CHRIS BROWN

also if wayne wanted some double time nonsense on the third verse of "six foot seven foot" he could've at least called up busta

Earliest I can think of is Bun B, c. 1999

Big southern rap impresario
Coming straight up out the black barrio
Makes a mil up off a sorry ho
Now sit back and peep my scenario
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
No, I can't fuck a scary ho
Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
Hos start pointing, they say there he go.
etc.

But Wayne's use is certainly more frequent and lazy.

yeah lots of earlier uses of "oops" in rap (my favorite being "Bitties In The BK Lounge") but i mean as an oft-used technique Wayne's to blame

yep i really like "look at me now" although the first time i heard it i couldn't even remember that chris brown was on it, he is waaay overshadowed by the others

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J2kj4-9XBZk/SlNzwG_eI4I/AAAAAAAAAhU/_7EjVar6bJY/s400/oopsWM+(2).jpg i said "on my dick"

ha, also ;_;

oh good

Michael
thats so funny. Your name is Pedro and you call Chris a creep? FYI he has over 7 singles and over 4 are in radio circulation now. I'm glad he admits his part in the situation even if she won't. Even though he was a teenager @ the time he showed great bravery in his actions after the incident. Eat it!

why does he brag about some chick waxing her pubic hair off

sounds like the 52-week domestic violence program worked then

What a piece of shit

Chris Brown and his passionate defenders can hop in a space shuttle and fly into the sun

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/rapper_chris_brown_freaks_out_after_r6BDLMvzaid4O8ZYNvqkEI#ixzz1HL7VbfTA

so then

gotta love that two minutes of questioning counts as enough of a perceived assault for him to go completely off

"rapper chris brown"

the questions were puffballs that totally could have been responded to with the usual "i regret what happened, but I'm moving forward" too, assuming he didn't then note his album means "Forgive All My Enemies"

i guess now he's seen how his fans and the industry will stick with him beyond either rational belief or morals, he feels he can just pull any shit and he'll be fine

Step 1: When asked about Rihanna, just note you're trying to move forward, sound apologetic rather than offended
Step 2: Stick with "Fans Are My Everything," don't bring up the haters
Step 3: Do not shriek, break a window, stare down a producer and rip off your shirt before leaving the studio

my favorite is "all I've been through" i.e. the things I had to go through after I beat up a woman - I'm sure it was a headache, all he's "been through," but there was an easy way to avoid all those trials and tribulations i.e. don't beat up women

His anger management classes or whatever don't appear to have been very successful.

haha what a stupid tattoo

how come he hasn't collaborated with Drake yet, maybe the self-involved vortex of smug would crush them both

my favorite is "all I've been through" i.e. the things I had to go through after I beat up a woman

this was also amazing

Michael Richards: "my new comedy piece is about all the stuff I went through, you know, just the trials I went through after my racism went supernova onstage"

I understand that Chris Brown is a dude with some problems, but I think that instead of babying the shit out of him and buying all of his music because of his vacant dough-boy stare and his ability to imitate Michael Jackson's dancing, maybe someone should take him out of the spotlight and try helping him.

"My new album means Kids, Realize All Men Entertain Racism"

xpost

lmao

maybe someone should take him out

could've ended sentence there imho

lol Shakey

you are reliable as the sun and I appreciate you for it

comparing drake to chris brown is very unfair to drake on many levels

dying @ shakey btw

i would love to have been around chris brown's management today

hold up, does Shakey not like Chris Brown b/c he abused a woman? on the other thread i thought Shakey's been all "no personal doings and thoughts can come between an artist and his art!!!!!!!!!"

keep that bullshit in your stupid thread

is it weird/wrong that i see an incident like this one w/ chris brown & read it as a very intense expression of deep, deep shame?

ilxor do you really think that is a contradiction

idk about weird but i'm not getting any vibe of shame at all xp

#armchairpsychology idk i feel like someone who really didn't feel shamed would be able to just go thru the motions of "i'm past that point" without flipping out and throwing a chair thru a window

i mean it's not like he gets hounded by rihanna questions, from what i can tell

"guilt" may well be a factor, but considering how many examples of a stunning persecution complex he's offered, it makes a little more sense to associate this with that.

comparing drake to chris brown is very unfair to drake on many levels

I would never argue otherwise!

keep that bullshit in your stupid thread

whoa wait, you are trying to keep bullshit OUT of a CHRIS BROWN thread? loooool

ilxor do you really think that is a contradiction

not necessarily-- but i'd like to hear shakey's take on it

hold up, does Shakey not like Chris Brown b/c he abused a woman? on the other thread i thought Shakey's been all "no personal doings and thoughts can come between an artist and his art!!!!!!!!!"

I don't like Chris Brown because he sucks. I make jokes about him because I have a sense of humor. that is all.

now we're talkin

mostly my interest in this thread was originally piqued by various people predicting that his Rihanna-beating would be a career ender, which I emphatically disagreed with (and have been proven right about, I might add). I don't really give a shit about Chris Brown's actual work. I think the only thing of his I've sat through for any length of time was that BET performance, my "review" of which is upthread.

this many posts and nobody made a "ws window" comment?

for the record, i kinda have given up on this guy after deuces
he's off my team on madden

Who hasn't ripped their shirt off and run out into the street tho

if CB had attacked robin roberts would that have ended his career?

it would have begun my permanent o_O face

If Chris Brown just starts shouting "tiger blood" and "winning," can we all just laugh this off as some hilarious joke?

Just?