If Marty McFly went back in time thirty years ago today, what song does he play at the dance to blow everyone's mind?

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (276 of them)
Afuken: Psychometry No. 1-10.

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)

POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING

strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

More importantly, what would he have to say to the band instead of "this is a blues riff in B, watch me for the changes"?

"I just need the drums from the Ronettes' Be My Baby. That's great. Can you just repeat that for the next four minutes or so? Beautiful."

Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Actually, something from Psychocandy (Never Understand FTW) would work.

Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

w0lf ey3s

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i'd say play grandmaster flash or kool herc or afrika bambaataa or run dmc or eric b and rakim or anything from that era. in 1976 it would be a couple years before hip hop would really break, so that would be the time... i think that if 1970's marty mcfly somehow had the mix for "the message" and rapped over it people's minds would be blown.

that or, say, slayer, or maybe "screaming at a wall" or early sonic youth.

Emily B (Emily B), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Alternately, "hey guys, this is a blues in B flat, watch me for the changes" --> plays Prince's "Kiss".

(I don't actually know what key it's in)

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm amazed nobody has answered "Anarchy In The UK"

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Public Enemy "Bring The Noise"

Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

There's not much sonic shock about "AitUK" tho - plus it should be "God Save the Queen".

Not many of the rock answers on here would sound unprecedented in '76, if you had any knowledge of Krautrock, the VU, contemporary Classical, avant-garde etc. So the real answer pretty much has to be Hip Hop.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Keep in mind that a lot of stuff from the early '80s onward would've been technologically impossible in 1976.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

There's not much sonic shock about "AitUK" tho - plus it should be "God Save the Queen".

That one is from 1977 though.

Not many of the rock answers on here would sound unprecedented in '76, if you had any knowledge of Krautrock, the VU, contemporary Classical, avant-garde etc. So the real answer pretty much has to be Hip Hop.

What kind of hip-hop was being made in 1976?

(Maybe U-Roy if you are stretching it)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

And Marty's taking something that wouldn't have sounded so alien to a hip black audience at the time and introducing it to the white kids that are about to embrace/co-opt it. I guess the difference in 1976 is it would take Hip Hop a few more years to mainstream than it does Rock and Roll in the Back to the Future timeframe.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

x post

I'm not sure about the history, but by '76 turntablism would exist I think? And as you say, MCing at least in its Jamaican form.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but a lot of the sampling and sequencing tech used on Public Enemy tracks wouldn't.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but if the band at the school prom was The J.B.s he wouldn't need no sampler...it all fits...

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)

Still Tippin'


"If you're from the future, tell me who's President of the United States in 2006."
"George W. Bush??? The alcoholic??!!??"

Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)

I think the early Sonic Youth one is a keeper. That stuff still sounds amazing even today! I don't really know about the hip hop one......can't really picture Marty McFly doing that. C'mon, it would look/sound ridiculous!!
In the original he started out with a Chuck Berry number, but what I think everybody is forgetting is that he eventually started getting all into it, and then started kicking things over, while playing some Van Halen type of stuff.
So I'd say that he would start out with maybe punkish type of song, but then get all into it and bust out the drumsticks and other various other accessories, and start going into the crazy ass Sonic Youth type of stuff.

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

"You want something, kid?"
"Uh, yeah...gimme a latte."
"What?"
"A latte."
"A What?"
"Uh, coffee"

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:33 (twenty years ago)

"Who's governer of California in 2006?"
"Arnold Shrwazeneger?? The Actor!?!"

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:34 (twenty years ago)

The Sonic Youth version of "I wanna be your dog"

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Hip hop would seem more natural to most than techno.

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

"The Sonic Youth version of "I wanna be your dog"

I could see that working!

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

what about blondie's "rapture"? if we're following the rule that the song is only a few years older than the moment in time we're visiting... i mean, its got all that rap stuff that i hear is a hit with the kids...

mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Early Sonic Youth doesn't have nearly as much cultural resonance as hip-hop, though. Isn't the point that he'd be playing something that is so fucking common in the future that it's amusing for us to imagine what it'd sound like to an audience who'd never experienced it? Whereas I can imagine there are plenty of people in 2006 who don't really hear anything like Confusion is Sex on a regular basis, even if it's somehow more "imaginable" now than it would've been thirty years ago.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:51 (twenty years ago)

if he really wants to blow everyone's mind..

wuthering heights, bitches

Dr J Bowman (Dr J Bowman), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Easy goes it, fellas.

Now More Than Ever, Humanity Needs My Back To The Future Fan Fiction

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:55 (twenty years ago)

"Who's governer of California in 2006?"
"Arnold Shrwazeneger?? The Actor!?!"

Actually, in 1976, he would be alternately known as a homosexual weightlifter.

Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:56 (twenty years ago)

Video Killed the Radio Star

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:57 (twenty years ago)

That's why he started off with the Chuck Berry song, which would become pretty common, but when he went into the Van Halen stuff the whole audience just stopped dancing and was all like "what the heck?" So I can't really think of anything else besides "Confusion is Sex" type of stuff that would just make the audience stop and think "what?" The thing is he's going to START OFF with something that would be so common in the future, but then just end up alienating the whole crowd. Even the band stopped playing and started staring at him like he's some kind of weirdo.

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)

what about blondie's "rapture"? if we're following the rule that the song is only a few years older than the moment in time we're visiting... i mean, its got all that rap stuff that i hear is a hit with the kids...
-- mts (keepitonth...), March 24th, 2006 6:50 PM. (theoreticalgirl) (link)

It's entirely possible Fab Five Freddie was emceeing high school proms in 1976, too.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 24 March 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Arnold was acting here and there right? Maybe not in movies, but has anybody seen that episode of "Streets of San Francisco" where he kills that chick by SHAKING her to death?? Classic!

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

crazy frog

tummy tucker, Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:04 (twenty years ago)

Where in the world do they show Streets of San Francisco reruns?

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:05 (twenty years ago)

crazy frog
-- tummy tucker (wafflestiee...), March 24th, 2006 7:04 PM. (link)

Maybe if you wanted to turn people away from music altogether. Could you imagine 30 years of silence?

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

I had a grandpa who always used to watch that kind of stuff. KDOC!!
Columbo, McCloud. All those types of shows BLASTING LOUD because he refused to believe he was losing his hearing!

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

Welcome to my library of Back to the Future fan fiction

Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:11 (twenty years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:04 (twenty years ago)

BRO DIDDLEY

meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Some Raymond Scott.

boney (b0n3y), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Eve featuring Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Your Mind

pinder (pinder), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

Better: Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl." All he needs is to get the school's drumline on board. "Don't bother watching me for the changes."

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 25 March 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

"White Lines"

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 25 March 2006 02:20 (twenty years ago)

That's why he started off with the Chuck Berry song, which would become pretty common, but when he went into the Van Halen stuff the whole audience just stopped dancing and was all like "what the heck?" So I can't really think of anything else besides "Confusion is Sex" type of stuff that would just make the audience stop and think "what?" The thing is he's going to START OFF with something that would be so common in the future, but then just end up alienating the whole crowd. Even the band stopped playing and started staring at him like he's some kind of weirdo.

So he should start off with a lite-funk proto disco thing and start doing some light MC-ing over it. Everyone would be all "hey, this is pretty cool" until he ran out of "hip-hop don't stop" stuff and started doing lines from "Like A Pimp" or "Freek-A-Leek"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 25 March 2006 03:06 (twenty years ago)

CYHSY, obvs

Col Tom Blue (Col Tom Blue), Saturday, 25 March 2006 03:10 (twenty years ago)

whiney's description sounds pretty plausible!

dave k, Saturday, 25 March 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

Still, Marty McFly rapping?? How dorky is that gonna look?? He goes better with a guitar, I'd say.

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Saturday, 25 March 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

POING POING POING won halfway up the thread.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 25 March 2006 04:57 (twenty years ago)

Still, Marty McFly rapping?? How dorky is that gonna look?? He goes better with a guitar, I'd say

You don't think they would have cast Nick Cannon if they were making this today?

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 25 March 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

play in double time and watch me for the changes.

"one, two, three, four...............ma baby don't mess around because she loves me so, and this I know for shuuuuure.........."

play till minds are blown.

Danny boy, Saturday, 25 March 2006 05:40 (twenty years ago)

beastie boys - fight for your right

dc, Friday, 22 July 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)

six months pass...

"Then tell me futureboy - who's the President of the United States in 2017?"

chap, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:20 (nine years ago)

well, looking at the biggest hits from 1987 et 1988, I don't see anything that he could play to them shortly before it hits that would be a shock...
but "Pump up the volume" seems a good answer. Or maybe some new jack swing ?

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:54 (nine years ago)

or "Straight outta compton" released in 88.

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:57 (nine years ago)

Voodoo Ray? A bit late maybe, having been released in 89.

chap, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:57 (nine years ago)

Though recorded June 88.

chap, Monday, 20 February 2017 09:58 (nine years ago)

actually, in the movie, he plays jonnhy b good 3 years before it's released.
so we're looking for something from 1990 !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 20 February 2017 10:12 (nine years ago)

snap : the powa !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 20 February 2017 10:15 (nine years ago)

Killer - Adamski

91, but whatevs.

chap, Monday, 20 February 2017 10:32 (nine years ago)

I'm not sure some of these would be especially out-there to people who were used to some of the more epic synthpop of the mid-80s. Like at this stage he'd be playing some house music and people would be into it but they really wouldn't be expecting a veer into, say, 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX. Or any jungle really.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 11:18 (nine years ago)

Actually that's probably the metal guitar solo bit rather than the Chuck Berry bit.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 February 2017 11:20 (nine years ago)

oh I've got one : "Smells like teen spirit" ! "91, the year punk broke" !
for mainstream kids from 87, that would be a big wtf, I guess.
and exactly like in the movie, I could see the actor smashing everything at the end of the performance in front of the audience in awe and struck by feedback.
on the other hand, that wouldn't sound much like the future in a "this will change everything" way...

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 20 February 2017 12:16 (nine years ago)

nine years pass...

I was thinking about this thread recently and reckon it misses an important point - Chuck Berry was not the unpredicted future of pop music in 1955, music along the lines of rock & roll had been around for a decade by that point. Rock & roll as a cultural phenomenon was just taking off, but the music itself was around already - it just hadn't made its way to Hill Valley yet. So the contemporary example for 1996(!) now would have to be something already existing and gaining popularity but which hadn't penetrated small town America yet.

sonic catterdales (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 May 2026 13:32 (three weeks ago)

something already existing and gaining popularity but which hadn't penetrated small town America yet.

1996? Got to be something from Vision Creation Newsun, then.

emil.y, Thursday, 14 May 2026 13:49 (three weeks ago)

Roni Size/Reprazent

Brenton Wood Conference (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 14 May 2026 13:57 (three weeks ago)

Well, bear in mind that, as poster xgurggleglgllg observed early on, the scene has two parts: Johnny B. Goode, which the crowd is feeling... and then the Van Halen shredding, which blows everybody's minds (in a bad way). Chuck Berry's first singles dropped in 1955, and "Johnny B. Goode" is just two years away, so this fits for something "already existing and gaining popularity but which hadn't penetrated small town America yet." Whereas the second part is something that was officially mainstream (but still annoying parents) in Marty's home time of 1985, and which had its fresh-and-new moment about 5-6 years before that.

So for 1996, the first part would be a trend that was bubbling up circa 1995-1996 and breaking through majorly to define the late 90s. The second part would be something that was a hot, mind-blowing new sound circa 2020-2021, and had peaked by 2026, ideally in the same family tree as the previous genre. This makes me think he's doing a Backstreet Boys number that turns into a K-Pop showstopper.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2026 14:00 (three weeks ago)

but isn't part of the point also that Johnny B. Goode wasn't released until 1958? so the answer is "Believe" followed by Marty going way too hard on the autotune and alienating everyone

xp

rob, Thursday, 14 May 2026 14:00 (three weeks ago)

Okay, yeah, rob's idea fits all of the criteria and I'm into it.

emil.y, Thursday, 14 May 2026 14:05 (three weeks ago)

lol rob

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Thursday, 14 May 2026 15:56 (three weeks ago)

Ms. Jackson > Suddenly dropping into a dissonant modern rap verse.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 14 May 2026 16:02 (three weeks ago)

sub Q: what song does he play when he puts headphones on his dad to scare the hell out of him?

instead of walkman it'll be iphone, and he carefully places bluetooth earbuds in george's ears.

instead of vader mask, he does full darth maul makeup, keeping with the star wars theme.

but what does he play instead of (uncredited) eddie van halen shredding?

andrew m., Thursday, 14 May 2026 16:05 (three weeks ago)

Three 6 Mafia

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 May 2026 16:07 (three weeks ago)

but what does he play instead of (uncredited) eddie van halen shredding?

sings like the Geese guy

The Quaker Gurvitz Army (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 May 2026 16:08 (three weeks ago)

*terrifying*

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 14 May 2026 16:31 (three weeks ago)

https://i.imgur.com/ICeaoWP.png

omar little, Thursday, 14 May 2026 16:52 (three weeks ago)

The second part would be something that was a hot, mind-blowing new sound circa 2020-2021, and had peaked by 2026, ideally in the same family tree as the previous genre.

"I Gotta Feeling" falls apart as Marty McFly starts doing ASMR whispering and close-mic-ed crinkling of bubble wrap.

Strait of Merzbow (Eazy), Thursday, 14 May 2026 18:15 (three weeks ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.