, 29 December 2002 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

The Rolling Stones "Sparks Will Fly" from 'Voodoo Lounge' (geezer era) contains the line

"Sparks will fly / When I fuck your sweet ass"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 29 December 2002 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i haven't listened to any of the kool keith koncept records in ages, but i remember that at least one of 'em -- and probably most of 'em -- was/were obsessed with ass.

― bucky wunderlick (bucky), Sunday, 29 December 2002 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I forgot, like 8 years ago in highschool, while walking up the stairway to get to chemistry class, one time, this kid Kenny Saunders was rapping "Yo girl just shake them hips and thighs, and gimme the big suprise, Yo just shake dem hips and thighs and show me the big suprise", and I said, "Hey dude, what's the big suprise?" to which he responded "Anus."

Does that count?

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 05:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"eat my goal" the olde footie song by the collapsed lung i believe not really abite futbal, no is it?

― bob snoom, Sunday, 29 December 2002 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Phone went west by my morning jacket :-D

"Is there still a lock on yer back door?"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this thread contains my first ever post.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It was all downhill from there, now you can't escape.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Most people think Ween's "Chocolate Town" is about anal, but I think it's about Hershey, PA.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot believe noone mentioned "She Screamed" by Ultra Vivid Scene
"It's like fire and it's like ice/It's like being in paradise"
however, it could just be a metaphor :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Duh.."Cocksucker Blues"

"Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money,
But I know where to put it every time"

― anode (anode), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Tush" "Sleeping Bag" "Rough Boy" "Pincushion" "Cover Your Rig"
all by ZZ TOP, greatest ass-fuckers of all time

― SexyDancer, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget the passion of Feederz' "Jesus"

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Blur - 'Girls and Boys'

― Jamie Fake (the pirate king), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My favorite Guns N' Roses lyric ever: "Turn around bitch I've got a use for you/Besides you got nothing better to do/and I'm bored."

― brian patrick (brian patrick), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm probably way of the scent here but I always thought Lee Hazlewood's 'The Night Before' was about the path less well travelled.

― holojames, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

"The Fudge Punch" by Wiseblood (aka Jim Thirlwell/Clint Ruin, of Foetus). I probably don't need to quote the lyrics...

― Reuben Flagg, Friday, 21 May 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Marvin Gaye is definitely the man here . . .

"Ooh baby please turn yourself around, so I can love you" ('You Sure Love To Ball')

"I'm gonna be loving you, in and out, up and down, all around . . . I'm taking you here and there and all around the world" ('Feel All My Love Inside')

"I want to intrude, at least three times a day" ('Come Live With Me Angel')

I think the 'I Want You' LP is pretty much one big 'paean'.

― Edmundo (Edmundo), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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I vaguely remember a club hit of a few years back whose entire lyric went "I wanna fuck you in the ass," repeated endlessly over a dirty- sounding house track. Heard it once at a club but mostly because one of the waiters in the restaurant where I cooked would walk around the kitchen singing it.
― M. Matos, Friday, February 1, 2002 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Busta's new album has an unholy fixation on ass-licking. Then of course my fav dirty club track: "Face down/Ass up/That's the way we like to/like to/Face down..."
― Sterling Clover, Friday, February 1, 2002 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are these real songs?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:47 (eight years ago)

the latter is "what's your fantasy" by ludacris, the former is by the outhere brothers

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:52 (eight years ago)

i'm frankly surprised there has been no dj assault quoted itt yet

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:53 (eight years ago)

Stankin' ass bitches that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

Are these real songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9DzelK2rM

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

this is the one matos was thinking of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6sME-wBxZo

― mark s, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:39 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV2A8icT7PI

This one's about male fisting. you're welcome

― paolo, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

thanks paolo!

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

"nothing out of our loins, sweetie / will ever see the light of day"

shock-headed peters - "i bloodbrother be"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MisfJux-dek

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

One of my favorites is John Wayne Is Big Leggy by Haysi Fantayzee:

"Now speckled hen
Just stop your squawking
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking
I know a trick we ought to try
Turn right over, you'll know why!"...and then Kate Garner emits an ungodly little squeak

― Migdalia Amygdala (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:10 (eight years ago)

why? this verse? seems ambiguous

_So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damn
Mickey_

Yes, that verse but Google Play has the key line wrong – it’s “I’ll take it like a man.”

― Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:31 (eight years ago)

ooohhhhh yeah. i remember now. classic.

― treeship 2, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:58 (eight years ago)

re: heysi fantayzee

This surreal image is intended as a comment on the treatment of indigenous people during the European colonisation, and was written after Jeremy Healy read the book Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by historian Dee Brown. Wayne represents the European colonist, while his partner is the Native American people.

― new noise, Saturday, 30 December 2017 07:24 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/fXSO6I5YHyY

― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:52 (eight years ago)

That’s ‘Backdoor Lover’ by DuJour of Josie and the Pussycats fame.

― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:54 (eight years ago)

"Bad Romance"

Want you in my rear window
Baby you're sick, I want your love

― LeRooLeRoo, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

Funkadelic-“You Scared The Lovin Outta Me”

― X-Prince Protégé (sonnyboy), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 02:38 (eight years ago)

"The Loco-Motion" is one of these, isn't it? I always thought so

― Josefa, Thursday, 4 January 2018 07:00 (eight years ago)

"Do it holding hands if you've got the notion" ? That's going to make it more difficult, isn't it?

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 10:15 (eight years ago)

you can enmesh fingers after you've ascertained lodgement

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 4 January 2018 19:47 (eight years ago)

Oo baby do the locomotion..

Yeah, line fits.

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 21:55 (eight years ago)

five years pass...

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 May 2023 10:38 (three years ago)

Blur's Girls & Boys (the chorus)
Pulp's She's A Lady ("wore her body back to front")

― PaulTMA, Friday, 19 May 2023 11:56 (three years ago)

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

LOL

― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 19 May 2023 13:55 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 May 2023 15:02 (three years ago)

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