The expose in my newspaper the other day about how Britney and Holly Valance (wait for it) use their scantilly-clad bodies to attract the attention of girls and men in order to sell songs written by middle-aged men (OH MY GOD!) was much more annoying (those "middle-aged men" = Nelly Hooper and Max Martin ==> GENIUSES!)
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 3 November 2002 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)
same here, can we have an explanation as to why those paragraphs were so damn awful.
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 3 November 2002 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)
I hate music critics that don't agree with me. They are just wrong, end of story.
― kate, Sunday, 3 November 2002 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 3 November 2002 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)
If it was in 1997, I find it even more dubious that someone had only heard the Rolling Stones was off a very rare PG tape that came out in 1986. It was a hard tape to find back then, as it is now. If that was indeed her leaping point, fine. It strikes me as an overstatement or some attempt to register some urban, Gen X credibility.
It just seemed all too conveniently hip to me at the time, and until I read it again I'll continue to think it wasn't a good review. I don't think you're necessarily being unfair Matos, but your evaluation of people who hated that review is rather dismissive--it implies that those of us who didn't like it didn't take the time to "get it." All I can say for myself is that I read it over and over, surprised that something like that ran in SPIN.
I see that review on the exact same terms as I do the Murray Street review in VV this year. Unoriginal. And not funny.
― Don Weiner, Sunday, 3 November 2002 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)
― dave q, Sunday, 3 November 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)
how Britney and Holly Valance (wait for it) use their scantilly-clad bodies to attract the attention of girls
Lezzing up is the new Chartpop! The video for "Down Boy" implied as much, anyway...
Btw, Dom, that's a press release, right? NO WAY could that have appeared under the pretense of music criticism...
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)
― kate, Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)
Daniel - most UK writing about indie is exactly like that nowadays, pick up a copy of X-Ray if you want further misery.
― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)
(I don't know Hopper or Grose's stuff well enough. Amy P seems to get her detractors saying "oh she only gets work cos she's a young girl" and her supporters saying "oh she gets detraction cos she's a young girl" - I don't think her record collection and/or taste really feature in any of the disputes about her writing)
― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)
i'm talking abt unspoken assumptions on the part of my deluded opponents, the assumptions behind the kneejerk belief that girls make poor critics, not the facts in the given case => i am on perfectly safe ground here, since unspoken assumptions are unspoken!!
however i *do* think there was an element, in the murray street thread, of "she opts for mere girly blog-style biography bcz her approved and attested knowledge is obv deficient" (ie accurate knowledge of one's own responses and the reasons for them can only be of value to a reader when accurate knowledge of discographies and canons and stuff has been demonstrated) (and i wd argue that accurate knowledge of the latter is very often used in music writing as a mask for uncertainty and even fear in respect of the former...)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)
as it happens, the name of this condition of possibility is currently chuck eddy — who is as we speak (disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer) working on a piece of mine, for possible inclusion in the VV
(a review, curiously enough, of a record sent to me by a label whose current PR person = jessica hopper!!) (but i only just realised this...)
"the problem with [x] as an editor is that they only run pieces by ppl whose writing they like"
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)
Most music writing is now a dreary recitation of facts written by dot-brains with no real understanding of the world. That’s how we ended up with the All Music Guide.
Hey, that's mean!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 November 2002 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)
(Frank Kogan is an ilxor so no apology needed!)
― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 3 November 2002 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)
- "this style of rockwrite is inappropriate therefore AP is rubbish"
and
- "this style of rockwrite is great but AP is rubbish at it"
in other words the specifics were important.
― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 3 November 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)
I think its a good road to go into every once in a while. when the reviewer got into music via x and now, many years later, that person is reviewing x. Just saying what the music/band means to you with some general descriptions to give the reader an idea of what the rec sounds like (i thought those were OK in her piece).
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 3 November 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)
Back to a point Ned made, which I have to agree with: there seems to be little to no place for all-out enthusiasm for music in rockcrit. Sometimes there are writers who do use it and go a bit overboard and mushy (like the currently-on-hiatus Pioneer Press columnist Jim Walsh) but it beats the editorial "lots of media outlets are saying good things about this band so let's try and find the writer on our staff who is the least likely to enjoy them so we can flaunt our veiny 'bucking conventional wisdom' jimbrowski" approach.
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 3 November 2002 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 3 November 2002 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)
― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 3 November 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 November 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)
― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 3 November 2002 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)
I kind of mean who marries the other good things about rock criticism to a sense of enthusiasm.
― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 3 November 2002 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 3 November 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)
The ones that tend to frustrate me the most are Pitchfork, as 90% of the reviews are usually some stupid show-off prose, with very little talk of music. I do agree with them a lot, however.
― David Allen, Sunday, 3 November 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)
I'm also slightly uneasy/defensive abt Mark's apparent disdain for "accurate knowledge of discographies and canons" (better that than inaccurate knowledge, surely?) I was re-reading 'Country' by Nick Tosches the other day, and apart from enjoying the bk's sheer writerly skill, I was also re-awed by his command of dates/facts/history/connections - I don't think the bk wld be half as impressive/enjoyable if Tosches only knew country music from listening to 'Country Honk' by the Rolling Stones, or if he'd Lester Banged on and on abt his deep personal relationship w/ Hank Snow recs while going to college in a small rural community of rednecks etc etc.
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 3 November 2002 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 November 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)
I only notice the ones I like = the ones who stand out and I tend to like them all precisely for that.
I mean Jane Dark's Norah Jones piece seemed sorta two-years-ago but as a whole Dark can be very sharp. See the Josie review.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 4 November 2002 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)
Jessica Hopper came up in the Mpls indie-punk milieu (I didn't know her back then but had friends who did), and due to that I have no trouble believing she first heard (really paid attention to) the Stones through Pussy Galore, which if memory serves is what she was saying, not she'd never heard them AT ALL aside from that cassette. (nb that's if memory serves.) Also, I'm with Andrew L re: Phillips's SY piece.
― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 4 November 2002 06:23 (twenty-three years ago)
And MY main problem with the Amy Phillips SY piece is that varying degrees of it have been done a zillion times. But Andrew L. is right on about my minor problem with it.
BTW, Is anyone keeping a scorecard for the number of Twin Citians who have written for SPIN? I can testify that there's something good in the water up there.
― Don Weiner, Monday, 4 November 2002 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 4 November 2002 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Monday, 4 November 2002 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 4 November 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)
My favourite bit is "Lady indicates some of the band's influences, moving dangerously towards sounding like a cover of Aerosmith's track Dude Looks Like a Lady.". He means "it contains the word "lady"". Are Modjo a big influence on the Datsuns as well, then?
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 4 November 2002 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 4 November 2002 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)
Swyg- thankfully, no. You can tell its not our editing staff, as it doesn't compare the record unfavourably to Sleater-Kinney.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 4 November 2002 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 4 November 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)
as much as I love Nirvana, that review is OTM
michelangelo it's the most rockist review i've ever seen!
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 7 November 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 7 November 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 7 November 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 7 November 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 7 November 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 7 November 2002 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 7 November 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ben Williams, Thursday, 7 November 2002 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)
And as much as I didn't like the Amy Phillips Sonic Youth review (and the reaction was closer to rolling my eyes than seething), Mr. Sinker's comment re: Frank Kogan (who I esteem as highly) makes me think it's worth it.
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 7 November 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)
― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 14 December 2002 08:31 (twenty-three years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 December 2002 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)
But he needs some kind of justification.
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 14 December 2002 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 14 December 2002 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 December 2002 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)
SFA are better than MBV.
Happy now? :)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 15 December 2002 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 December 2002 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)
Don't make me send Toby Keith out for you.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 15 December 2002 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)
― daria g, Monday, 16 December 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)
That doesn't even work as a threat! I'd just laugh at the guy.
Fuck buying American. Dylan vs. Bowie in my mind means dear god in heaven, Bowie any day of the week...
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 December 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)
Argh!
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 16 December 2002 03:46 (twenty-three years ago)
― daria g, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)
Nate, I will forever be lost as to why you care that someone is ribbing one of your "fav albums of the year". You take it all so personally! Why does someone making fun of El-P provoke such a rage in you? Why do you take it so seriously?
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)
Also, El-P's music does have a sense of humor (though usually dark, maybe Vonnegut-esque if you will). He riffs on Phil Hartman's "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" SNL bit on "Deep Space 9mm", the whole "McFly!" bit between "DeLorean" and "Truancy" makes me laugh like a spaz, and "Dr. Hellno vs. the Praying Mantis" has such preposterous dirtay-sexx imagery ("I dreamt of little bouncing cherubs with clit rings and sexy wood nymphs in crotchless lederhosen begging to get bent") that the term "deadly serious" is hardly apropos. I mean, he ain't Ludacris or anything, but he's got his nutty moments.
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)
but he spends a large portion of that el-p review talking about how much he likes blackalicious!
― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 03:46 (twenty-three years ago)
Plus if Seward is such a 'typical' chart-rap lover, why is he giving props to DALEK and BLACKALICIOUS of all things?
(PS, Don't get into this "ILM anti-undie contingent" either. Most of the people on this board who are into "chart-rap" are a damn sight more open-minded than most undie/indie types I've run into. What's really tired is this "oh I am so put upon on ILM" card which certain undie/indie fans seem to love to play at every conceivable opportunity as if to say look at how tough they have it.)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 04:12 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 19 February 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 19 February 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 19 February 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 19 February 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 February 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 February 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)
de-revive! de-revive!
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 19 February 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 19 February 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)