chop off both his arms and use him as the chalice, easily fixed
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
okay look basically if you have a big-arse gunmetal sword and a big-arse black suit of armour made of black armadillo hide and reside in a big black castle with gigeresque turrets and gargoyles and loads of lightning everywhere it's fine, but if you're in a calico sack and your ears are a bit pointy and you live in a village with a herb garden and an incidental cauldron you should not be hacking that stick bass like a norse warrior
xxxxxp i am at work
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
fwiw i am listening to neo-prog atm so my views may be unduly skewed
just to be clear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOAl0enE7kI
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link
god okay
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link
grow more arms with which to shred
the only time I have ever felt tempted to get a tattoo of something said on ilx
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link
well besides the time I got "hate all the people who dis them but shot all the people who like them" done in Monika italic down the elbow side of my right arm
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link
listened to Grief's Come to Grief earlier today ... :( ... feel as tho i should probably invest in those Barry Windsor Smith Conan the Barbarian comics that were recently compiled in hardbound volumes ... i am not worthy ... woe ... ;_;
― Ioannis, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
now thats a proper great album (and isnt power metal)
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
(and isnt power metal)
my point exactly. woe be unto me. oh, woe ...
― Ioannis, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
When losers say it's overwith, you know that it's a lie. The Gods made heavy metal and it's never gonna die!
― farielan chosder bout a chagh an i ballme trantuming (dog latin), Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
people who don't like power metal are such herbs
go season a cooking sauce, power metal hating herbs
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
oof
― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Aerosmith otm. parsley sage Rosemary and douchebags
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
hate nightwish and you are fuckin dead to me
"bare grace misery" or gtfo
― Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
if you listen to symphony x and you are like, "no, fuck this," maybe you should reconsider all of your terrible life decisions up to this point
― Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't listen to sonata arctica because i had a roommate who listened to sonata arctica all the time but whatever he is a better person than you who hate power metal
― Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link
also if you can't get down with blind guardian then fuck you in your fucking face
― Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i feel a little bad about all of my hostility in this thread so as a lift you up by your bootstraps attempt i offer sort of a beginners guide to people who hate power metal
1. listen to power metal2. suck less3. try it again4. take a long serious look in the mirror and hate your weakness5. listen to power metal6. succeed in sucking less(optional: fail in sucking less, stab your failing eyes out with the shards of your nickleback cd collection)
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link
i like your cuirass around your ankles
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Thursday, 17 March 2011 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
We're all in agreement that Gamma Ray totally sucks though, right?
I can't get enough of Sonata Arctica. They're catchy, they're good live, and they're not above having some fun. Same goes for Edguy.
― A. Begrand, Thursday, 17 March 2011 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i met this dude and he wasn't even Preternatural Transmogrifier.
― CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Is king Diamond considered Power Metal, I've never seemed to think he was.. If he is, he might be the only PM I like.. and maybe those two Grim Reaper songs that were posted above, bad wigs or not.. lol
― SeanWayne, Thursday, 17 March 2011 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.allflac.com/covers/b_59326_Pantera-Power_Metal__Original_-1988.jpg
― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Thursday, 17 March 2011 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link
POSERS
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd be okay calling King Diamond power metal...but then that drags me into well then what's Mercyful Fate...and in my dark little attic of a mind, they're both just kind of sitting there on their own, in their own category. Because, well...fuck, that's how it should be.
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 05:11 (thirteen years ago) link
the glam Pantera hair makes me LOL and LOL and LOL mainly bc Anselmo looked like Rikki Rockett and no amount of hardcore dickishness can ever remove that image from my mind which is why I giggle whenever I see him
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link
DEATH TO GIRLYMEN
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:14 (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
as per the key law of this thread you must now be unnecessarily hostile to yourself
― Head goes goes goes (Schlafsack), Thursday, 17 March 2011 05:15 (thirteen years ago) link
no disrespect to anyone (aside from wimps, posuers, etc) but if Mercyful Fate is power metal, then the Ramones are 90's Lookout Records pop-punk
― CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I never said Mercyful Fate were power metal AND I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES WITH MY RUSTY SPOON FOR READING IT AS SUCH
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
wait you eat with a spoon? my confidence is shaken in you. knives do everything spoons do, only sharper and more swordlike.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Nay I do not eat with my spoon, a plague on you for suggesting such...like the many weapons at my disposal I consider the rusty spoon yet another brush that I use to creat my art...part of the panopoly of instruments with which I draw the agonised screams of the vanquished
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link
this is like my favorite fucking song ever and I want it played as they're launching my boat across the Styx
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link
There's no Styx song called that wtf
― There's nothing left alive but a pair of ashy thighs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 17 March 2011 06:56 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah there is - the one that starts "Babe I'm leaving, I must be on my way/bare grace misery"
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link
is it any wonder i've gotbare grace misery
― Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 07:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Pantera's Power Metal is a pretty damn good album.
― that's not funny. (unperson), Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Sonata Arctica are Kings of the Keytar and FUIUD
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link
wait a second
I just looked at that Wikipedia list and unless I'm mistaken, everyone hear is swearing fealty to Yngwie Malmsteen
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link
er, here
my bafflement is ruining my spelling
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Not everyone
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
yet you spelled ynbwie mlmslteen correctly
― plax (ico), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link
y'all can get as hostile as you want, all I have to say is "fuck you, you like Yngwie Malmsteen"
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Yngwie J. Malmsteen
― CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
dan otm!
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
although I will admit that "Metal Gods" by Midnight Sun is awesome
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link
yngwie pretty much sucks but I'm glad "I am a viking" exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8sVAY2TlYo
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link
he is a viking of playing guitar
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
in guitar he is a viking
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link