pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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u guys should really read full sentences:

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing: With the empathetic warmth in his sticky drawl, he makes a convincing Southern everyman, and he has enough rhythmic dexterity to really stick to beats.

tom tends to use a more casual tone in general in his reviews but let's be clear that first bit is not like an entire topic sentence

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

haha that's better, but "pretty good" and "amazing" should just not exist in professional reviews. i refuse to click on p4k apart from tom ewing columns, i only read what gets c/ped here

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

would enjoy a monthly column of tom and lex taking turns just shitting on everything the other writes

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"status ain't good"

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

oh was he the one who came up with "british people" as a response to my weeknd piece? lol

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

haha yes

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

haha that's better, but "pretty good" and "amazing" should just not exist in professional reviews

why?

jay lenonononono (abanana), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/search/amazing

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

commonly used and easily understood words should not be used in reviews. gotcha.

jay lenonononono (abanana), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

they're so commonly used that they provoke little in terms of mental stimulii. thesauruses are a click away... this album was: enthralling, staggering, electrifying, flooring. each one of these words goes to far greater extents in the imagination than a tell-all word like "amazing" ever will.

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"electrifying!" says rolling stone.

hmm....you're right.

omar little, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

amazing is sort of the Internet's word of the year, isn't it?

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

it's more like this weird cultural phenomenon where seemingly nothing is short of amazing, and amazing describes all and is sufficient for most anything. guess i'm one of the younginz here on ilx, but for the crowd in their 20's this is all i ever hear girlfriends describe anything as. but yeah, it's really prominent on the internet where a girl-to-girl compliment sesh will consist of at least 43 utterances of "you are the most amazing person"

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

waht

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

ur 2 old

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

expecting good writing/insight from Tom B is like expecting good writing/insight from Pitchfork

thistle supporter (mcoll), Friday, 22 April 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

xp i am 27

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 April 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

it's more like this weird cultural phenomenon where seemingly nothing is short of amazing, and amazing describes all and is sufficient for most anything. guess i'm one of the younginz here on ilx, but for the crowd in their 20's this is all i ever hear girlfriends describe anything as. but yeah, it's really prominent on the internet where a girl-to-girl compliment sesh will consist of at least 43 utterances of "you are the most amazing person"

― kelpolaris, Thursday, April 21, 2011 7:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i kept thinking of this while reading your post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rYT0YvQ3hs

some dude, Friday, 22 April 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I have to backpedal; I search-functioned the word 'amazing' & then 'awesome' just to see how many times they've been used on this board in the last week; came out roughly the same.

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 22 April 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

"my friend's band is playing tonight, you should come .... they're AMAZING"

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Friday, 22 April 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

"my friend just got done playing bass in this AWESOME metal show..."

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 22 April 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 22 April 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

"pretty good" and "amazing" should just not exist in professional reviews

"professional reviews" shouldn't exist

wk, Friday, 22 April 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

that statement unto itself is against everything this site stands for
everything we believe in
everything we fight for

kelpolaris, Friday, 22 April 2011 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15391-gunz-n-butta/

why Tom B is published anywhere outside of his personal blog is beyond me

thistle supporter (mcoll), Friday, 6 May 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a one-dimensional affair, but that one dimension is pretty awesome.

thistle supporter (mcoll), Friday, 6 May 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

... i dont get what is wrong w/ that, but it seems like i say that abt most of the pitchfork complaints

just sayin, Friday, 6 May 2011 06:56 (thirteen years ago) link

"pretty awesome" gah use better words

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i know that p4kian purple prose is unbearable but make some effort at least

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i cannot imagine ever filing copy with the words "pretty awesome" in it

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

tom's style is conversational

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

it's a decent piece, nothing great, but hardly embarrassing. don't mind the casual language.

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

fwiw, i can't imagine you ever filing copy with the words "pretty awesome" in it either, lex

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

he would probably write "pretty swag"

chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

p4k should hire realniggatumblr dude

flopson, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

pfork needs a mobile site

n/as (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

markers posts very much in character

chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/scb0wi.gif

markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

my only real disagreements with tom is that i think he overrated that record somewhat, really more of taste than style

nitsuh summed this lp up nicely i thought here: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/dj_quik.html

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I get the conversational thing, but not understanding why Tom was hired in the first place. Dude reads like so many other blogs.

kelpolaris, Friday, 6 May 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i left a comment on status aint hood when it closed down ;_;

markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

nitsuh summed this lp up nicely i thought here: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/dj_quik.html

yup, good piece

but hey, nitsuh sums up everything nicely, sooo ¯\(°_o)/¯

ilxor, I know you sometimes feel like ilx revolves around you (ilxor), Sunday, 8 May 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

^ yeah, just love to read the words...

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Sunday, 8 May 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

why is the video content so juvenile

tamari teenage riot (schlump), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

What's with this musicless "Twin Shadow frontman makes out for 60 seconds" thing?

http://pitchfork.com/tv/#/60-seconds-left/1722-twin-shadow/2767-60-seconds-left/

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

dude

brie on crüt (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

i don't see anyone questioning YR art

brie on crüt (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

I'll ponder it deeper next run-through.

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link

Crank it, fullscreen, etc.

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link


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