Thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal

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yeah there is - the one that starts "Babe I'm leaving, I must be on my way/bare grace misery"

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 07:01 (fifteen years ago)

is it any wonder i've got
bare grace misery

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 07:50 (fifteen years ago)

Pantera's Power Metal is a pretty damn good album.

that's not funny. (unperson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

Sonata Arctica are Kings of the Keytar and FUIUD

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

wait a second

I just looked at that Wikipedia list and unless I'm mistaken, everyone hear is swearing fealty to Yngwie Malmsteen

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

er, here

my bafflement is ruining my spelling

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

Not everyone

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

yet you spelled ynbwie mlmslteen correctly

plax (ico), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

y'all can get as hostile as you want, all I have to say is "fuck you, you like Yngwie Malmsteen"

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

Yngwie J. Malmsteen

CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

dan otm!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

although I will admit that "Metal Gods" by Midnight Sun is awesome

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

yngwie pretty much sucks but I'm glad "I am a viking" exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8sVAY2TlYo

original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

he is a viking of playing guitar

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

in guitar he is a viking

original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

I was about to say, you can't knock Midnight Sun there, Dan.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

such creativity,speed,iron will, discipline and technal prowess over the instrument,yngwie continues to show mortals how its done...

long live malmsteen,cause,just like bach,or beethoven-yngwie's music will be a divine inspiration a 100 years from now....
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Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

one time a friend mistakenly dialed my my number (name starts with an "a," it happens a lot) and left me a voice mail that was just a half hour of him driving around and listening to yngwie malmsteen.

original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

"friend" admit it, it was your dad

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

you got me. it was my dad. and his name is "yngwie malmsteen".

original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

listening to Yngwie Malmsteen is like listening to a precocious, lonely teenager masturbate

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

so that's what you did as a teen?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

people were in awe of my flawless fingering technique

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

Yngwie answering machine story is amazing!
have any of you ever tried to play a guitar w/ a scalloped neck?
I almost namechecked Chris Impellitteri the other day. Shrapnel shred isn't really proper power metal, though, I guess.

CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

btw dan you might like this thread

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

A link to this thread seems appropriate:

John Petrucci brings you...ROCK DISCIPLINE (a picture thread if the pictures can fit)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

arby's/rabies and I got into a Vai img/video posting thing on facebook the other night. the "For the Love of God" video, goddamn!

CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

don't really consider Malmsteen in the proper Viking-hard-charging style of heavy metal though I'm sure all the bands who are unambiguously power metal would rep for him all day

mainly I just wrote that sentence to distract power metal haters while I put sugar in their gas tanks or in the case of the inevitable crashing bore who's primed to type "I don't have a car!", to drop a deuce on the screen right where you last typed your name

computer looks and smells awesome now you dickheads

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

fuck you, you like Yngwie Malmsteen

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

you probably share a middle name with him ;)

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

You mean "Fucking"

grandavis, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Yngwie is my dad and he told me to tell you guys to eat a dick

that was exactly how he put it

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

"the 'J' stands for 'Fucking', as in 'the fucking fury you JUST unleashed'"

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

people who hate power metal share a fucking w/ yngwie malmsteen

CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

Indeed.

grandavis, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

"the 'J' stands for 'Fucking', as in 'the fucking fury you JUST unleashed'"

lol

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

you mess with the Wingie, you get the 20 minute shredding solo bridge in the 90 minute shredding power metal song

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

aerosmith is it cool if I call your Dad 'Wingie'?

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

only if we can call smithy wangie

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

you'd be wise to keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing the aerosmith, goalkeeper

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

never

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

I thought my dad was yngwie. oh well, must be a different yngwie. whaddayagunnado. ¯\(©¿©)/¯

original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, whaddayagunnado, you asshole that hates power metal.

original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

ヽ(`Д´)ノ

original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

yngwies yngwies everywhere

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

(#゚Д゚) YYYYYYYNNGGGGGGGGGGWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

Algerian Goalkeeper don't you have some 5-man Brooklyn combo with a vintage synth to call metal someplace? this thread is for people who actually like heavy metal

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

well ok admittedly it's also for you if you're a power metal hater who wants to get hated on, if that's yr deal live yr bliss

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

power metal suxxx it isnt even real music

deal with it

nu rave electro banger coked out art school college party (Lamp), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

your domain name betrays you

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:43 (fifteen years ago)


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