"Thong Song" is horrible and detestable, but so are "Mambo #5" and "Who Let The Dogs Out" too.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Monday, 4 April 2011 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, at least Rebecca is young enough to do better.
(Actually, I disagree w/Geir, but hey)
― Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2011 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Before coming into this topic I was wondering what "Pieces of Me" was doing in here because it is largely innofensive MOR type music.
If you want an unbearable Ashlee Simpson songs you'd go for something like this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41s4IMyamQ
― MarkoP, Monday, 4 April 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41s4IMyamQ
haha I like that one a lot more than "Pieces of Me"
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Pieces of Me is pretty rad, but it's probably like her 12th best song or something.
Better Off is probably my favorite.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link
(also, i thought we as a society were past the whole shameful ashlee-as-figure-of-fun phase?)― lex pretend, Friday, April 1, 2011 9:18 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark
nah bro, this fight has not yet been won.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link
kind of have a soft spot for Mambo No. 5
― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Which is why I went for it. The other songs are all offensive, and inoffensive is, after all, much better than offensive.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link
!!??
― gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
that tha tha tha tha thong
― markers, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
"that thong tha thong thong thong," rather
― markers, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Stop being offensive. Girls' bottoms! My god
― Teeth, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
L.O.V.E. is deffo the best AshSimp song
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
More offensive in terms of being actively musically annoying.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 6, 2011 11:12 AM (Yesterday)
― Tuomas, Wednesday, April 6, 2011 11:12 AM (Yesterday)
uh
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
voted thong song obv
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
baaaaaaabeeeeeeeee that thong tha thong thong thong
― out comes stanley, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
btw I am requesting "The Thong Song" for the wedding playlist
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i have a question, in the ashlee simpson song "la la," what does it mean to "la la," like as a verb.
― burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
like i know the song is about sex, but surely the construction of the song isn't a cutesy way of saying "i want to orgasm on the kitchen, on the floor."
― burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahaha
it's not "orgasm", it's "fuck"
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
No one likes this song. You are lying.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 10 April 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
no, you are lying!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude, Friday is just not good.
― don't flux, whatever (u s steel), Sunday, 10 April 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
justice
― gospodin simmel, Monday, 11 April 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Me and 20 other people, apparently.
― Tuomas, Monday, 11 April 2011 08:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm one of the twenty plus Tuomas. Silly little pop song - I've always been surprised at the hate for something so fluffy and fun.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Baha Men is the only one of these I have no good feelings about on any level, so I'm pleased to see it come last
my belated write-in vote is for the Gameboy version of "Thong Song" which was briefly an internet meme circa 2000, or maybe it only was in my head: http://www.biglionmusic.com/music/arrangements/other-arrangements/thong-song-gameboy/
― dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 11 April 2011 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey, the Baha Men did a cover of "Dancing in the Moonlight" before Toploader!
― Mark G, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
more votes than most Beatles polls, I notice
― cockroach shakespeare (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 April 2011 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link
still "Thong Song", though I suspect "Pieces of Me" and "Friday" would slide down and that underrated *classic* "Mambo #5" would skedaddle up to #2 if this was polled again
"Thong Song's" mandate only grows.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
Lou Bega’s girlfriend Monica listening to Mambo No. 5 for the first time pic.twitter.com/npx7vmWYtQ— Joeley Pulver (@joeleybean) August 21, 2020
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
dumps like a truck
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:28 PM bookmarkflaglink
DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
right
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
it's like a euphemism for "she takes giant shits" or something
well presumably she wasn't wearing the thong during this, shouldn't matter
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link