Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Soupy $ale$

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Gopop (not an MC, but...)

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Manchild

Sizzla

― Joseph McCombs, Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Y-Front

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

hoping for names referencing increasingly ineffectual fictional gangstas/bad types-

Billy Bathgate
Fat Tony (from Simpsons) et al.

Mark E. Smith'n'Wesson

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ind-A-Gent
Payobo Beatch
MC Restraina
Da Black Sharps
Suga Cubes
T-Wrexx
Da Unicorn Killaz
Swiff Kicka d'Azz
Benna Flektonez

― a w, Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

floor filler phil

― delarge, Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Tha Groovekilla

― Tha Threadkilla (j.lu), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Loveliest Rapper

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Mistah Belvedere.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Donalds "The Minimum Wage Rapper"

― J-rod, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ILM: THA TAKEOVA

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― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Twelve-tone school Viennese rapper:

Ice Berg

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

That should read:

Twelve-tone Old Skool Viennese rapper: Ice Berg

... of course

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

raptilicus

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a real one- DJ Krash Slaughta is appearing in sunny Glasgow tonite!!!!!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

can't be bothered to go thru all these... is Da N-10-Shinnel Mizpellinz mentioned?

― ken taylrr, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(DJ) Emmanuel Dexterity

― Russ, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Dr Fuck-U-Up
Stonky Bitch
Mr Fancy Ass

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 5 February 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Vice-Principle Crunk

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 February 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

50 Pesos (the baddest mutha from Chiapas)
Skittle (the colorful new white rapper)
Nurse Dre
Ice Coffee
Beastie Girls (Moeesha, Laqueesha, Putreesha, and Queen Latifah)
DMXXX
Scoop Icee-cream Cream
MC Wrench
TT Cool Q

MC Fucka da Cocksucka
DJ Iluvya
Wheelchair-bound Killaz
Tha Windex Pimp
Almighty Fried Chicken
Dr. Condom
Hallelluia Rap Crew
Rabbi Tyrone
FuckU-n-U-n-U2
Phallopian Tubez

― anyways, Saturday, 7 February 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave. Followed closely by his modern day incarnation.

― Brian, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I still think Paul Barman should change his name to Cel-Ray Walz

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

neolojizzum
depf (or strengf)
MC nugget

― naturemorte, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

IRightI (Right between the eyez)
S.O.S
P Drizzle

― Kory S., Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't be bothered to read thru' the whole thread, but surely

Shitty Dick

would be the worst/greatest MC name of all time?

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

DJ Buttox
P Titty
Pee Wee Herman

― mr neutron, Friday, 13 August 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Twinkletoez

― oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

MC No Logo
Kareem De La Kareem
DMV
DJ Ridoo

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Bashfull
MC Confetti
Broz-B4-Hoez
Cherry Blossom Hustlas
P-Shy
Alan Cumming
Da Ruffle Ryders

― Softly Weeping at the Oki Dog (Ben Boyer), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

C on ya T's

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Q-Kumba.

― Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Budd Wyzah
C-Nile
Sane Clown Posse
2 Soft
Runty MC
Ozone Playa

― wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK
U-All
Nigga
O YEAH CHECK THIS ONE OUT. A FEMALE GANGSTA CALLED HELLEN KILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH I GOT MORE
A BASKETBALL TEAM/RAP GROUP CALLED Supreme Court Justice HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNA OUTER SPACE MOTHERFUCKER STARSHIP NIGGA WHAT SHUT THE FUCK UP{ YOU DUMB WHITE BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHASHDSA

― PETER $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4, Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Date Rapizt

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

F&*CK I CANE BELIEVE H(W MUCH I HATE YU ALL

― P FUCK U###############################3, Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dizzee Rascal

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

MC Faulty Cod Piece

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Mazzive Memba

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

for the germanic crew- The Wotan Clan.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 14 August 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Bob Chylan
Lil' Brett
Da Berensteinz
Babyfat
Faint Prayz(R&B outfit w/resident rapper)
Frothy P
Weedsmokaz Inc.
Big Everest
Doctah Atkinz
Keystone's Most Wanted alright that was dumb

― orangeblazer, Sunday, 15 August 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

i dont see whats wrong with weedsmokaz inc. ill murder you if you want

― Pryme Cutz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY

STICK MY FINGA IN YA BOOTY
MAKE THE FA(G/T) COME OUT

― BULLWINKLE666, Thursday, 9 September 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Fence Sittah
Def McEarless
Leggo Maheggo
Washington Heights
MooCow the Baby Slaya
Condoleeza Rice
Suckas Hate Intelligent Thugs (or S.H.I.T.)
We Were On Madden 2002, Remember?
Jheri Pearl
Xanadoodoo
Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

MC Whitemiddleclass Bank R

― mei (mei), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Stanky Gritz

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Nelly. Oh wait, that one's real.

― mike a, Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Condoleeza Rice LOL

― $corpium!!, Friday, 17 September 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I can never resist this thread whenever it pops back up again, damn it.

Shrinkage
Eskimo Kissez
OMG & LOL
Celebr8 Diversitee
Maroon 5 Too
S-Presso
Da Benefactor
Welsh Corgi

― Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Doctor Octaroon is genius. In fact, I am going to travel back in time and convince my great-grandfather to have sex with a negress, just so's my posse no longer calls me MC Bumble B.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 18 September 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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