Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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I was never really a fan, BUT:

a) respect is due to an awesome musician
and
b) my GOD, "Two Step" is an awesome son, thanks in no small part to Moore's
sax riffs.

Rest in peace, sir.

Tantrum The Cat, Saturday, 23 August 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

awesome *SONG*, etc, etc.

Tantrum The Cat, Saturday, 23 August 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

Ants Marching, anyone?

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 23 August 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

"Two Step" is an awesome son

Kind of weird name though. A bit like Dzeewil, Moon Lit, Zowie and Fifi Trixibelle..... :)

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

Dweezil, I mean

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

This Willie Nelson cover pisses all over Matthews' horrible overblown original version.

Also it doesn't matter where you pause the video, you're guaranteed to capture Willie pulling any one of a number of LOL expressions.

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 September 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

overblown? that would seem to apply to those guitars far more than dave's acoustic version. i guess you're referring to the vocals? dave's version is a hell of a lot more expressive than willie, who seems to be having a conversation while making some funny faces. or were you giving him extra points for his iconicity and vocal tone?

gabbneb, Friday, 12 September 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

willie's kinda like cassandra wilson here - interpretation that's worthwhile on its own terms but is only faintly expressive of the song itself

gabbneb, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

I just wanted to add that I read this whole damn post. Yay for me! Some funny shit, other than that band member's death. Anyway, I see it as my American Duty to revive this thread, to let freedom ring!

musicfanatic, Monday, 18 May 2009 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha

More Goth Than Your Grandmother (Bimble), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, on a side note: I have two dear friends who love DMB - and they both are lawyers. :-)

But that also means that I've been dragged to more DMB concerts than I care to admit
(OK, I admit - four). I'm not much of a concert-going person, but it's still strange to realize that nearly half of the concerts I've attended were those of the DMB. If you saw my record collection you'd understand. Anyway, carry on.

musicfanatic, Monday, 18 May 2009 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

This thread needs to be open to random googlers

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

My Mom asked me if Dave Matthews was a member of Phish

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

"Not yet."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

, has respect of fellow musicians like sting,peter gabriel, allanis,sheryl crow,Meredith Brooks,Counting Crows,Santana

hahahaha this is amazing

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_NEIbLpg5E

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.glidemagazine.com/hiddentrack/an-audio-history-of-phish-dave-matthews-bands-past-collaborations/

i was at 6/17/95 Three Little Birds

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

I was at Virginia Beach '97. During the jam, Mr. Moore was playing - or at least pretending to play - two saxophones at once.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g4Yb4saA7Y

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://i33.tinypic.com/900tab.gif

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

well, I don't think the walrus is dead like LeRoi

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

most of those collaborations probably weren't very successful

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

my favourite post on ILM ever

alright.. i only read the first bunch of postings.. and i dont know why there are so many haters out there.. dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities.. pardon the spelling haha.. i dont know where you get corporate rock band from.. since hes libral as hell.. his lyrics are great.. just get beyond everyday and gravedigger.. his so smooth on the guitar its not even funny.. everyone in the band has incredible talent.. and i dont know how you can say its bland music.. some of the greatest artists ever are bland.. for example.. and keep in mind i love the beatles.. but "we all live in a yellow submarineee yellow submarinee.. la la la" its very boring as well.. oh and about his voice.. very few people have the range that dave has.. and what kind of music does everyone here listen too??.. besides britney spears and john mayer of course..

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pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)

omg

my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

hes libral

velko, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

his so smooth on the guitar its not even funny

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

Bookmark

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

this whole thread is a treat, it always brings a smile to my face.

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think i've knowingly ever heard a Dave Matthews Band song in my entire life. Or a Phish song.
I assume this means i'm pretty lucky?

But then Americans don't have to listen to Kasabian or The Enemy so its swings and roundabouts.

Jamie_ATP, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

feel free to take the piss of the phrase swings and roundabouts
or indeed the phrase 'take the piss'

Jamie_ATP, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

But then Americans don't have to listen to Kasabian

You'd be surprised. Kasabian made the rounds at American summer festivals a few years back and my ears were an unfortunate victim.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:51 (sixteen years ago)

sorry :-(
i remember hearing Kaiser Chiefs playing over the p.a. at universal city in LA and feeling rather ashamed.
oh and the Pipettes in a Gap changing room somewhere in the middle of Louisiana. very weird.

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 07:54 (sixteen years ago)

oh and the Pipettes in a Gap changing room somewhere in the middle of Louisiana.

Hah. This would not surprise me at all.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

kind of where they belong really

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

wkiw Pipettes in a Gap changing room in the middle of Louisiana

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I am so glad I found this post. I finally managed to get through the whole thing. Why?? I have no idea, but it's just too addicting to stop!!

Grendel1969, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

"some of the greatest artists ever are bland" is possibly the greatest single thing ever written on ILM.

Neil S, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

I finally managed to get through the whole thing. Why?? because it's intersting.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

surely "because it intersting"?

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

Name Description
I Love Music let's ruin humour with pedantry!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

:)

bentley cadence (gbx), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

the board shd live up to its description IMO

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

It does!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

I think you'll find that the board has lived up to it's description if you look hard enough. Or if you have the time to go through the whole thing.

Grendel1969, Monday, 6 July 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/09/john_edwards_hacky-sack_jam_ba.html

super lolz then the depression sets in

uptown churl, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

seriously--yet one more reason to hate this horrible jam band

Mr. Que, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/20/us/politics/20edwards.html?_r=1&hp

In the proposal, which The New York Times examined, Mr. Young says that he assisted the affair by setting up private meetings between Mr. Edwards and Ms. Hunter. He wrote that Mr. Edwards once calmed an anxious Ms. Hunter by promising her that after his wife died, he would marry her in a rooftop ceremony in New York with an appearance by the Dave Matthews Band.

Mr. Que, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://i35.tinypic.com/2603lvl.jpg

ice cr?m, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)


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