Van Morrison: your views please

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Van Morrison's Greatest Hits doesn't has neither "TB Sheets" nor "The Way That Young Lovers Do." In fact, it doesn't have anything at all from Astral Weeks. I tried to convince my mom that she ought to throw it away and just buy his first five or six albums or whatever. She was having none of that.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 14 November 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, I guess it has "Sweet Thing" on it, and it's not Greatest Hits it's The Best of BUT STILL. NO TB SHEETS. THAT IS UNFUCKINGACCEPTABLE.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 14 November 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Cannot stand him, honestly.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 14 November 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is this thread all fucked-up looking? Anyway Astral Weeks is like the greatest thing ever okbye.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Astral Weeks is an awful, sickly wedding cake of wobbly self-indulgence.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Astral Weeks! And Mad T.V.!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What I wrote on the 'frat-rock' thread, i.e., should've stopped after 'Gloria'. Morrison = Meat Loaf with a Celtic burden of significance instead of cheezy American humour. -- dave q (scrape10...), October 17th, 2001.

dave q., as usual, nails it. still, i give a thumb's up to astral weeks and moondance, and bits and pieces of all the rest.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF IS with this thread anyway?

and didn't someone on ILX once post a rilly funny story about some (REALLY disgusting) thing that van's (understandably) pissed-off stage musicians did to one of his harmonicas?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ok i found it:

Van Morrison is a prize curmudgeon by all accounts, which gives me an opportunity to pinch this from the rocking vicar
Van's Daily Dump
Van Morrison insists on his band turning up to rehearsals at bang on 8.30am, although Van himself often doesn't turn up until ten, and then goes straight to the toilet with a copy of Exchange & Mart to have a dump. One day, the band got so cross that they waited until Van was engaged and then, one by one, tip-toed over to Van's Sacred Harmonica Bag, full of harmonicas Van has collected from around the world, picked a specimen, and rubbed it in their anal clefts. Even now, when you see Van on Later, his band seemed particularly delighted when he does a harmonica solo.


-- Billy Dods (butterbubble...), September 4th, 2002.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Astral Weeks to bits, but I've never felt the need to get anything else.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Fixored this fuxor. Should be readable now.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 15 November 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks Sean; you're a treat.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 15 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC maybe MAYBE has a big lump of coal where his heart is.

Maybe.


Astral Weeks = very necessary.

The rest = meh. Ups and downs.

skowly (skowly), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i like veedon fleece.

bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I find him dull except for Them.

Out of context, that would be a strange sentence.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Them + pretty much everything up to 1974 classic - although the amount of love lavished on Astral Weeks is a bit perplexing and St. Dominic's Preview in particular really should receive far more love than it seems to.

Nothing I've heard from him since 1974 seems to come close - although I'd be interested to see what other ILMers think of some of his more recent albums (especially Back On Top, Down The Road, What's Wrong With This Picture) since I have recently been entertaining the (probably fanciful) notion that he's about due for a sudden and unexpected return to form.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

As somebody said on the Rod Stewart thread, that Fritz can really tell it like it is.

This message is not for Van haters, but for Van fans. I first got hip to Van when I saw the "Last Waltz." When he came out I thought "who the heck is that little fat guy, he's all flabby and dressed in a brown pantsuit? He looks like a middle-aged lady. On top of that he's doing this ridiculous chorus-line kicking." Then I kept listening and I shut up. His was the most definitive performance in the movie, his and Muddy Waters.

About Van sideman and territory-sharer Georgie Fame, who was dissed above: I saw Georgie once at Ronnie Scott's in London, and he put on one good show. He did one bit where, in a tribute to his former boss, he sang a medley of Moondance and some African song from a movie soundtrack (was it one of those Cornel Wilde things?) that was pretty damn great.

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Them's version of 'Its all over now, baby blue' is classic. Astral weeks is obviously amazing. I don't give a fuck about anything else he did, and neither should anyone else.

prov, Monday, 15 November 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the haters maybe don't like Van because of his jazz leanings. C'mon people, who do you think he is, Sting? The

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

A second for 'Beautiful Vision.' Great album that my folks used to put on when I was 7 or 8. Don't know if I'd have the same reaction to it if I heard it for the first time now, though.

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like him b/c the timbre of his voice grates on me for some reason. Sorry, VM lovers!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"the antithesis of post-punk, earnest caterwauling hippy mystic and faux jazz self- flagellation"

I've never thought of Van Morrison as hippy-anything (or especially earnest, for that matter). Unlike the faux-mysticism of, say, Led Zeppelin, Van's lyrics steer clear of gnomes and m'ladys, are grounded instead in back alleys, snowstorms, trains, Safeway supermarkets, and memory. More importantly, the music is equally grounded: in r&b. His 70's catalogue (Moondance, Tupelo Honey, St Dominick's Preview, Hardnose the Highway, Veedon Fleece, and though it's '69, Astral Weeks belongs in this group too) is at least as strong as Al Green's. After that, for the most part it seems like he started reading a bit too much of his own press: yes, the mysticism did start to grate. I've been listening to him a lot again. He good.

Burr (Burr), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

He's supposedly a mean drunk.

shookout (shookout), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Unlike the faux-mysticism of, say, Led Zeppelin, Van's lyrics steer clear of gnomes and m'ladys,
??? Sorry, those two terms do not appear anywhere in any LZ song.

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I should have said dark lords and elders of the gentle race.

Burr (Burr), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you, that'll be fine.

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

is at least as strong as Al Green's

how hold on a moment...

amateur!!st, Monday, 15 November 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

you've awoken one of the gnomes, Burr, or is it a dark m'lady...?

rumple, Monday, 15 November 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

'Slim Slo Slider' is much deeper than 'Strong as Death (Sweet as Love)'..
Take that, dark gnomes!

rumple, Monday, 15 November 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, i'm not gonna argue, dude. i like the van.

but al green is al green!

amateur!!st, Monday, 15 November 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

AMATEUR@$&ST USES WORD "DUDE"
CALL CNN
at least you didn't go into some tedious 'style over substance' argument like Skidpants

rumple, Monday, 15 November 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i got made fun of a lot in europe for using the word "dude" all the time

anyway style IS substance. dude.

amateur!!st, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, you've actually BEEN to Europe? With Mommy or Daddy, or on a scholarship?

yeah, you would believe that sort of twaddle. Le Roy Neiman has a lot of "style," how do you feel about him? (here comes the lecture) I hope you wear a beret when you type out these missives. And one earring. No, that wouldn't go with the short pants and riding crop.

intelligent discussion may now resume.

the dude., Tuesday, 16 November 2004 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever dude

amateur!!st, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?

rumple, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

not lately, no

amateur!!st, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

I've been totally gaying out on Van lately. Saw the last waltz again and it really hit me how fucking BIZARRE the man is...such strange mannerisms onstage, so "passionate" but yet seems sort of bitter and hateful and totally uncaring about the crowd...

but so anyway yesterday I picked up "It's too late to stop now" a live album with his band, the Caledonia Soul Orchestra...honestly I think it's one of the greatest albums ever recorded...every song is retooled, rearranged...huge band, strings + horns + a core of a whoop-ass RnB band and rhythm secion....Van is all over the fucking place on this....slurring everything into a million fake endings and rave up WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP rhythm section hits...tuuurn on yuuuuur raDIO blooblobleeebledeeedlebloooombabloooobeeeedoodbeee..urrrrrnnnnn letcha lights shaaane....lettttit shine...

the fourth side "Heres Comes the night"---->gloria----->caravan----->cypress avenue is amazing...i think it's about five minutes before cypress is even close to being recognizable....

M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that last waltz performance is strange, right? he's definitely got a weird mix of wanting to be this classic entertainer type and then also just having a "fuck you" attitude. it works! the jumpsuit, on the other hand ...

there's a beyond-fantastic bootleg from a 1972 live radio session that has some incredible van moments -- a definitive "Friday's Child," a beautiful "into the mystic" and an incredible reading of dylan's "just like a woman." that thing deserves official release, seriously. it's a peak.

as much as i like van, i haven't delved very deeply into his post-mid 70s stuff. but it seems as though there's plenty of worthwhile albums/songs ...

tylerw, Monday, 24 September 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

As much as I love "Caravan" from TLW, I love his vocal on "Tura Lura Lura" even more. God I wish there was an outtake of that floating somewhere.

Jazzbo, Monday, 24 September 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

He's complete crap, of course.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Wrong, Alex. The man could do the neatest codas.

Cunga, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

If you enjoy listening to walruses gargle with their own filth, then I suppose so.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

Oh goodness, well, a gurgling walrus with beautiful strings behind him then.

Cunga, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

i thought he was drunk/coked out of his mind in the last waltz?

i like van, but i'm only recently recovering from drastic overexposure some fifteen years ago.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

I owe a drink to whoever posted that YouTube clip of him doing "Warm Love" on German TV in '74 onto a different Van thread.

Matos W.K., Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

Of all of the songs on my favorite Van Morrison album, I'm undecided as to whether my favorite song is "Ring Worm" or "Want a Danish".

polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

boring old fart, self righteous too.

max r, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

It's interesting how many of the dismissive responses are based on not knowing his music in the first place. There also seems to be a sense of pride in that. Not sure why. I've worked in places where I've had to listen to Frankie Valli to the point where I've wanted his music vanquished from existence, but unless your uncle tortured you as a small child with a replay of his most obvious hits I've never considered Van to generate such snap judgement hate.

Now, granted, from everything I've read and heard from others much more in tune with the music business, Van looks to be a pretty difficult, cantankerous a-hole, which doesn't even put him in rarified company. Yes, he's been making pretty much the same album for years. If you like that sort of thing, it's not so bad. And he has been at it for decades.

But if you're going to judge the man, at least hear some of his best work. I wouldn't go judging the entire career of the Cure based on "Wish"...

While every Van fan I've met has different personal faves, I'd offer up the obvious: anything by Them, Astral Weeks, St. Dominic's Preview, Veedon Fleece, Wavelength (considered his most "commercial" album for its upbeat nature and slightly "slicker" production), Common One (if you think Van's a snoozer, then this will be your best evidence, but maybe I just like to daydream...), Into the Music, Beautiful Vision, Hymns to the Silence...

His radio hits only tell one very small part of the story. And he really doesn't fall into "hippie" music. He wore some bad hippie clothes back in the day.

For those who do like him, hopefully YouTube still has the video of him and Chet Baker doing Send in the Clowns. I'd only heard it on bootleg and imagined Van really biting into it, the way he phrases things and such...and then I saw this video. AND HE'S READING THE WORDS OFF A PIECE OF PAPER. Ah, the mastery of performance.

I'd submit a link but I'm new here and learning how to operate this formatting stuff. Hopefully, in time.

smurfherder, Thursday, 27 September 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

"Ring Worm" is totally better, for the "yooouuuu've got ring worm" near the end.

Oh, and Van's good. I love St. Dominic's Preview. Also "Snow in San Anselmo" is one of the coolest songs ever.

clotpoll, Thursday, 27 September 2007 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cxw98-SBhGo

Mark Rich@rdson, Thursday, 27 September 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)

gotta love Vanlose Stairway

90s Van rules ok too, I have a particular weak spot for The Healing Game

corrs unplugged, Monday, 13 November 2023 20:34 (two years ago)

the wind in the willows…AND THE PIPER AT THE GATES OF DAWN

brimstead, Monday, 13 November 2023 22:27 (two years ago)

Van's pandemic turn has made it much harder for me to enjoy his work.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:02 (two years ago)

As someone suggested in another thread, I kind of pretend he's been dead since 2019 and indulge in the work of a man who (while still a colossal dick) hasn't gone all-in into vile conspiracy theories.

Similar to Eric Clapton (dead since the end of 1974) and I guess Kanye West (dead since the end of 2010) when I'm ready to listen to him again.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 01:00 (two years ago)

Yeah bird I tuned Van out a long time ago. Pretending he died is perhaps the best way to enjoy his early work while ignoring his subsequent rancid dickishness.

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 02:00 (two years ago)

I put Van Morrison into a Chinese translator and I feel like I'm going insane pic.twitter.com/0TuPUQKEb8

— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) November 24, 2023

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 24 November 2023 12:54 (two years ago)

New episode of the 500 Songs podcast is on Van

https://500songs.com/podcast/episode-170-astral-weeks-by-van-morrison/

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 November 2023 13:08 (two years ago)

ooh interesting!

that chinese translation is wild

corrs unplugged, Friday, 24 November 2023 13:23 (two years ago)

four months pass...

Underappreciated track from otherwise nothing-special record, imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PghOffQ-BrI

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 22 April 2024 12:51 (two years ago)

one month passes...

“Cleaning Windows” came on at the bar hahaha

calstars, Wednesday, 19 June 2024 23:07 (one year ago)

“Curiosity killed the cat / Kerouac’s dharma bums / and on the road”

calstars, Wednesday, 19 June 2024 23:09 (one year ago)

two months pass...

The singing on the verses of the original Them studio version of “Here Comes the Night” are surprisingly wimpy.

The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 05:37 (one year ago)

Live version(s) on IT’S TOO LATE TO STOP NOW much better. Even David Bowie and Rod Stewart cover versions improve on the verses.

The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 05:39 (one year ago)

two months pass...

"tueplo honey" is kind of just "people get ready" i realized but still really good

budo jeru, Monday, 4 November 2024 21:56 (one year ago)

*tupelo

budo jeru, Monday, 4 November 2024 21:56 (one year ago)

been going on a bit of a deep dive with van, will report back on my findings

budo jeru, Monday, 4 November 2024 21:56 (one year ago)

"Why Must I Always Explain" is the same chord progression as "Tupelo Honey."

kato kaelin-manuel miranda (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 November 2024 23:03 (one year ago)

The only bright side of a Trump reelection would be "Why Are You On Facebook?" at the inauguration.

bratwurst autumn (Eazy), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 00:01 (one year ago)

Please do, budo. I love Van.

TheNuNuNu, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 00:06 (one year ago)

i hate to tell you this, but you've got ringworm

this train don't carry no wankers (doo rag), Thursday, 7 November 2024 04:42 (one year ago)

a van morrison deep dive is such an enduring pleasure. an honestly even long into the recent years there's gems -- that country record pay the devil is really really good

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 7 November 2024 12:14 (one year ago)

Exactly. I love grumpy Van so even the politically incorrect recent records are a delight to my ears -- I like it a lot when he whines. As other ilxors have pointed out, it makes the mystically transporting moments more powerful, when you consider who exactly is being transported! -- plus I think he's a great lyricist and singer when he's irascible, he's so sincere about it (You Don't Understand, for instance; so good) -- but I have the advantage of living in East Asia, where the pressing sociopolitical issues tend to be different, and the insufferable assholes I want to keep a distance from rant about different topics. Listening to whiny Van out here feels like reading some Latin poet mouth off about what he hated about Ancient Rome. Right or wrong, it's too far away for me to tell. And I love the contrast between his pettiness and that sweet, sweet, pro-yet-still-soulful music he and his band(s?) are now so great at making.

TheNuNuNu, Thursday, 7 November 2024 12:50 (one year ago)

There is some hypnotic evil energy in the grumbling works. I listened to Latest Record Project Vol 1 once, out of curiosity, and spent 2 days shuffling around and muttering 'I'm a targeted individual'

woof, Thursday, 7 November 2024 13:59 (one year ago)

Listening to whiny Van out here feels like reading some Latin poet mouth off about what he hated about Ancient Rome.

this is honestly wonderful insight -- I love Juvenal, the Roman satirist who, if he lived in present-day America, would absolutely be one of the worst people alive, but in Rome? I'm never gonna read Juvenal VI again ("Against Women") but otherwise his ire is a lot of fun and all those people are dead.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 7 November 2024 15:27 (one year ago)

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6G34zJzcAU

^^great performance with pee wee ellis on sax

corrs unplugged, Monday, 7 April 2025 10:57 (one year ago)

I got the DVD that has this (should be easy to find in used but great condition for less than $10). It is pretty awesome.

birdistheword, Monday, 7 April 2025 21:37 (one year ago)


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