Gallery of unfortunate band photos

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That pic of the five of them from the 90's looks like a Ozzy tribute band crossed with the Banana Splits if they were human.

but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

Osmo's are like a google image search for Ozzy Osborune, all in one photo.

bendy, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

Actually it looks like Paul Heaton in the middle with the silver jacket and the pink beads.

but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/22.jpg

These outfits all look like they came from one of those Halloween superstores that show up in abandoned buildings in October. One "Ozzy" costume, four "hippie" costumes.

great & spacious building (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

POLL: The coolest-looking member of Osmo's Cosmos

Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

guy on bottom left in that last photo isn't that far off from kurt cobain

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/5600/Razorlight2011_1296033858_crop_480x591.jpg

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Why is it that in every fucking photo of Johnny Borrell, he has his mouth open?

but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

It's "sexy"

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/5NgrqafZ4qlhs2znqtK2iXGjo1_400.jpg

Morcheeba, simply happening. (PaulTMA), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/22.jpg

^^ This looks a helluva lot like the official band photo for Ariel Pink's 2013 album tbh

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOKUMOrsTXXqa_fdzJpaOxMz-VGYeM8OosRQixNF-Vf-TJptLc0Q

that little shriveled Greg Valentine looking kid is gonna haunt my dreams

MPx4A, Sunday, 6 March 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://lisavegagroup.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/kroppcircle-rs.jpg

MPx4A, Sunday, 6 March 2011 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

PLAY WITH US FOREVER...AND EVER...AND EVER

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 6 March 2011 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/ocband_promo03.jpg

these guys are so corny it's kind of endearing

Partisan Cheese Hostel (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 March 2011 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

probably wouldn't want to listen to their music though

Partisan Cheese Hostel (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 March 2011 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

Also a fan of any band photo that recalls this one:

http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/t/images/this-is-spinal-tap.jpg

Partisan Cheese Hostel (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 March 2011 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

Kropcircle
Korn
Kabbage
Karrot
Kauliflower

zing when yr bi-winning (Pillbox), Sunday, 6 March 2011 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

Krinkle Kut Chipps

a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Sunday, 6 March 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

Inkontinenz

corey, Sunday, 6 March 2011 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

Kostanza

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 7 March 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOKUMOrsTXXqa_fdzJpaOxMz-VGYeM8OosRQixNF-Vf-TJptLc0Q

Seriously, what's wrong with the middle guy's neck and head? Reminds me of the snail man in Uzumaki.

Tuomas, Monday, 7 March 2011 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

They scare me. Like children from some kind of Village of the Damned

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 7 March 2011 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

i just dont get this hesher haircut thing.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

the hair is to distract from the little one's pimples

van smack, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

http://pitchfork-adhost-dropspot.s3.amazonaws.com/RogerSterling/300x250.national.day02.gif

atlas swagged (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

thats the most sensitive beard ive ever seen

atlas swagged (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

(fortunately it is not clickable here)

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

does everything look more ridiculous in triplicate, or just the National?

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CNnVs_-ap-SBxgEQrAIY-gEyCCV4Pj514fpy http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CNnVs_-ap-SBxgEQrAIY-gEyCCV4Pj514fpy http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CNnVs_-ap-SBxgEQrAIY-gEyCCV4Pj514fpy

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

When did John Slattery join the National?

righteousmaelstrom, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

sometime around the time when he lost the Lucky Strike campaign imo

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

Something called Zorch:

http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs078/1103023679580/img/119.jpg

They will be playing many gigs at this year's SwSW.
If anyone here is going, please laugh at them for me.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

haaaaaaaa

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

can't I just laugh at them from here?

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

xxxxp lol ilxor that's what i tried to post the other day

atlas swagged (diamonddave85), Thursday, 10 March 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

can i just

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/55809123/Jamie+Lidell++02+PNG.png

thank you ilxor for starting this much needed thread (ilxor), Friday, 11 March 2011 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

looks grumpy considering it's his birthday

Neil S, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

just turned 30 iirc

thank you ilxor for starting this much needed thread (ilxor), Friday, 11 March 2011 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

TuNe-YaRdS or however it's capitalized???

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/tuneyards.jpg

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

soOOoOOO zAnY!!!

diamonddave85, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

looOOL whAt a BunCh of dOrKs

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

tHiS iS wHy pPL hAte lIbeRalS

Oh Shit People Like Your Ballads Oh Nooooo (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

W H O K I L L ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

tyler 'scratch' perry (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://991.com/newGallery/Depeche-Mode-Smash-Hits---May-419677.jpg

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://lisavegagroup.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/kroppcircle-rs.jpg

Are all of them men? I thought the front two were girls. They're like the Hanson version of Village of the Damned.

Moka, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

ha ha @ Geir

furious at classic SH for mixing up grisly and grizzly tho

Neo Tony (sic), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

apparently this band is called "1,2,3"

http://img2.ymlp128.net/GuerrillaGroup_1_123HIGHRES08.jpg

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Friday, 1 April 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)


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