pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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the typographical bullshit alone is enough to get me to hate this but the music is bad too.

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 April 2011 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

omg that dusted review

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 April 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

the one linked by Dusted is good until she starts bellowing at you

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 18 April 2011 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

i listened to most of her first record and that's basically all i remember

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 April 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

i feel like dusted used to run a lot of wild critical-theory addled reviews but that lately they have been a lot more descriptive and readable. i was totally thinking of that crazy "water curses" review by like the third sentence and almost lol'd when i saw that the reviewer then invoked it

tuneyards -- file under "malign influence of dr spock."

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Monday, 18 April 2011 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

listening to dusted song--she sings like she's giving birth

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha yes

basically I spent the whole time going "damn, calm down"

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

this is gonna play real well on college campuses imo

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

Simon Reynolds just said some of it reminded him of Sublime. RED FLAG.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

Man do I ever love Tune-Yards. Some crazy people up in this joint.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

cool new music yeah

─►.butt.tko (Lamp), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDEQWaSiEU

I think this is kind of unlistenable/unwatchable.

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

Unwatchable, sure!

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

Quirk overload!

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

i think the girl on the left is definitely watchable.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

mystified as to what aesthetic criteria separates this from gang gang dance quality-wise

All this information makes America phat (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

energy, production values, hugeness of sound, rhythm

lex pretend, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

I'll give you "hugeness of sound", but not the others

All this information makes America phat (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

For me it just boils down to her voice. I like other idiosyncratic singers so I wouldn't think less of someone for digging them, but it's an instant grab for the volume knob when she starts singing.

rob, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

To pump it up, right!

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

They remind me of a mid '90s Too Pure band, which is a good thing IMO.

wk, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

there's pitchfork-branded "Pitchfork 3D" glasses in like every single store in Williamsburg right now

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 18 April 2011 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/v0l1N.gif

markers, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/v0l1N.gif

D-40, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

feelin this gif

D-40, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

The logo on the Pitchfork 3D glasses is pretty awesome, so mad props to whoever created it...

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

that would be me! ty

H3LP, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

ugh i thought yall were joking about pitchfork 3d glasses

diamonddave85, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nEnXE.gif

markers, Monday, 18 April 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/2nbejkl.gif

jay lenonononono (abanana), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

ahhhhh teeth so white

burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

god so tired of ilm tuneyards-bashing

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

i saw her live in fall 2009 and she was gr8

markers, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

this isn't too bad or anything i just don't really see the appeal of it, esp over the length of a full album -- it's like deeply indie but not in a conventional way like Yuck or something that appeals to me on an (almost bland) indie comfort food level, if that makes sense

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

this isn't too bad or anything i just don't really see the appeal of it

liking real african music means doing some homework

i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

it would probably be deeply irritating over 40 mins

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

researching real african music? yeah probably

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

oh fuck off. condescending as shit.

tuneyards is great.

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost)

sean gramophone, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

I listen to a fair amount of african music but don't recall any homework assignments

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

u sure you were listening to the real stuff tho? then again u wouldn't know i guess

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

the vocals on this album remind me of some of the eye vocals on soul discharge

flopson, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

brb guys goin ta africa school

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

The Big KRIT review is kind of inane and I can't even figure out whether it's the writer or the editor giving it that score.

like, what the fuck is going on here when a review starts off like this

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing

BEST NEW MUSIC: 8.2

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

i mean i understand that he's a more superior producer than rapper but this is the most awkward initial sentence of the year

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

i think tom did a nice job w/ that review

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

yep

just sayin, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

this thread should be renamed "irate, you rate, we all rate"

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

Thre review flows nicely w/ inclusion of back-story, but it's the trivial things that bother me. It was like every sentence I read thereafterwords was me trying to figure out "so do you like him or not? do you like him or not?". I just find it bizarre that so blatant a ~thesis statement~ would kick things off. You kinda have to, you know, build to these things.

maybe i'm too methodical, iono

kelpolaris, Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

As a rapper, Mississippi's Big K.R.I.T. is pretty good but nothing amazing

good lord use better words, i put more effort into bloody tweets

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:02 (fifteen years ago)


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