the landfill that time forgot: crap uk bands of 00s/10s

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voted Biffy Clyro because I was an undergraduate in Scotland when they were 'blowing up' and loads of my classmates thought they were fucking indie as shit because they saw them at Fresher's Week or whatever. would prob have voted the Fratellis otherwise, but I was doing my honours stuff around that time and had little contact with their fans.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

good man

Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12505772

Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.euinfrastructure.com/media/media-news/news-thumb/100211/Freshkills.jpg

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

glad jilly's rock world has shut down, that was some corny bullshit. hopefully the krazyhouse goes the same way, went to uni at liverpool and h8ed being dragged to that dump.

http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

what does nelly have to do with this thread?

Forgotten 00s crap.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

im voting mumford, surely u don't like them geir?

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

Actually never heard of them.

There are some truly crap bands in the list though. Was never big on Starsailor and Stereophonics. Basically, Britpop and this kind of indie were all about tunes, and those two bands didn't have much to offer in terms of actual tunes that would build up and end up in catchy anthemic singalong choruses. They simply just didn't have the songwriting skills to write good old-fashioned pop tunes. And just playing guitar without having good tunes becomes pretty boring in the end.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

The day of reckoning for the monsters of zavviwave

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 08:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.austeritybill.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nick-clegg.jpg

he's ready

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CYELT.jpg

he's ready

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4668/lauren460.jpg

she's ready

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/sep2009/6/7/gordon-brown-and-col-gadaffi-pic-getty-557229828.jpg

he's ready

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:11 (fifteen years ago)

Do the Mystery Jets fit in here somehow? They seem to get pitched as something a little bit arty and different, but the couple of songs I've heard have just been the same sort of mewling bumdrizzle as the rest of these fops.

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:29 (fifteen years ago)

the three pillars of landfill -- zavviwave, parkawave, and ommwave

third wd include the mystery jets, the horrors etc

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wP7WX.jpg

& foals obv

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

omg test-icicles

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:38 (fifteen years ago)

they were lol

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:38 (fifteen years ago)

not rly landfill tho

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:39 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yeah, Ommwave! Mystery Jets are exactly the sort of shite that the Music Doctor would recommend to Pol Pot.

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:40 (fifteen years ago)

nah but possibly worse than all of these.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:40 (fifteen years ago)

We're negatively comparing them to good rock bands, Geir, not Nelly.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

Surely one of these abysmal chancers has done a cover of Hot In Herre though.

Speaking of which, there aren't enough cover versions on this thread. Opening gambit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxNuAPvLo0

OMG THE RAPPING. THE RAPPING.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:24 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxrUeISv3eU

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:25 (fifteen years ago)

Kaiser Chiefs cover reminds me of PWEI.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyFtrm3T0Gg

DL, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:31 (fifteen years ago)

With rap by Zane Lowe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZrZJfcDyXs

DL, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:31 (fifteen years ago)

I saw the Mystery Jets live once and they were very mediocre, but this one with Laura Marling is quite cute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz-FoGp3p0s

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:31 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DandjZwi4yM

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:32 (fifteen years ago)

Really sounds like they're singing 'what time is it, love?' xxxxp

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:32 (fifteen years ago)

i know of an american kinda-folky kinda-indie cover of hot in herre (awful obv, which is a shame because i like the artist doing it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwuIIsDjgZg

omg the video is even fucking worse. its in an igloo! geddit!

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJAklQZ7kBg

NO. JUST NO.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

I can't bear to click on 'Biffy Clyro - Love Sex Magic (Originally by Ciara & Justin Timberlake)'

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

Re: the Live Lounge's role in all of this:

http://myelephantmuse.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/elephants-never-forget.jpg

DL, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

Grr, I mean.

http://myelephantmuse.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/elephants-never-forget.jpg

DL, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

omfg zane lowe rapping. possibly the most cringe inducing thing on the whole thread.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:37 (fifteen years ago)

in the interests of fairness I've got to point out that I'm SBing every fucker that comes in here defending one of these.

Except Geir, obv, cos he's a prince.

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:38 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzW37W2vCPE

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:42 (fifteen years ago)

Fuck that one is terrible

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:42 (fifteen years ago)

It was terrible when Sting done it, what chance have those cunts got?

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:43 (fifteen years ago)

You haven't pressed play yet have you?

ka£ka (NickB), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:45 (fifteen years ago)

i might be depressed but i'm not suicidal

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:46 (fifteen years ago)

Can't see the YT embeds, but The Automatic's cover of "Gold Digger" should not be forgotten.

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvwJtWP_qXw

Fucking hell

DL, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:57 (fifteen years ago)

The words "high quality" have no place on that clip.

DL, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

the vocals on that are sooooooooooooo crap

fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

There's no way back from that. They'd have had more chance if they'd been caught kiddy-fiddling.

DL, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

omfg zane lowe rapping. possibly the most cringe inducing thing on the whole thread.

i had erased this from my mind ;_;

re: razorlight/sting, as tom ewing wrote at the time: Pop scientists have searched long and heard for an individual less vocally and spiritually capable of singing reggae than Sting and finally he has appeared: well done all concerned.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

Poor Rastalight. Such tragic lack of self-awareness.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:16 (fifteen years ago)


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