rap music's memorable banalities

I'd rather bust a nut than bust a cap

the early 90s was so full of filler raps like this

Come on and dance guys grab a girl don't wait make the twirl
It's your world and I'm just a squirrel
Trying to get a nut to move your butt

I put too much sugar in my Kool...Aid

and it gets warm, take off your hot sweater

if you're tired, then go take a nap

dood ya can't knock Special Ed!!

(many x-posts)

My DJ is warm, he's X. I call him Norm Ya know.

Still makes me laugh everytime.

maybe X should take off his sweater.

And in the off season we vacate in the shade.

and it gets warm, take off your hot sweater

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 1:35 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you're tired, then go take a nap

― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 1:37 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha these were exactly what i meant

i'll get me GOAT

― HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:46 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Buy a half price sweater new

you cant help me if you cant help yourself
you better make a left

I'M GETTIN SLEEPY
I NEED SOME COFFEE

it don't matter if radio say its a hit
real niggas consider it miscellaneous shit

^ ^ ^ Requesting source pls. ^ ^ ^

Saigon on "Say It" from new Termanology mixtape If Heaven Was A Mile Away

I knew a guy like you
his name was Felipe

And if you're dirty, then go take a bath.

first of all I'd like to thank god

a pound costs six in new york
but it's half in Miami

I'm just vanishin' with the vanishin' cream - Masta Killa

I woke up this morning and had that line in my head. I never noticed it until just then. Weird.

Letters makes words
and sentences makes paragraphs

this be the drama
i'ma cause like a comma in sentence
paragraphs indented

early in the mornin' jump out my bed
grab some afro sheen and I comb my head

I've posted this before, on a similar thread, as it is my favorite example of this sort of thing:

You lied about the lies that you lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down south

All the way to Africa, a.k.a. the Motherland
Stick out the left, then I'll ask for the other hand
That's the right hand, Black Man
Only if you was noted as my man

I was lyrics like those that, in the summer of 97 when I worked for Domino's Pizza, led me to believe that I could have a future in this rap game.

I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac

More like "I like the Whopper BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! the Big Mac"

Stick out the left, then I'll ask for the other hand
That's the right hand, Black Man

the particular banality of this dawned on me very slowly until one day i heard it and was literally in tears wit hlaughter

Never see me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'.

A nice big plate of/Fish, which is my favorite dish

I know a man named Hank
He has more rhymes than a sirius bank

not to pat myself on the back but i like this thread

But now I'm humble and I can only think
About New Orleans and those jumbo shrimp

I'm sure I've posted this on ILX before but I can't find it now...

Me, I'm a pimp, I ain't payin' for no sex
I'd rather buy me a car or a new rolex

Actually, wow, Kid Rock is great for this. On "American Bad-Ass" we get:

I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics backs
And I did not stutter when I said that.

as well as:

I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash.

"Condo paid for, no car payment."

ridin droptop in the winter with the heat on

storch, can i borrow your yacht?

got the dro and the liquor
at the sto, get the swishas
tropicana and a twizzla

dro's got a lotta these

ridin down simpson me and t.i. watchin "lean on me"

basically an young dro rap about eating shark or tilapia is a memorable banality

I'm not sure how banal some of these are - I mean, Biggie saying he's got his condo and car paid for is more of a specific statement about wealth and success, right? It may not be all that thrilling but it's not exactly filling time with chatter that would be true of anybody...

Yeah, and the reason that Rakim talks about fish, is because in the song he's broke and fish is a luxury. I picture ilxors sitting around eating giant salmon steaks being all "ho hum this is so BORING."

ya without the "without money it's still a wish" of course it's gonna seem banal

quoting it alone is kinda unfair.

I AGREE GUYS.

Cigarette burns in my plush
Empty beer bottles in the brush
And my bitch actin' like a lush

good album

has there ever been a nerdcore rapper angrily rapping about breaking D&D rules

they gave my unc life for selling dope and he 63
barack came in office in 08 and gave him clemency

rio day yung OG - "inrrgee"

in a way this is the very opposite of banal but the delivery w/in the song & the context in which it comes makes it feel like a true rap banality to me <3

P heartwarming!

came in to post this one from de la soul 'all good' but i already posted it 9 years ago

I can't believe we built this large pizza pie together, no pepperoni
Yeah you wanted extra cheese, sometimes I gave you extras

― Spottie, Friday, February 14, 2014 2:23 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

still a great line from a great song

xxxpost yeah Serpent is soooo good

AOTY

“Whip anybody ass at NBA Live”

Common on The Bizness

when I was young, I was a fan of the Jackson 5

I used to watch CHiPs now I load Glock clips

No, my album ain’t done. It ain’t dropping yet - Juelz Santana

I used to watch CHiPs now I load Glock clips

― Raising Azure Asia (President Keyes), Sunday, October 27, 2024 7:51 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this is the opposite of this thread

the contrast of the banal with the dramatic is its own poetic thing but def not a memorable banality on its own

I was just following up the quote above that about the Jackson 5

though in the context of the lines around it the gun loading isn't all that dramatic, since he just talking about Mr. Magic and how he's not gay.

I fucked up my Jeep
I fixed it with Bondo

- Valee

'playin live 95
tradin charles smith for drexler'
―j-live

(me to myself: no way that trade is even. what a cheater lol.)

This isn’t banal so much as sort of tautological/obvious

Having cash is highly addictive
Especially when you’re used to having money to live with

Kick off your shoes and relax your socks

when I was young, I was a fan of the Jackson 5

― corrs unplugged, Sunday, October 27, 2024 4:49 AM bookmarkflaglink

giving Illmatic my first real attentive listen today, and this one really rang out to me

when i was young, i learned survival
i was a fan of the Jackson 5

For cryin' out loud, my style is wild, so book me
Not long is how long that this rhyme took me

lol no kidding, Ghostdini

Me-oh-me oh my hello hello hi
I'm not Huckleberry Finn I'm still speaking, shoo, fly

xpost/#onethread to the revive on Grandmaster Flash "The Message"

reminded me not of a specific line, but of how much i loved the warren g-affiliated duo the twinz. it was indeed hard to tell them apart and they always paid me the courtesy of saying their own names in all of their raps.

Ah-ha, this beat's got gout!

I'm Violent J and I'm back like a vertebrae