sure
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
5 Pieces of Thong
― discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
(that's what happens when the dog gets in the hamper)
PICK THE BEST SONG: "New Slang" vs. "White Winter Hymnal" vs. "My Girls" vs. "1, 2, 3, 4" vs. "Skinny Love"
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBPW_KGcsY&fmt=18
― uberweiss, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
"Friday" has given me some pleasure (as opposed to none), so that.
― Carthusian Product (seandalai), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
ilxor what the fuck
― goole, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
if "she got dumps like a truck, truck, truck, thighs like what, what, what, baby move your butt, butt, butt" doesn't give you chills, then shit, brah
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
poll got fleets like a truck, truck, truck, feist like what, what, what, bon iver move your butt, butt, butt
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
looooool
― markers, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
lex, can't wait to hear yr thoughts~~~
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
yes keep posting the link, I'm sure he just didn't see it....
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Ashlee Simpson. Prefer inoffensive MOR to extremely offensive and annoying novelty dreck. And "The Thong Song" is largely tuneless...
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
ok Geir's here, lock thread
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
"Better Off" is A+++ amazing.
"Piece of Me" is one of her weaker singles I think, and only really makes much sense in the context of Autobiography, but its song-writing is still great: "Make me happy it's your mission/And you won't stop till I'm there" - the guy loves her so much that he tolerates all her flaws AND enduringly keeps going till she gets her orgasm.
― PΓ☼LΞG☼ (prolego), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I really really really dislike the verse and the chorus of Pieces of Me. in fact, if we did a Worst poll, it'd get my vote.
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
(ilxor, do not take this as a cue)
^ so tempted to use this as new display name aaaahhh must fight
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Saturday, 2 April 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
narcissism of small differences etc
Always amazed at how much shakey is the actual personification of a strawman who doesn't get anything.
― Tim F, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Thong Song is better than pretty much anything ever
― gospodin simmel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm drunk like a motherfucker, but I stand behind the Thong Song!
― gospodin simmel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck this thread so much for getting mambo no. 5 stuck in my head
― major fashion inspiration (reddening), Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
"combo #5" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "mambo #5"
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"combo #5" might be my favorite dad joke ever
Waht is that at taco bell
― San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
wait actually this song is kind of really racist n/m -- for some reason i always remembered it as just being about fast food
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
oh wait for some reason the only version on youtube is some racist version making fun of chinese ppl and not the weird al version n/m
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
hmmm maybe there never was a weird al version of "combo #5" -- i might've just imagined this whole thing
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Lolz
― San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link
"Thong Song" or fu imo
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Jordan: wikipedia sez the Combo #5 song was mistakenly attributed to Weird Al so maybe you werent alone in that one
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link
also Friday is the only song I would remotely tolerate hearing right now
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, April 2, 2011 1:33 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark
yeah but i don't even remember the racist chinese version -- i just invented a weird al song in my head is all
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
tim f otm
― sarraghmaclachlan (some dude), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
FRIDAY although pieces of me and thong song are close behind
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 2 April 2011 07:38 (thirteen years ago) link
nah not "better off", "love me for me" is the ashlee song off her debut imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ng7k0owgrE
my head is spinning but my heart is in the right placesometimes it has to have itself a little earthquake
― lex pretend, Saturday, 2 April 2011 08:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i have no thoughts on those songs apart from the usual "animal collective must be executed immediately"
― lex pretend, Saturday, 2 April 2011 08:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Mambo No. 5 and Thong Song are from around the same time period but I remember liking Mambo a bit more.
― Simpsons Christmas Boogie (MintIce), Saturday, 2 April 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
never been much into "pieces of me", but yeah "better off", "love me for me" and "la la" are all great and funny. also "nothing new". anyway probably thong song.
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 3 April 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link
absolutely no contest. thong song was and is superb.
― m the g, Monday, 4 April 2011 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"Thong Song" is horrible and detestable, but so are "Mambo #5" and "Who Let The Dogs Out" too.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Monday, 4 April 2011 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, at least Rebecca is young enough to do better.
(Actually, I disagree w/Geir, but hey)
― Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2011 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Before coming into this topic I was wondering what "Pieces of Me" was doing in here because it is largely innofensive MOR type music.
If you want an unbearable Ashlee Simpson songs you'd go for something like this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41s4IMyamQ
― MarkoP, Monday, 4 April 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41s4IMyamQ
haha I like that one a lot more than "Pieces of Me"
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Pieces of Me is pretty rad, but it's probably like her 12th best song or something.
Better Off is probably my favorite.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link
(also, i thought we as a society were past the whole shameful ashlee-as-figure-of-fun phase?)― lex pretend, Friday, April 1, 2011 9:18 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark
nah bro, this fight has not yet been won.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link
kind of have a soft spot for Mambo No. 5
― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Mambo No. 5 is great! I don't how anyone could hate it, unless you hate novelty dance tunes in general. Hating it is like hating Macarena!
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Which is why I went for it. The other songs are all offensive, and inoffensive is, after all, much better than offensive.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link