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― markers, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
and people claim i'm a hater smh
c'mon man if this was "New Slang" vs. "White Winter Hymnal" vs. "My Girls" vs. "1234" vs. "Skinny Love" you would be hating, don't front
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
Xposts Yeah. /drunk on iPhone sox bye
― ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
lol ilxor will you make that poll
― J0rdan S., Friday, 1 April 2011 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
sure
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
5 Pieces of Thong
― discursive gatorade (Eazy), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
(that's what happens when the dog gets in the hamper)
PICK THE BEST SONG: "New Slang" vs. "White Winter Hymnal" vs. "My Girls" vs. "1, 2, 3, 4" vs. "Skinny Love"
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBPW_KGcsY&fmt=18
― uberweiss, Friday, 1 April 2011 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
"Friday" has given me some pleasure (as opposed to none), so that.
― Carthusian Product (seandalai), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
ilxor what the fuck
― goole, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
if "she got dumps like a truck, truck, truck, thighs like what, what, what, baby move your butt, butt, butt" doesn't give you chills, then shit, brah
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
poll got fleets like a truck, truck, truck, feist like what, what, what, bon iver move your butt, butt, butt
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
looooool
― markers, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
lex, can't wait to hear yr thoughts~~~
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
yes keep posting the link, I'm sure he just didn't see it....
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
Ashlee Simpson. Prefer inoffensive MOR to extremely offensive and annoying novelty dreck. And "The Thong Song" is largely tuneless...
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
ok Geir's here, lock thread
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
"Better Off" is A+++ amazing.
"Piece of Me" is one of her weaker singles I think, and only really makes much sense in the context of Autobiography, but its song-writing is still great: "Make me happy it's your mission/And you won't stop till I'm there" - the guy loves her so much that he tolerates all her flaws AND enduringly keeps going till she gets her orgasm.
― PΓ☼LΞG☼ (prolego), Friday, 1 April 2011 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
I really really really dislike the verse and the chorus of Pieces of Me. in fact, if we did a Worst poll, it'd get my vote.
― San Te, Friday, 1 April 2011 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
(ilxor, do not take this as a cue)
^ so tempted to use this as new display name aaaahhh must fight
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Saturday, 2 April 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
narcissism of small differences etc
Always amazed at how much shakey is the actual personification of a strawman who doesn't get anything.
― Tim F, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
Thong Song is better than pretty much anything ever
― gospodin simmel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
I'm drunk like a motherfucker, but I stand behind the Thong Song!
― gospodin simmel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
fuck this thread so much for getting mambo no. 5 stuck in my head
― major fashion inspiration (reddening), Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:01 (fifteen years ago)
"combo #5" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "mambo #5"
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:04 (fifteen years ago)
"combo #5" might be my favorite dad joke ever
Waht is that at taco bell
― San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:05 (fifteen years ago)
wait actually this song is kind of really racist n/m -- for some reason i always remembered it as just being about fast food
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:05 (fifteen years ago)
oh wait for some reason the only version on youtube is some racist version making fun of chinese ppl and not the weird al version n/m
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
hmmm maybe there never was a weird al version of "combo #5" -- i might've just imagined this whole thing
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
Lolz
― San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
"Thong Song" or fu imo
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
Jordan: wikipedia sez the Combo #5 song was mistakenly attributed to Weird Al so maybe you werent alone in that one
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:33 (fifteen years ago)
also Friday is the only song I would remotely tolerate hearing right now
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, April 2, 2011 1:33 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark
yeah but i don't even remember the racist chinese version -- i just invented a weird al song in my head is all
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
tim f otm
― sarraghmaclachlan (some dude), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
FRIDAY although pieces of me and thong song are close behind
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 2 April 2011 07:38 (fifteen years ago)
nah not "better off", "love me for me" is the ashlee song off her debut imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ng7k0owgrE
my head is spinning but my heart is in the right placesometimes it has to have itself a little earthquake
― lex pretend, Saturday, 2 April 2011 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
i have no thoughts on those songs apart from the usual "animal collective must be executed immediately"
― lex pretend, Saturday, 2 April 2011 08:18 (fifteen years ago)
Mambo No. 5 and Thong Song are from around the same time period but I remember liking Mambo a bit more.
― Simpsons Christmas Boogie (MintIce), Saturday, 2 April 2011 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
never been much into "pieces of me", but yeah "better off", "love me for me" and "la la" are all great and funny. also "nothing new". anyway probably thong song.
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 3 April 2011 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
absolutely no contest. thong song was and is superb.
― m the g, Monday, 4 April 2011 09:04 (fifteen years ago)
"Thong Song" is horrible and detestable, but so are "Mambo #5" and "Who Let The Dogs Out" too.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Monday, 4 April 2011 09:52 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, at least Rebecca is young enough to do better.
(Actually, I disagree w/Geir, but hey)
― Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2011 10:13 (fifteen years ago)
Before coming into this topic I was wondering what "Pieces of Me" was doing in here because it is largely innofensive MOR type music.
If you want an unbearable Ashlee Simpson songs you'd go for something like this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41s4IMyamQ
― MarkoP, Monday, 4 April 2011 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41s4IMyamQ
haha I like that one a lot more than "Pieces of Me"
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Monday, 4 April 2011 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
Pieces of Me is pretty rad, but it's probably like her 12th best song or something.
Better Off is probably my favorite.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:25 (fifteen years ago)
Lou Bega’s girlfriend Monica listening to Mambo No. 5 for the first time pic.twitter.com/npx7vmWYtQ— Joeley Pulver (@joeleybean) August 21, 2020
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 23:04 (five years ago)
dumps like a truck
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:28 PM bookmarkflaglink
DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
― in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
right
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
it's like a euphemism for "she takes giant shits" or something
well presumably she wasn't wearing the thong during this, shouldn't matter
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Friday, April 1, 2011 4:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:09 (five years ago)